My conscience called in sick again.

23 and a total mess. Likes a lot of things.

[protectlenaluthor]

3x01 || 3x18

[gay4katiemcgrath]

Oh my God we really do stan an Irish vampire 😂❤️

[lena-luthor]

[lena-luthor]

[redgifs-deactivated20211128]

[daenerys-stormborn]

Daenerys Targaryen: 32/∞

[heyumdonttalktome-deactivated20]

Him: I dunno I just identify with the Joker on a personal level is all

Me:

[agentdalecooper]

today i was talking to my coworker jess and she said to me “i’ve been trying to think of how to tell my husband that i want a horse. i’m really non confrontational and i don’t know how to tell him. like, thanks for the flowers, but i want a horse.” and i was like, “well, you could always send him subliminal messages. like tape pictures of horses all over the walls and stuff” and she gave me this really weird look and was like “i said divorce not horse“ oh my god…

[agentdalecooper]

classic material

[gokufucker45]

*thor hands peter a mug of beer*

Thor: Exellent work in the mission man of spiders!

Tony: Thor no the kid is 15.

Thor: Oh!

*hands peter two mugs of beer*

Thor: You are a growing boy.

Tony: Thor no.

[spidey-hoco]

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS POST IM WEAK

[yocalio]

Daenerys Targaryen appreciation 33/-

[wonderswoman]

Supergirl Crack [2//??] ↳ Kara & Lena + texts

[mcu-plums]

Avengers 4 Leaked Scene

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

I’m reading this medieval manuscript and so far this dude has managed to spell “chickens” in the following ways:

chekyns

chekens

chekynnes

chekennes

chykynnes

chykyns

chykens 

I’ll keep you updated if I find any more variations

[potoo-reblogs]

[hazoret]

Yall I think I may have been cursed by a very muscular cat that lives outside

[laszlos-deactivated20250927]

???

[hazoret]

Okay I’m gonna tell yall the Legend of Buff Cat™

So we take care of a family of cats that live on our back porch basically. There’s Cat Stevens the mom, her four kittens, and Joe, a grey kitty that hangs out with them. We put food and water out every day and they come out and hang around and lounge and play and shit.

There’s a few other stray kitties that come in and bully them to get to the food. Big Head Cat, Tiger Kitty and Buff Cat. Buff Cat is the most RIPPED cat I have EVER seen. He’s all black and he has like a tiny white patch of fur on his chest. I only ever saw him ONCE until the other night when I heard cats fighting outside. Thinking it was my cat being a dick, I went to break it up, but he was upstairs and no where near the other cats. So I went downstairs and Buff Cat was there, by himself, sitting on top of the wooden fence and staring me down. It was creepy as SHIT. Like this cat has an ENERGY about him.

A few days after this incident my dad tells me he has a dream about my cat getting outside and then he looks out there and FUCKING SEES BUFF CAT STARING AT HIM. He has only seen this cat ONCE.

Anyways I go downstairs to get ready to walk to work at 7AM and I see him, again, just STARING at me, and manage to get a picture:

I swear to god I took this picture, BLINKED and he was gone. Like, looking at this picture makes me feel super wrong. I showed it to a friend and they told me I shouldn’t take pictures of Eldritch Beings.

So I JUST get finished telling this story to my good friends @maris-solstice and @foxcoloredcat and I decide I want to get a snack, so I walk downstairs and

THERE HE IS AGAIN IN THE SAME POSITION, STARING RIGHT AT ME. YOU’D THINK IT’S THE SAME PICTURE BUT THESE WERE, IN FACT, TAKEN 11 HOURS APART.

So there’s the story of how I am now cursed by a cat that is probably a demon or was probably at one time a person that was turned into a cat.

[laszlos-deactivated20250927]

Oh my god thats so weird!

That reminds me of a cat i called Atilla the Hun who was a big mf and would linger by the pool during winter. He had like a mane of beige fluff around his neck

[eyesoftirnoch]

OP it sounds like you have a fairy. The Cat Sìth (Scottish Gaelic: [kʰaht̪ ˈʃiː]) or Cat Sidhe (Irish: [kat̪ˠ ˈʃiː], Cat Sí in new orthography) is a fairy creature from Celtic mythology, said to resemble a large black cat with a white spot on its chest. I would suggest appeasement.

[hazoret]

HOLY SHIT

[678i0u]

In Spider-Man (2002) scene where Peter Parker catches the tray and objects wasn’t CGI. Tray had a sticky substance so stuff wouldn’t roll when falling but Tobey Maguire had to catch them, it took 156 takes. The studio wanted this scene cut because of how long it was taking.

[sarady]

And the call isn’t out there at all It’s inside me It’s like the tide, always falling and rising I will carry you here in my heart You’ll remind me That come what may, I know the way I am Moana!

[petr1kov]

You know, one thing i like about Mulan is how Yao, Ling and Chien Po don’t really seem to care about the fact that Mulan is a girl.

I mean, when they find out, they are visibly perplexed

But even so, they rush and try to help her when she’s about to get killed

After this, they all seem quite depressed about having to leave her behind (and when Shang ignores her)

And when she shows up and takes action, they gladly follow her lead

And they even rock some crossdressing, like she did

(btw they just missed a great opportunity to make Shang crossdress here, shame on you movie)

Honestly, i just think this needs more appreciation. Because to them, Mulan didn’t have to prove herself again, just because she is a girl. She already earned their friendship and respect when she was ‘Ping’, and that was enough.