[sdfsd32435-deactivated20180128]

me: ok i’m gonna shut up about this now

me 5 mins later:

[answeringemails]

naomi for elle france / 1990

[fohk]

[aintnojigga]

Jay-Z handing out toys to local children for Christmas in the Marcy Projects in Brooklyn.

[thunderstruck9]

[2gris]

[1010ll]

[outfit-awards]

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

[yan-wo]

[door-maker-gal]

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

[leinaquez]

[414lilj-deactivated20170902]

Omg

[vastderp]

more pics here 

She got torn up by a boat propeller off New South Wales in 2001 and proceeded to walk it off. Swim it off. Whatever. The scars from the propeller slices healed ~20cm deep down her back and across her tail fluke. Since then, whale watchers down under look for “the Blade Runner” every year. Just the sight of her starts conversations about whether we humans should reconsider being such gigantic floppy penises to our rad cetacean bros.

nobody will ever be harder core than the Blade Runner. She has surpassed badassery. 

She is unkillable. She is Life Goals: the Whale.

[megurashkarchived]

this is scary

[05827292fjsksjsmmk975zxaswqgh22]

I hope she gets revenge

[soivechangedmypleatoguilty]

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[nomsense]

[weloveshortvideos]

Her little sister is trying to pronounce the word “who”

[colachampagnedad]

LMFAO