Damon

born to venture the lands, raised to be fucked by capitalism | 27

[segamascott]

when rihanna said bum bum bedum bum bum bedum bum bum bum bedum bum bum bedum bum bum bum bedum bum bum bedum bum i'm going crazy now bum bum bedum bum bum bedum bum i felt that

[readytoplaygod]

Happy Pride babes 🌈 ❤️

[babyjanedough]

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

[isuckattechnology]

Audio:

Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!

Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!

[durbikins]

Catholic Twitter making better posts than I ever could

[berdyman]

Reblog if you’d let a mutual smell your pits

[hottmop]

need a himbo bouncing on it

[susandotcom-deactivated20210224]

its phallus thursday you already know what that means

[susandotcom-deactivated20210224]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

[adaine]

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

[adaine]

far far away idol would never happen now

[iheartshibari]

i fear pubeless men

[lakemojave]

[In a room where it's all quiet]: Wow it's like a western front in here

[frontmansdefender]

RIP to the legend

[silvermoon424]

This goose fucking rocks and had a crazy life!

I really just have to summarize Thomas's entire life:

He was in a committed relationship with a male swan named Henry for 18-24 years before a female swan named Henrietta showed up and mated with Henry.

Thomas was initially jealous of the pair and attacked them, breaking 2 of the 5 eggs Henrietta had laid. However, once the remaining eggs hatched, Thomas warmed up to them and helped raise them.

Henry couldn't fly because of an injured wing, so Thomas taught the cygnets how to fly.

When they needed to reduce the goose population in the pond where Thomas and the swans lived, they dyed Thomas's feathers red so he wouldn't be separated from Henry.

Henry, Henrietta, and Thomas remained in their happy throuple for years and raised 68 cygnets before Henry died in 2009. After Henry's death, Henrietta found another swan and flew away, leaving Thomas alone.

Thomas finally met and mated with a female goose in 2011 and had his own babies. However, another goose named George stole them and raised them himself.

As Thomas grew elderly and blind, he was relocated to a wildlife center where he raised orphaned cygnets.

His caretaker at the center described him as "pretty high maintenance."

Thomas died in 2018 at the age of around 40. He had a funeral that included a small coffin and a procession that was led by a bagpiper. He was buried under the stone where Henry was buried, the two finally reunited in death.

Before and after his death, Thomas has been celebrated as an icon of the LGBTQ+ community for obvious reasons.

[andthefact]

Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.

[calellon]

the sexiest thing u can be is casually kind and unconditionally gentle btw

[sufjansjoy]

there actually is nothing better on this earth than a really big tree. except for maybe making two men making out with tongue. but it’s pritty close ..

[whoreocookiesnmilk]

God you’re so polite to service workers it’s sooo hot 🥵

[pansyfemme]

the thing people often overlook is im literally cute