Metro City Blues

Just another day in the fightingest town in the world! (Independent OC RP Blog, with a fighting game-2d brawler twist.) (Now Accepting Magic Anons.) Want Me To Write Your Prompt Fast? Buy Me A Coffee!

[somechubbynerd]

@ladyarjuna​ Lookin’ disrespectfully, it’s Jenet. like yeah taylor got boober but also like. that ass tho.

Grumble grumble, why can’t it at least go to her knees…

[ladyarjuna]

knees?

[veryberryskye]

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

[the-stew-goblin]

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

[veryberryskye]

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

[peachdelta]

get ready for the wedding

[taliadoesrpgs]

I’m running paid tabletop games through Startplaying.games for a hunger relief charity in November!

Whatever you pay me, SP.G will match and send to Feeding America, doubling your contribution. Each dollar feeds 10 people one meal, so my D&D games feed 300 per player and my Valor games feed 500!

Details through the links! These are throughout November, scroll down to the bottom and you’ll find the other days I’m running.

Feeding America is a nonprofit network of 200 food banks leading the fight against hunger in the United States. Learn how you can help end h

Join The Valor to Defeat Hunger! Learn to Play Valor Charity Games! - Roll20 / Discord - Valor: the Heroic Roleplay System | StartPlaying Ga

Your team of five - your friends - stand together as one. The Big Guy stands in the vanguard, keeping the rest of you safe. The Smart One

Join Learn to Play Dungeons & Dragons - Roll20 / Discord - Dungeons & Dragons 5e | StartPlaying Games

Ever wanted to play D&D but didn't know where to begin? This game is for you! Join other new players in learning Dungeons and Dragons! Pic

[greensungnostic]

Could use some help...

i know I haven't been around on tumblr much lately, so I really extra hate having to do this because it's not like I'm even around much anymore, but. I recently quit from Certain Large Evil Corporation because I was getting sexually harassed and treated to the transmisogyny/homophobia combo by two cishet guys a decade or more older than me, and unemployment has been leaving me on processing for months despite me being totally qualified for it. I got a new job, a cute seasonal thing, but it's not for a couple weeks longer and I still have rent and bills in between then and now, so.. if anyone might be able to help, I made a gofundme. I'm so sorry to have to ask for help, but if you can at all lend a hand, it would be incredibly appreciated. It's so frustrating being so close to the finish line of being safe, but so close to falling apart instead... x.x

Donate to Help Jade Stay Afloat Until Work Starts, organized by Jade Harley

My name is Jade, and I quit from a certain large corporation recently to escape f… Jade Harley needs your support for Help Jade Stay Afloat

[greensungnostic]

Making some progress, about 1/4 of the way to the goal... Thank you to those who have donated so far, I appreciate you a whole lot, more than my tired and anxious brain has words to say.

[ladyarjuna]

Handsoap (The Stufful) is one word!

Yes! Correct.

[ladyarjuna]

The Legend of Hand Soap : We Gave Them A Sword and they're Not Giving It Back

if hand soap is a legend i'm not sure i want it back

[gleerant]

if you ever find yourself thinking “wow I scraped the bottom of the barrel with my energy with that and came out okay!” that’s the devil talking. you did not come out okay. you borrowed energy from the future. you will repay it if you don’t rest and replenish the borrowed energy first.

[gleerant]

this one took off quickly - are you guys ok

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

WIZARD PSA: Chronomancy might be weird and confusing, but one of the few solid rules of the discipline is keep your promises. Time is a library, and you don't want to meet the librarian.

[rapidhighway]

getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe

[kindofmax]

[segamascott]

[winguontheweb]

[eled0ra]

We got enough Raichu designs for a band now 💛🎤🧡🎸🤎🥁🖤

[jarfieid]

I had to take a piss test for a job I got hired at today, and this is the name of the fuckin company that makes the tests

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

[dni-archive]

[abysslll]

[itsladykit]

Motion Picture Association of America.

[waywardworldhopper]

Entertainment Software Rating Board

[elcorhamletlive]

Not to be a bitch but sometimes people engage with fiction in the most boring way possible, and nowhere is this clearer than in videogames. Like what you mean you hate a character just because they were kind of abrasive when speaking to the player character? "They were mean to me" and it didn't occur to you to wonder why? Like, what might their attitude toward you reveal about the world? About the social dynamics within it? About their own perspectives and backgrounds and personalities? Does it even occur you to ask? Would you only have liked them if they bowed to your presence and talked about how great you are? Like I'm sorry but you're so boring. How boring fiction would be if it cathered to you

[conkreetmonkey]

After many years of selective breeding, they've finally developed a breed of phoenix that, rather than self-immolating itself into ash, instead roasts itself to a perfect internal 165° F while burning off all the feathers, resulting in an instant, ready-to-eat poultry dinner.

[shhamsleepinherethankyou]

[bigfatbitchdotcom]

Endlessly diabolical how you can't say words like rape and suicide uncensored without either being criticised by idiots or punished by conglomerates.

[bigfatbitchdotcom]

It's not r*pe, it's rape. It's not su*cide, it's suicide. Not unalive, dead. The backbone needs to be reintroduced en masse because softening the blow of these concepts with advertising language does absolutely nothing but allow people unaffected by them to feel not even a sting of what they can do, prompting inaction.

[bigfatbitchdotcom]

And it's been proven that on certain websites, you don't even face a repercussion for using the words as they are. People just started censoring themselves because they feared the potential lack of views and likes and followers which is so nasty itself.

[its-the-blob]

I attended an anti-suicide seminar in college. One of the big takeaways from it was that stigmatizing suicide increases the rate of suicide, because people who are feeling suicidal feel like they can't ask for help. Every time I see babytalk garbage like 'unalive', I think of that.

[ralfmaximus]

Use the real words. Words have power, and they matter.