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It's crazy how I am both of them at the same time.
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I turn left at the crossroads and suddenly I'm beamed with a new hyperfixation 💔
It's crazy how I am both of them at the same time.
Bro achei q tava pensando na irmandade, e tá dando like em kyman?
Vou te falar a verdade eu tenho interesse em muitas coisas não nesse ship específicamente mas em séries em geral então sim eu dei like em kyman.
Tu falou mt sério agr man relaxa, n to ameaçando tua família n kksjksk
Vou falar na real esse e só meu jeito de falar desculpa se parece agressivo
Bro achei q tava pensando na irmandade, e tá dando like em kyman?
Vou te falar a verdade eu tenho interesse em muitas coisas não nesse ship específicamente mas em séries em geral então sim eu dei like em kyman.
Snegulus fic where Regulus is Snapes younger sugar daddy (Theyre like 18 and 20), and his parents love Severus, even Walburga, because Snape is a powerful and well respected Death Eater.
Sev is Regulus' Princess, its almost embarrassing how much they're into eachother. Like the little Black kisses Sev's knuckles everytime they so much as walk by one another in a hallway.
Yes I want them to be like the Addams family
You know I want everyone to give Severus Snape A big round of applause for only having an eye for Lily and Mulciber...And getting shipped with Lucius, Regulus, Bellatrix, Harry, Hermione, James, Sirius, Remus, Lily and many many more.
Snape at some point:
Severus : Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and explode into bats to get out of all social situations.
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Severus : If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.
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Severus : Like, no offense to myself and all, but what the fuck am I actually doing?
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Severus : Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices.
Severus : Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.
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Severus : I wish I was a cat, but not in a furry kinda way, more like a “I can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences” kinda way.
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Severus: The next time I open up to someone it’ll be my autopsy.
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Severus : Could you maybe just like… stab me… right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. ‘Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.
Severus: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.
Dumbledore: why did you join the Death Eaters, Severus?
Snape, remembering how fine Tom Riddle used to be:
Severus : bitches be like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect… like wtf do you know about being baby? You were forced to grow up from an early age…anyways, I’m bitches
I've noticed something about Snape—one of his biggest red lines, the thing that truly pushes him to his limit, is when someone's life is in danger.
In those moments, he becomes the most vulnerable version of himself. He forgets everything—every grudge, every precaution, every defense mechanism—and his only focus is getting people out of harm's way, no matter the cost.
So vulnerable that hearing about Ginny Weasley's kidnapping forces him to lean on the back of a chair. So vulnerable and unguarded that while saving Harry from Quirrell’s curse, an eleven-year-old sets him on fire. So vulnerable that, in his attempt to manage the chaos of the Shrieking Shack—with children, a werewolf, and a supposed murderer—he’s disarmed by 13-year-olds. He's so reckless that he makes an Unbreakable Vow for Draco. So reckless that he chases a werewolf, without Wolfsbane, under the full moon near sunset. So reckless that he ventures into the Forbidden Forest to find lost children. So reckless that he roams the hallways in the middle of the night, in his nightgown, chasing the sound of a scream. So reckless that, as a Death Eater, he risks everything to warn the leader of the opposite side about Voldemort's plans to kill the Potters—and is willing to give anything to save them. He's so ungrudging that he carefully carries an unconscious Sirius Black. So ungrudging that when Black is captured, he checks on him immediately and alerts the Order of the Phoenix. So ungrudging that he risks his cover to save Lupin.
And I think these moments say so much about his humanity—things the books never fully explain.
Slytherins as conversations I had part I
Barty: Hey Reg can I borrow your knife for a sec?
Regulus: for what?
Snape: you bring knife to class?!
Barty *ignoring Snape*: To open my chips
Regulus: Here, give it to me
Snape: You shouldn’t have a knife in class
Regulus: *Slash chip bag open while looking him straight in the eye*
I don't know why but in my head severus just respond with:''you shouldn't have a knife have a dagger c: ''
they sit and judge people (everyone thinks they're weird)
Headcanon that although Snape doesn't laugh much, when he does, it's not the laugh anyone expected from someone like him. It's the laugh of someone much younger, the laughter of a child. It's the laughter of a girl.
It's the laughter of Lily Evans, the girl who taught him how to laugh.
So sometimes he'll start laughing at something, and the other teachers will stop for a second, because they remember that laugh, that's how Lily used to laugh. McGonagall remembers how Lily would laugh, Lily was one of her top students after all, and god did she remember that laugh.
One day Harry thought he heard his mother laugh. He knows the way she sounded when she laughed thanks to an old recording where he was laughing with him. And he thought he could hear her.
When he looked, however, he could only find Snape, laughing at something McGonagall had said.
Unpopular opinion #2
Severus wasn't in love with Lily.
He had an unhealthy emotional attachment towards her because she was his first friend, the first person ever to be nice to him and whom he could trust. There isn't a single paragraph or sentence in the canon material that implies his feelings for her were romantic, beyond the patronus thing, and that doesn't necessarily mean it was romantic.
She was his best friend, they grew up together, and Severus' life outside of her was miserable (abusive parents, bullying, bigoted housemates, the death eater cause grooming him), so it makes perfect sense he thinks of her to cast a patronus. His only happy memories were probably with her.
She was his family, his anchor, and I dare to say, his sister. And when she died because of the prophecy he overheard, he felt like he killed her himself. He condemned the only person who ever cared about him.
That's why I can't stand the common interpretation of Snape as this lovesick/simp/obsessed stalker in memes and fanon stuff. He literally said it himself, in the books:
"I thought we were friends? Best friends?"
He didn't sound disappointed, or sad, or bothered. He was stating the truth of what he felt. He wanted Lily as his friend, nothing more. And like any normal person, he was broken when he lost her.
The way you know Snape is feminine coded is the fact that the narrative constantly, constantly gaslights him for the crime of demanding justice and validation of the abuse he endures from the ‘good’ guys. He never gets it, but he refuses to brush it under the carpet, and the narrative treats him for it the way society treats every woman who refuses to shut up.
PERIOOOOOD
PERIOOOOD
FUCKING PERIOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!
God, fuck, yes, please, yes, say it louder. Is there anything more feminine-coded than being gaslighted by literally everyone around you when you’re being abused, just because the abusers are rich white boys with promising futures??? IS THERE ANYTHING MORE FUCKING PATRIARCHAL THAN THAT??? God, it’s literally the story of every woman who has ever been assaulted, don’t fucking tell me otherwise.
Sirius: "Snape knew more curses when he arrived at school than half the kids in seventh year."
11 year old Severus: "You motherfucking, shit-stained, cunt-mouthed little prick. Your chin looks like a ballsack and your droopy eye looks like the hood of a clit."
11 year old Sirius (crying): "I'm rubber, you're glue--"
I like to think that because Snape rarely shows skin aside from his hands and face, that to everyone else every little sliver of Bare Sneep™ seems outrageously scandalous and lewd. Severus Snape has no idea whatsoever that the tiniest slip of his sleeve to expose the tiniest bit of his wrist gets the entire wizarding population scandalized and flustered, like a bunch of Victorian fools seeing a woman's ankle for the first time.