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[heatedrivalrysource]

Alright, here it is. Heated Rivalry (the show) the timeline. For everyone I’ve seen say “is there a timeline anywhere? I’m a visual learner”. Give it a pinch for maximum satisfaction.

[nocontext4077th]

[prividenchic-deactivated2015012]

[madeline-kahn]

Heated Rivalry Music: 1.05 I'll Believe in Anything

[konoko]

[bisexualrozanov]

are people overexaggerating or am i just too gay and european to understand why so many people think ilya's clubbing outfit was terrible

[biblionerd07]

Broke his diet, played a shitty game, bunch of strangers getting too close to him, saw the love of his life dancing up on someone else, and then he had to top. Worst night of his life.

[heavensenthale]

hollanov | all the things she said by t.A.T.u (remix) | the club scene

(warning for flashing lights)

[medievalthymes]

"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them.

[iamthewitchintown]

A missed opportunity

[zarekthelordofthefries]

[fadbucker]

breaking news: (wait for it)

"walking" coral discovered!

ohh...look at it go...

[greelin]

that hotel california comic makes me lose my shit every single time & i’m so thankful for it honestly

[greelin]

there we go

[swvevo]

[luna-forever-1]

😂

[aenramsden]

You have to admire her audacity, if nothing else.

[boogabeing]

Literally my favourite thing about Rogue One is that it makes the opening of New Hope so funny. Like, Vader has followed Leia from a planet he just blew up seconds ago and pursued her across the galaxy and then she’s just like: ‘I’m on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan’

Vader: You’re a rebel. I just had a fight with your entire rebel fleet and followed you here. Straight from the rebels. Of which you are a part

Leia: *dramatic gasp* rebel? Me???  I was just passing through. Diplomatically. Thought it was a five-space-ship pile-up or something going on there… 

[hashtagloveloses]

death star plans? on my alderaanian diplomatic mission? it’s more likely than you think

[captainlordauditor]

[jackhawksmoor]

ok but this is like legitimate Canon Improvement because I’d always wondered why Vader was so wildly furious at the start of the movie like “rahhhhh bring me the passengers I WANT THEM ALIVE!!!!” and now I’m like

ohh yeah okay they literally JUST blew up Vader’s base, stole his sh!t, and took off while giving him the finger from the window

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

while giving him the finger from the window

IT GOT BETTER

[kyraneko]

It is the best thing ever because it establishes that he knows she’s a Rebel and she knows he knows she’s a Rebel and he knows she knows he knows she’s a Rebel and—here’s the kicker—every moment she stalls him is another moment Artoo has to get the plans off the ship and head for Kenobi, and so she’s standing there all “Rebellion? What Rebellion? Me? *kicks dead Stormtrooper underneath carpet* I don’t know about any plans, have you checked behind the sofa?” and making Darth Vader’s blood pressure rise, and, oh, the best part of it is that she’s his daughter so guess where she got that sass from, like every fucking dead blue Force Ghost Jedi who got killed at the birth of the Empire is whooping and cheering from the Blue Force Ghost Afterlife seeing Anakin Skywalker get inflicted with everything they had to deal with from him.

[uwuplasmiusuwu]

You just know that enough people’s dying thoughts were, “I hope you have one just like you,” for the force to go, “this bitch deserves twins.”

[kyraneko]

It got better.

[psychotic-gerard]

?

[psychotic-gerard]

this is how it feels to talk to my parents about my mental health

[depsidase]

[sparrowsfallingfromthesky]

[temporalteardrop]

bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time

[temporalteardrop]

BASS?? BASS MAKES A DOLLAR????? IT'S BEEN TWO DAYS AND NONE OF YOU THOUGH TO TELL ME I MISSPELLED IT????????

[catskincass]

FISH TYPO

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

fish exploit me women want me