Alien Freak

Fabail stands for forever an alien because acceptance is a lie.

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I saw The Mandalorian and Grogu yesterday. I did not watch the show or any other Star Wars series. I don’t know anything about Star Wars outside of the original trilogy, the prequel trilogy, TFA, Rogue One (thanks to @eabevella), and the Clone Wars 2D animation.

I had fun watching the movie, although the sound was SO LOUD that I had to cover my ears like half of the time. I had no problem with the sound in that auditorium when I saw PHM though… it must be because it’s an action movie? Perhaps the next time I go see an action movie I should bring my concert earplugs…

Other than the sound being too loud, I really enjoyed the movie. The characters had believable motives that drove the plot. Poor Mando though, he probably didn’t get to eat real food until everything was over. Fighting hungry, tired and injured must’ve been tough.

[fyeahjohanneseckerstrom]

Avatar - Official Tiktok: “The floor is lava!”.

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Avatar makes me so happy like nothing else. Absolute legend of a band. Sickass sounds, distinct melodies, diverse subject matters, sophisticated lyrics, delicately balanced ratio of growls and beautiful clean vocals, unmatched manic energy at live shows, incredible showmanship, and perfect chemistry between all bandmates. No star ego, no dramas, no controversies, just fun, passion and good vibes all around.

God I love them silly boys so much. They have so much on and off stage content, and I have yet to see a single bad one.

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I like clowns

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I did a thing

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Movie Ryland Grace is so attractive to me as an ace person… he is untouched by toxic masculinity, isn’t afraid to show vulnerability, emotions and flaws, and he likes crocheted and knitted things. AND he comes across as very ace.

He’s the ideal type of buddy I’d love to have.

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I saw Lee Cronin’s The Mummy and Hokum in the same week.

The Mummy was a disappointment, I went in with no expectations and still left unimpressed. It was just a very typical demonic possession movie but with some mummy aesthetics. I have seen too many movies like it, it didn’t bring anything new to the table.

Hokum on the other hand, gave me a completely opposite experience. I went in with high expectations and was still very impressed. I had been looking forward to it because I really liked Caveat and Oddity. Damian McCarthy really knows how to balance supernatural scares, suspense and murder mystery, and create genuinely creepy and oppressive atmospheres without losing focus. I hope he keeps making horror movies.

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Badlands characters as gym rats

Dek: very competitive, can and will beat anyone at anything if challenged

Kwei: intimidating looking guy who is surprisingly helpful, good spotter, gets asked if he’s a trainer a lot

Njohrr: thinks he still got it but doesn’t anymore, can and will get beaten by anyone at anything if challenged

Thia: that girl who can talk nonstop while on the stairmaster, likes to attend Zumba classes, and play with kids in the pool

Tessa: boxer, also does aggressive martial arts like Muay Thai

Bud: animals are not allowed in the gym

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I need a Kwei body pillow so bad. I bet his hugs would feel amazing and could pull me out of any depressive slump instantly, but alas he is not real and can’t hug me, the best I could do is pretend…

My asexual ass would need it to be sfw and non suggestive though… do people even make such body pillows? Fanservicy merch rarely seems to cater to ace folks… but aaahhh I have such a mighty need to bury my face in Kwei’s CLOTHED chest when I feel down. It’s unreal. I need him, he is the perfect man, the best big brother ever, the embodiment of peak masculinity. I love him so much. 🫠

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It’s been four months and I still think about Badlands every day

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Stupid things in the past couple years of my life have completely drained me of my survival juice. I can’t mask anymore but honestly? I have been fine being an unapologetically autistic loner for the last two years.

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I refuse to shut up about wanting to be hugged by a Yautja. There’s just something so comforting about being hugged by a massive bloodthirsty alien creature that lives to kill but doesn’t harm the defenseless, and has sex appeal but is sexually unthreatening,

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Tobias could’ve potentially made enough money for Ghost to tour the rest of the world if he simply made Terzo plushies.

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I may be slowly recovering from my latest depressive episode, but I still need a long firm hug from someone who is 7ft tall and muscular.

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I hope NECA makes toys of Kwei, Njohrr, and Thia with legs, because I want to make a scene of everyone beating the shit out of Njohrr, using 1/12 scale dollhouse furniture for full comical effect.

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We’re getting Kwei and Njohrr! Still no Thia with legs but that’s alright too! I’ll just get her a wheelchair and she can throw bricks at the scum dad! Everyone gets to beat him up!

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NEW NECA FIGURES!!

WE FINALLY HAVE KWEI

Plus Bone Bison Dek (with Squirt), Njohrr and Thia and Bud!! They better accept the approval for Kwei

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This is the best Valentine’s Day ever, instantly cured my past 2/14 trauma. Thanks NECA and thanks Predator franchise. 💜

[fabail]

I may have despaired again like I was 15, but this time I will not cease to be a person.