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Haz. She/They. 30+. A healer that’s adjusting. I draw gay people and make dice. Check out my shop! linktr.ee/alteredaether

[hazoret]

When you get to ride your wife into battle and it's sick as hell.

[hazoret]

Oh so the sword that killed Kestrel the first time used to be a guy and that guy was originally killed by her angelic ancestor and that’s why it broke killing her so that’s cool

[hazoret]

I love that the devil that killed Kestrel that time shattered his sword on her and his thought process was ‘fuck that weird bird broke my favorite sword. I know. I’ll make more swords out of that one and try the same shit’ like there’s obviously more at play with how that works metaphysically but it’s cosmically very funny

[hazoret]

Kestrel confirmed no longer material plane native fun fun cool and fun for her

[deathflare]

arcadion heavyweight for @raidlogproject.bsky.social :3 i was watching the world race as i was working on this LOL

[hazoret]

Oh so the sword that killed Kestrel the first time used to be a guy and that guy was originally killed by her angelic ancestor and that’s why it broke killing her so that’s cool

[redstonedust]

i was trying to take a photo of our cat sitting like a person but my fuckin. my phone camera. my. the

[wistfulelfgirl-deactivated20231]

lesbian sex that looks like a big cartoon ball of dust with the occasional leg sticking out and i crawl out of it covered in lipstick kisses and get swiftly dragged back in

[blujaynoodles]

[hazoret]

When God tells you their real name and then falls asleep on you

[malwarechips]

"i think", i say, about my own ocs, who i made,

[rosexknight]

“my headcanon is…” i say about the canon that i made about my own characters

[hazoret]

Shanalotte is such a funny creature like Kestrel threatened Shar directly that she would raze her temples if she tried to hurt Shanalotte again and later Shanalotte was like “I’d prefer to not start a holy war but I appreciate you” meanwhile she blew up a Sharran temple to save Kestrel like 4 days ago

[hazoret]

What the fuck is happening with autoplay on tumblr it keeps playing loud ass videos that aren’t even on the screen when I switch to the tab or sometimes when I’m in a different tab entirely

[hazoret]

Can’t have tagged nsfw on this site but you CAN have a million gambling ads that force you to click on them on mobile! Love protecting the children!!!!!!

[catgirltitties]

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[teaboot]

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

[emmbeaart]

don't forget to stȏ̶̘͑p̵͈̘̋̒ ̴͈̅a̴̞̅n̶̙̂͝d̷̫̉͜ ̶̝̼̕s̶̨̩̈m̸̞̤̀̎e̷̦̠̓l̷̦̀ļ̸̫̂ ̸̡͂͝t̷͕̠̓͊h̷̞̳͘e̷̟͓͌͝p̶̧̡̬̜͕̹̣̜̤̙͈̗̮͎̄̄̄̃͐̌̇̅̽i̸̢̡̧̛̳̯̻͓̖͈̤̟̱̠̠͇͓̫̳̫̱͑̈͜͜͜n̸̢͈̓̊́͆̅ẻ̸̡̡̘͇͎͇̹̰͉̫̪̯͔̄͐̃̇̆͒̃̂͑̉̂̐̍̏̆̔̿̕̚͜͝͠͝ͅ ̸̛̛̤͓̟͕̱̫̙͖̻͌̀̓͂͋̍͊̽́͑͊̈́͌̇̔̀́͘͝͝t̵͍̦̻͇̞̭̣͕̤̞̪̼̼̟͈̳͔̯̺̹̥͕̱͆̿̈́̃͗͗͊͊̍̃̈͘͝͠r̷̨̧̨̡̛̼͙̯̰͔̙̜̬̟̮͖͔̜̯̭͙̪͈̄͐̄́́̇̀̏̾́́̄̏̋͊͑̈́͂͑̔̕͠͝ͅȩ̸̢̧̢̛͈̜̖̻̼͙̤̝͕̩͇͕̺̫͈͎̥̞̱͗͒́̂̈́̈̿͌̏̃̆̽̓̉́͛̊͂͝ͅȩ̷̣͗̒̈́́̈́̆̈́͊͂̓̄̑̌̉͐͆̒̐̒́̀̈́͝s̵̨̡̩̤̱͓̳̟͒̀̆̏ͅ 🌗🌒🌑

[otrebot]

Backrooms

[greseadraws]

dungeon meshi but they end up in the back rooms, a cursed idea that was eating away at my brain