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Chaol: why do you care?
Chaol: i’m a grown man.
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Yrene: are you in the bathroom with the lights off?
Chaol: why do you care?
Chaol: i’m a grown man.
Dorian: how come you’ve been abnormally nice to me lately?
Manon: what do you mean?
Dorian: you just seem nicer than usual
Manon: i’ll punch you in the face if you want
The monster in Aelin’s closet: rawwwwwwwhhhggggrrawww
Aelin: RAWWHHGGFRRRAAWWHWJWHWHWHJSBSJAJAGAGAAHDHEHSJUUUBSSHJJIII
The monster: okay jesus i’m sorry
Elide: i usually get nervous when i talk to cute boys
Lorcan: awww
Elide: i guess that’s why you were so easy to talk to.
Lorcan: …
Dorian: if i said I Love You, would you say it back?
Manon: Of course!
Dorian: I Love You
Manon: It back!
Aelin: why is there a crack on my phone?
Rowan: you got drunk last night and threw it.
Aelin: why?
Rowan: you turned on airplane mode and kept yelling “FLY DAMN YOU”.
Aelin: and no one stopped me?
Rowan: we were too busy laughing our asses off.
Aelin: hey Dorian, i bet i can make you say red! what’s the color of your eyes?
Dorian: uh sapphire blue?
Aelin: see? i told you i could make you say sapphire blue!
Dorian: Aelin..you said red.
Aelin, on her way to fool others: GOT HIM!
Aelin: you know that you’re A B C D E F G H I J K
Rowan: what does that mean?
Aelin: amazing, beautiful, careful, dependable, excellent, fantastic, great, hot!
Rowan: aww..but what does I J K mean?
Aelin: i’m just kidding:D
Rowan:
Chaol: i love you
Dorian: i love you more
Chaol: NO I LOVE YOU MORE GOD DAMMIT
Dorian: I WOULD STEP ON LEGO FOR YOU
Chaol: holy shit marry me
Elide: i love you
Lorcan: i love you too
Elide: prove it! tell the world that you love me!
Lorcan: I LOVE YOU!
Elide: why are you telling me? i said tell the world.
Lorcan: because you’re my world.
Elide: ^_^
Lorcan: you’re silly
Elide: that’s my second favourite face
Lorcan: what’s your first?
Elide: yours
Lorcan, blushing: omg stop being so cute-
Aelin: come on, i wasn’t even that drunk
Rowan: you took out a kitchen knife and made me throw vegetables at you
Rowan: and you were yelling “i am the fruit ninja!”
Aelin: was i atleast good?
Rowan: no
Aelin: i bet i can make you say red! what’s the color of your phone?
Manon: black?
Aelin: i told you i could make you say black!
Manon: no ??? you said red
Aelin: got you, bitch
Dorian: are you still mad at me?
Manon: twinkle twinkle little star
Dorian: how i wonder what you are?
Manon: wish i could hit you with my car
Dorian: ok you’re still mad
Aelin: i bet i can make you say red! what color is the sky?
Chaol: Blue?
Aelin: i told you i could make you say blue!
Chaol: NO YOU SAID YOU COULD MAKE ME SAY RED ?!?!?
Chaol: oh..
Manon, on the phone with Lorcan: turn around!
in the other direction!
no, turn around again!
Lorcan: dude where the fuck are you? i don’t see you..
Manon: i’m outta town but the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles amused me.
Aelin: what if “it’s raining men” and “let the bodies hit the floor” are the same event from a different perspective?
Rowan: what kind of drugs are you on?