a disaster of a "gifted child"

i am allergic to humans. do i even have a sexuality anymore or is it a part of my imagination? who tf knows. a necromancer-in-training (med student).

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Niki *after doing something wrong and getting punished for it*: How was I supposed to know my actions have consequences?

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*Sunoo introducing himself*

Sunoo: Hi, it’s me, Kim Sunoo, the human form of the  💯 emoji.

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Genie: And for your third wish?

Sunoo: *slams his second cup of mint chocolate ice cream down and wipes his mouth angrily* TAKE A WILD FUCKING GUESS, BUDDY!

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Jay: Alright! Which one of you stole my damn Gucci jacket, do you wanna go-

Jungwon, interrupting: Sorry Jay hyung! I borrowed it! I hope you don’t mind!

Jay: Out with me??

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Heeseung: Which element do you think would win?

Jake: Hydrogen, of course. It makes water, makes about 73% of the universe, is responsible for making organic compounds along with carbon, makes hydrogen peroxide which is an exception to an obscene amount of things, can be used as fossil fuel and it's so cool that its position on the periodic table of elements isn't fixed.

Heeseung: I meant between fire, water, earth and air....

Jake: Oh.

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Jungwon: Can someone get Jake hyung for me please?

Niki: How do I call him?

Jungwon: Just tell him I said anything factually incorrect. He'll come out.

*few moments later*

Jake: I'm sorry did I just hear you say the US is in Europe?

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Sunoo: *speaking*

Sunghoon: Actually-

Sunoo: Let me speak. I let you speak whenever you want to without interrupting, which admittedly takes enormous restraint on my part.

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Kidnapper *holding Jungwon's mouth*: Do not make a single noise.

Jungwon: *stomps his foot on the kidnapper*

Kidnapper: *cries out in pain*

Jungwon: ...you never said that you couldn't be the one making the noise.

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Niki: So all I have to do is make both the sides equal somehow?

Jake: *Nods in agreement*

Niki: *Multiplies both sides by zero*

Jake: *stares at Niki's solution in absolute horror*

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Sunoo: Me?! You think I'm capable of vandalism?

Jay: I've seen a bunch of butterflies poke a man to death, sunshine. It's always the fluffy ones. Always.

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ENHYPEN:

Ni-Ki: Hyungs, I have something to tell you.

ENHYPEN: *leans in closer to listen*

Ni-Ki: I will turn 18 next year.

ENHYPEN: *runs off screaming*

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Enhypen as things I have said

Heeseung: “I can multitask. I can overthrow the government all while simultaneously simping over Kaneki.”

Jay: “My professor wore the worst vest developed by mankind, infront of my very eyes. If I get my hands on it one day I’ll yeet into hellfire. How does his wife let him walk out of their house looking like that?”

Jake: “Why would you even fight for gun rights? In other countries, people have much important things to worry about- such as physics.”

Sunghoon: “This is the first time I have thought in a while. My mom and dad would be so proud of me, that my cranium is indeed not empty and has a usable thing inside it.”

Sunoo: “After I become successful, I am going to throw a party with two ice cream options available, but i would tell the mint chocolate antis that only mint chocolate is available.”

Jungwon: “How am I supposed to be the class president and handle the whole class when I can’t even handle myself?”

Ni-Ki: “I was the original satan, then Lucifer fell and I was like this is boring, and gave my seat to him. I will reclaim it once I go to my home.”

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ENHYPEN as things me and my friend have said

Sunghoon and Jake:

Sunghoon and Jay:

Jake and Ni-ki:

Heeseung and Jay:

Niki and Jungwon:

Jungwon and Sunoo:

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No one:

Sunoo: I think we can say that the best inventions are mint chocolate and skincare.

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ENGENE: who is the cutest member?

Jungwon: Everyone, let's make it clear today. I live with my members under the same roof, 24/7. Tell me do you think I find any of them cute. It's the same situation when people are like your brother is so cool... and you're like "why?"

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this guy just messaged me asking me “army?” (like bts’s army) all because of my pfp which btw is enhypen’s jungwon. and me being the intellectual i am, i told him “actually an engene, but yes i do stan bts.”

he asked me who my bias was and i asked “in bts?” he said ofc. i said namjoon. i asked him who was his bias, he said “do you think i am part of the “ARMY”?”

very suspicious how he phrased that.

now we are both indians, and many indian boys have some problem with bts. so, the response i gave was “nah actually.” he said “i am, quite rare i know.” was he like bragging?

“so who is your bias?”

“jk.”

so i thought non-fans wouldnt call him jk… so i just went along with it.

“so uh… do just stan bts or other groups?”

“a little bit of kdrama and kpop.”

as the girl group enthusiast i am i asked him “girl groups?”

he said i tried to get into blink. (re: he probably meant blackpink)

……. red flags everywhere.

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he’s a classmate of mine, im not an idiot to message random men on the internet lol. i mean i didnt know his existence but i checked the groups he is in, so i was like this man is my classmate apparently.

he asked me how many friends i have, and i said not very many… all girls. (reason being: majority of my boy classmates are very into hating bts, i guess? also they’re homophobic so yeah.) 

so he said he has 6-7 girl friends and like 9-10 girls blocked. and he said its because they didnt have an understanding. so this guy was going around messaging random girls and blocking them if they didnt have something in common with him… wtf lmfao.

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he mentioned the dark web and hacking like 18 times in our conversation. 

we are both pre-med students.

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also he said apparently he has 16 instagram ids. and apparently 7 are hacked and he lost the password of 3.

men exhaust the fuck out of me.

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this guy just messaged me asking me “army?” (like bts’s army) all because of my pfp which btw is enhypen’s jungwon. and me being the intellectual i am, i told him “actually an engene, but yes i do stan bts.”

he asked me who my bias was and i asked “in bts?” he said ofc. i said namjoon. i asked him who was his bias, he said “do you think i am part of the “ARMY”?”

very suspicious how he phrased that.

now we are both indians, and many indian boys have some problem with bts. so, the response i gave was “nah actually.” he said “i am, quite rare i know.” was he like bragging?

“so who is your bias?”

“jk.”

so i thought non-fans wouldnt call him jk… so i just went along with it.

“so uh… do just stan bts or other groups?”

“a little bit of kdrama and kpop.”

as the girl group enthusiast i am i asked him “girl groups?”

he said i tried to get into blink. (re: he probably meant blackpink)

……. red flags everywhere.

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he’s a classmate of mine, im not an idiot to message random men on the internet lol. i mean i didnt know his existence but i checked the groups he is in, so i was like this man is my classmate apparently.

he asked me how many friends i have, and i said not very many… all girls. (reason being: majority of my boy classmates are very into hating bts, i guess? also they’re homophobic so yeah.) 

so he said he has 6-7 girl friends and like 9-10 girls blocked. and he said its because they didnt have an understanding. so this guy was going around messaging random girls and blocking them if they didnt have something in common with him… wtf lmfao.

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he mentioned the dark web and hacking like 18 times in our conversation. 

we are both pre-med students.