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How many followers could the Fact Core fact if the Fact Core could have followers?
Fact limit = X-(Y2)+B
where "X" is the number of followers, B is the total free space of the Aperture Science central computer and Y is a cheese bagel.
dinelops
Dinelops is an extinct genus of prehistoric bony fish. It became extinct after an unfortunate mishap between a fat, balding American man and a toaster he had attempted to repair.
Mister America
Mister America, in comics, is the name of three fictional DC Comics superheroes. All three runs were cancelled when the characters were mysteriously promoted to Captain.
Statskog
Statskog is a nickname given to the Statistics Core. We went on a date once, and Statskog never called me back and avoids me on the managment rails.
southowram
Southowram is a sex act, only possible through camera trickery and thus only seen in porn. Attempts to southowram account for 7% of all Emergency admissions.
falcon
A falcon is any species of raptor in the genus Falco. The genus contains 37 species, widely distributed throughout Europe, Asia, North America, and galaxies far far away.
Taupiri
Taupiri was the name of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Michelangelo before his first owner dropped him down a sewer.
artemisluv
artemisluv started following faaaaaaaaaaaaaaactcore
artemisluv is a god with the power to make anything they believe real, while everything they don't believe disappears. As they slowly disprove everything through scientific investigation, reality is becoming undone. We have about six years before they conclusively prove that existence was made up for an urban legend.
insom-nom-nia
insom-nom-nia started following faaaaaaaaaaaaaaactcore
insom-nom-nia is an officer of the Lower Elements Police, working in the Traffic Division. An elf of 400 years, they're hoping for a promotion. Soon. Please.
needsmoreexplosions
needsmoreexplosions started following faaaaaaaaaaaaaaactcore
needsmoreexplosions is a forensic glitterologist. They help solve complex murders by intense study of the structure, composition, splatter and spray patterns, colour, brand, and luminescence of glitter at crime scenes.
life-is-your-restaurant
life-is-your-restaurant started following faaaaaaaaaaaaaaactcore
life-is-your-restaurant is the leader of New America in an alternate Earth in which the Cold War collapsed into total nuclear war. They were selected for their hunting ability, hut building and a platform of investment in education.
inner sphere electron transfer
Inner sphere or bonded electron transfer is what Black Mesa scientists call what Cave Johnson made Aperture Laboratories scientists call "little spinny glowy light ball thingy".
Luigi Vespoli
Luigi Vespoli was an Italian composer and plumber. In his later years he started a Ghostbusters franchise in Rome.
Craugastor Nefrens
Craugastor Nefrens is the name of an upcoming Supernatural villain in season 8. Nefrens is a demon searching for love in all the wrong places.
Friedrich Karl Christian Ludwig Büchner
Friedrich Karl Christian Ludwig Büchner is the most German name ever. Official recognition came in 1807 and the name was immortalised in stone in 1813.
twinkie
The Twinkie is the only remaining evidence of American civilisation when humans recolonise Earth in 4367. Still in the wrapper when found, scientists described it as still having a deliciously creamy filling. They are reverse engineering the recipe.
electrochemical grinding
Electrochemical grinding is AI Core code for a test subject becoming physically amorous with the Companion Cubes. It's the main reason why GLaDOS requires each cube destroyed at the end of tests.