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@fabledassassin
That’s why I offered the rock and the rope! Simple, easy, gravity does all the work!
Still. Friends don’t risk poisoning friends. Even offering it to her gives her the option of choosing it, and risks you having to end it another way against her wishes. What if she’d woken up from it?
BAD KERRY. NO COOKIES.
But– But Sirenni’s cookies are the only thing that can give my mouth a satisfying crunch anymore!
Then no offering poisons. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to properly calculate a lethal dose without risking mere permanent crippling? If you want to asssit a friend in finding peace, always choose something quick and certainly, immediately lethal.
fabledassassin replied to your post:thatsmissodangotoyou: ladyarjuna: Hemlock, rope,…
KERRY NO
KERRY YES! [distant cannons]
KERRY ALWAYS YES!
NO OFFERING YOUR FRIENDS POISON.
BAD KERRY. NO COOKIES.
“No fighting, play nice with the other kids, unless, of course, one of the other kids wanna fight, then you have to kick the other kid’s butt.”
"Yes daaaad." Cassius rolled his eyes loudly. C'mon, he already knew that.
((tfw you realize you're planning out a project that's going to follow a bunch of nerds over at _least_ two years.))
Cassius silently stared down the guard. This was going to take some serious posing, wasn’t it?
He calmly withdrew two cookies from his inventory. Well, perhaps in a previous life they had been cookies. As it was, a good toss from one set off a bomb fruit quite loudly...
He cracked the other one in half, and casually swallowed first one half, then the next.
fabledassassin liked your post “Kerry centered her breathing and stepped into the Forge. “Gravity to…”
She was in the middle of a high-temperature set, her mouth feeling like it was about to blister and burn, when the weather changed suddenly again to a steady downpour of slushy, near-melt snow.
It was at this point that Cassius managed, somehow, to intrude.
We won’t ask how, partly because we know that the answer Cassious would say, and the truth, might well be two different things; but also because we know that the basic answer is ‘because Cassius, like a cat, can appear anywhere he wants, especially if he’s been observing an area for some time.’
Enjoy your sudden slush conditions, Cassius. You’ve earned it.
A plume not quite unlike blue flame emerges from Kerry’s lips and nearly as immediately turns to ice.
And now he's wet. The cold is refreshing to him, but...
Wet.
Much like a cat, he drew one bare foot from the muck, then gekkered at it in distaste.
"I see you're testing yourself."
"Wooooaaah. Nice scar."
“Mrrrm?” Sirenni flexed their toes as they finished pulling the sock off. A jagged scar ran up the outside of their heel and ankle; it must have been a nasty gash at one point. They grinned bashfully. “Climbing in the statue garden isn’t very safe. This is from a couple years ago.”
Cassius crouched down to get a better look. "Neatly done, too! You should be more careful, chimes. Not all scars turn out that nicely."
PSA: IF WE’RE IN A MUTUAL AND YOU WANT TO THROW A STARTER AT ME BECAUSE YOUR MUSE WANTS MINE OR YOU JUST WANT TO ROLEPLAY IN GENERAL —- JUST DO IT. I PROMISE, I’LL SCREAM WITH HAPPINESS IF YOU DO. YOU’RE NOT BOTHERING ME ; I WANT TO ROLEPLAY WITH ALL OF THE PEOPLE I FOLLOW. OKAY, YOU’RE ALL WONDERFUL. PCE.
I thought I was supposed to be the thirsty one around here.
ladyarjuna replied to your post:you really woke me up for this shit.
“i’m afraid so sir.” They drop an inch-thick dossier on his desk. “Already hunted everything from shadow beasts to alien spaceships to shards of the eternal Chaos that hungers for all life.”
Cassius grumbled, flicking it open and starting to flip through it. “I’ll bring her to the Vicar’s attention, yes. Ugh."
Professor Cassius Agan is tired of your shit.
He needs his beauty rest, dammit.
Just like the rest of these, @shadowedformlovingart did the sketch, I did the lines and color.
you really woke me up for this shit.
{*squeaks quietly*
hey nerds if you could check out my sideblog @marshmallowcrow I would apprecaite iiiiiit. she could use some love?
I realize it probably looks really light-hearted, but, well, so did Madoka}
Do Not Be Afraid of Being Special So’s yer fave
Fabricati, shamelessly snitching my favorite rant line. (via tlusquotes)
What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like
“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”
“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”
“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”
“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?” “Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”
“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”
“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”
“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?” “…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”
“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”
“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”
“I want to sleep in a coffin…ya kno, for like… aesthetic”
“What’s with your thing about necks lately?”
“MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOME”
… Minor factcheck: Vampires aren’t supposed to show up in mirrors because they’re SILVER, which is Pure or smth Most mirrors today are backed by ALUMINUM So a vampire would show up just fine in your bathroom mirror unless it’s an antique from the 1930’s or earlier
Same thing with photographs tbh! Unless you’re using a camera with silvered film, no problem!
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[[man I need to draw a new desktop.]]
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