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Multifundom, She/They 22

[tvheit]

[chickencentaur]

Lex “I’m not gay” Luthor:

“knows Superman’s every move before he makes it”

“has been studying him for years”

has “developed over 2500 fight moves for any situation”

Tries to convince the public he’s there to “dominate without resistance”

hears about Superman’s parents’ message and his mind immediately jumps to a “large…secret harem”

immediately assuming Superman is referring to his crush when only saying the word obsession; responding “tall dark and Martian isn’t my type”

the spirk hand scene????

tearing a hole in the universe to get Superman to notice him

cloning him with a single strand of his hair

[lemonpiemosasaurus]

Boss! Lex and Assistant! Clark

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Bonus vvvvv

[saintjeanyves]

some of you will hate me and that’s okay

[jayessart]

so repressed 😔

[aes-ashh]

Hmm

[nich0k]

canon

[belobutcooler]

3p

[darklinaforever]

This man is an absolutely vision.

[sliipperypeople]

Just saw Heretic and if I'm being so honest with y'all the first half of that movie is not horror that is my greatest fantasy come true. Lock me in a room with dilfy Hugh Grant giving me a history lesson and asking me to debate with him and that story would've ended much differently i'll tell u that for free

[loo-nuh-tik]

Interview with the Vampire | 2.05

[loo-nuh-tik]

[justphilia]

it is quite beautiful that no matter what we will always make yaoi with block men.

[wimcc]

housing market so bad, i gotta do two 360 on ice blocks just for a studio apartment

[odocoileus-esoterica-deactivate]

"You were in my dreams last night" yeah our souls have been clawing through our chests to get to each other since we met but I'm glad you noticed

[novelconcepts]

Damn right, the three most important humans in the story are two women of color and a trans man.

[acetypeface]

As I’m trying to come to terms with whatever the fuck that was, I’ve decided that:

Seasons 1 and 2 are peak. Absolute masterpieces. Canon.

Season 3 can be taken or left. Has its moments, but overall not as good as the first two. Canon, but only if you want it to be.

Season 4 is a fucking crack fic written at 2am that the author rereads at a later date and decides to delete. Absolutely not canon.

[faedrops]

What the fuck was umbrella academy s4???? Erm this was actually shit, like... Omg... SHIT.

I mean okay season 3 had its issues, but at least it had evil sexy Ben.

They gave Klaus that batshit-crazy, fuckass plot line that made ZERO sense and had NO plot relevance, and for WHAT ??

Don't get me started on what they did to my man Diego and my bad bitch Lila. Why did they have to fuck them up so much? Seriously? Lila and Five? Like were they so fucking low on ideas?

Also, the writing was just straight up shit. Oh yeah Five can only blip into the subway now, except this one time that we really need him to blip into the building, and he will do it with the power of love. Are they for real? Are they this lazy? The powers were anything the writers wanted this season, KLAUS FUCKING FLIES ONE TIME in the last episode bc plot and ahhhhh we don't know how to move him there any other way. And why did they change Allison's rumor shit??

So much shit that just made no sense and the whole thing was just so boring. Maybe the ending with the siblings dying would be satisfying if...idk they made it satisfying? Maybe if the season had a coherent plot and it made sense for them to sacrifice themselves, okay yes. But, no. This was just sad to watch smh.

Ao3 writers please do your thing.