Ain't That A Surprise

I say whatever comes to mind n here we are

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Based off a convo I just had with a friend of mine that takes French

Pov: you’re a soldier at war and one of your fellow soldiers is french

You: Pass me a grenade!

French Soldier: *passes a pomegranate*

You: I said “grenade”

French Soldier: Oui, “grenade”

You: Grenade-

French Soldier: Grenade-

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This was too fucking funny to get no notes

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I think the best thing I learned to say is "Do it. Who's gonna stop you?" Because technically no one can stop you. You chose when to stop, and you're the only thing holding yourself back. So fuck it. Do it. No one is gonna stop you.

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Based off a convo I just had with a friend of mine that takes French

Pov: you’re a soldier at war and one of your fellow soldiers is french

You: Pass me a grenade!

French Soldier: *passes a pomegranate*

You: I said “grenade”

French Soldier: Oui, “grenade”

You: Grenade-

French Soldier: Grenade-

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i really don’t think there is anyone out there that will ever live up to bo burnham and bill wurtz and idk if that makes me sad or not

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just wrote some small sad-y sad sad on a reflection for a weekly school assignment but google doc didn't save it and i think it's a sign

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I love when people put symbolism in their stories. Like yes, put that specific type of flower in the meadow during a scene that represents them forever loving each other. Add those burst of colors to represent the characters' struggles. Show me pictures that represents a deeper meaning even though they might not make sense at first glance. I love when me and many people analyze them and see what things could mean, even if it's tiny and might not be seen at first.

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i like the idea that humans messed up so bad that we were fucking sent to another plane of existence and that’s why we have the stories of mythical beings n shit because we’ve SEEN them before, it’s just that we don’t anymore

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screw zodiac signs, tell me ur enneagram number so i know what i'm really up against

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There's a Japanese legend saying that your face is the face of the one you loved the most in your past life. That means that your past self loved them so much, no matter what they looked like, and I think that's really nice

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A convo I had while going under for surgery:

"Do you have any friends?"

*not thinking* "No."

"Really?"

"Weeeelllllllllllllll" *knocks out*

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my friends: you should open up a bakery!

me, who's cookies came out big and mashed:

guys-

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me: *eats a huge chunk of cookie dough*

me: *chugs a cup of milk in hopes i don't die from food poisoning like in minecraft*

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I just had the thought that technically anything can be impressive. It doesn't have to be the idea, object, or action directly but it could be something that's linked to it. Like for example, you could just pass by a tree, but that tree withstood years of growing. Could have died from harsh environment or been cut down but it didn't. And that's impressive. Even if it's considered small

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oh to plant fruit seeds all over the world at random places so weary travelers and fugitives can take the fruit the plants bore and eat it during their journey and adventure

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I will gladly vibe with someone for a moment and then drop kick them like there's no tomorrow the next

it's called

~friendship~

baby

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Reading a book again and enjoying it after a long time just feels so relieving. Like I'm into the story, I'm into the characters, I'm into everything. I haven't read a book in years and legitimately enjoyed it until now, and I just feel better, like is this how happiness feels like?

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I kinda want upper body strength because I know I probably can break a watermelon with my thighs but not my arms and that kinda upsets me