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@fablesexymanshowdown
Right. Let’s do this.
Hi! I’m Reaver/Azrael! You may know me as @fabledgalaxies. Anyways. I’m bored! Let’s do a sexyman showdown!
We’ve got a full Roster!
Characters that will be participating will be listed under the cut!
Like/reblog if you think that you don't need to medically transition to be transgender
This isn’t a Fable poll, but: Which of these does not happen in Douglas Adams’ Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy series
A whale dies from fall damage
the main character puts a fish in his ear
Earth is destroyed to build part of an intergalactic highway
mice paid a guy to make the earth
there is an android with extreme depression
A character throws themselves at the ground and misses, and flies instead
dolphins whistle the star spangled banner
there is a restaurant where you can watch the heat death of the universe
theres an alien race whose poetry is used as a form of torture. Ranked 3rd worst
the answer to the life, the universe, and everything is 42
The main character meets the first humans to settle on earth
Humans are descended from golgafrinchans
Trick question!
Every single one of these happened.
You get it.
This isn’t a Fable poll, but: Which of these does not happen in Douglas Adams’ Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy series
A whale dies from fall damage
the main character puts a fish in his ear
Earth is destroyed to build part of an intergalactic highway
mice paid a guy to make the earth
there is an android with extreme depression
A character throws themselves at the ground and misses, and flies instead
dolphins whistle the star spangled banner
there is a restaurant where you can watch the heat death of the universe
theres an alien race whose poetry is used as a form of torture. Ranked 3rd worst
the answer to the life, the universe, and everything is 42
The main character meets the first humans to settle on earth
Humans are descended from golgafrinchans
All of these happened btw. Thank you to all 28 people who participated in this.
This isn’t a Fable poll, but: Which of these does not happen in Douglas Adams’ Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy series
A whale dies from fall damage
the main character puts a fish in his ear
Earth is destroyed to build part of an intergalactic highway
mice paid a guy to make the earth
there is an android with extreme depression
A character throws themselves at the ground and misses, and flies instead
dolphins whistle the star spangled banner
there is a restaurant where you can watch the heat death of the universe
theres an alien race whose poetry is used as a form of torture. Ranked 3rd worst
the answer to the life, the universe, and everything is 42
The main character meets the first humans to settle on earth
Humans are descended from golgafrinchans
Denny’s parking lot fight
Who would win
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Reaver
WAIT I MISSED OUT ON WITNESSING WALTER BECOME THE FABLE SEXYMAN?! I got re-hyperfixated on Fable 3-4 months too late
WAIT HAS IT REALLY BEEN ALMOST FOUR MONTHS? DAMN. IT DOESNT FEEL LIKE IT HAS BEEN THAT LONG
Belated because my hand and mood was funky and I just really wanted to get that gut right but HERE IT IS to commemorate the results of @fablesexymanshowdown's poll
MY MAN WON and that means that I won and there's absolutely nothing in my life that could have made me more obnoxious. you're welcome.
THE MAN HIMSELF!!!!!
THIS IS WHERE REAVER IS RN
This is what I get for running this kind of thing
AND SO THE BATTLE CONCLUDES. WE HAVE OUR WINNER! EVERYONE CLAP FOR SIR WALTER BECK!!!!
Come fight me Reaver! -capt-benjaminfinn
If I let Reaver out of his kennel he’s going to kill me. He does have his phone though
Can't handle Walter winning because hes literally on the same vibe as my dad so this is like watching people wanna fuck my dad
I’m so sorry anon but the only way for Ben to win is if someone manages to make like 20 accounts in the next 15 minutes and switch between them fast enough to vote on them all.
I was gonna say 'Walter W' but yknow. 'Hero... Hero... We have to cook.'
YO MR BECK THIS DRIED MEAT SHIT SUCKS ASS YO
[Ah! Then good for him to come back alive to tear it up in the polls!]
He deserves it honestly
[Walter may have died, but he gets this W. He's earned it for his service.]
Who says i didnt use necromancy to bring him back for this
If Ben somehow snags the win in these next fifty minutes I will let Reaver out of his fucking kennel.
