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@fag-trainer
I’m Sam, owner of @fagboypussy
she/they, 21, pansexual, only a dom not a sub
please send asks I love hearing people beg or just suggestions for what to do with my puppy
got lots of kinks you’re allowed to leave if you don’t like them
You’re free to message me and beg for my attention but be warned my dog is very territorial and I’m not looking for a new one
consent is mandatory ofc if you can’t understand that get out
Anons $, v,
kinks / info about my pet below the cut
Maybe puppy should be muzzled, even if I'm sure puppy's bark is far worse than puppy's bite :3
mmmm s not :3 puppy's bite is ssoooo scary n big <3 trust meee
I’ve been thinking about it
hey um it'd be a shame if you jerked off til you came on ur boots,, n ouppy had to lick it up,,,,,,
-def not ur ouppy tho dw
Awww so cute maybe I should record you doing that
Same anon as before, wouldn't it be funny if you made your dog (who seems like quite the urinal, by the way) watch you piss while he has to hold his? Maybe make him stay with his mouth open so he doesn't forget his purpose. Actually, I wonder how mad he would be if you pissed with the door closed so he couldn't be there. Pathetic pup.
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I think if anything it’s a punishment not to let him watch he loves to be squirming to pee while he watches me freely piss because I’m a person and he’s a mutt
Just finished looking through your dog's blog, I came over from his piss one and it's all quite interesting. Have you collared him? He seems like the type to wander off- plus he's probably too needy he'd beg anyone to fuck him, you probably need to keep a short leash.
-$anon
I’m getting a collar soon it’s been ordered and I can’t wait to see it around his neck all the time and you have no idea how bad he is with wandering off and he’s always so needy begging me and others to fuck him it’s so cute
HEY WAIT HOLD ON,,,,,,,, I dont wander offff and and m not that needy,,
Mutt you wander off that’s why I’m gonna keep you on a leash and you’re definitely that needy especially because you haven’t cum in a couple of days
Um. A new rule's in place now,,, no personal pronouns are to be used for th whole day n they should be replaced with "puppy" :(((
Awwwww what a good puppy following directions so well
How long do y'all think I could brat before I fold
-1 min
-5min
+5min
Until owner gives up :3
debating smt
you fold so fast
You know maybe your puppy should have a more limited vocabulary he seems to be rather vocal. Maybe he should only be allowed to reffer to himself as puppy for a few days :3
-V
Great idea Viv I’ll go inform it of that
O btwwww um if y'all r bored enough u could check out my other blog @fagboypussy :3 s mostly tales of me bein owned n some other kinks, just kinda like a backup, but it's fairly entertaining from what I can tell <3
And um if you're feeling mean you can probably send asks to my owner (in my other blog's pinned<3) of stuff you'd want to see me do,
so real except nobody should suggest stuff bc all my followers r the nicest ever <3333
if anyone has suggestions lmk
O btwwww um if y'all r bored enough u could check out my other blog @fagboypussy :3 s mostly tales of me bein owned n some other kinks, just kinda like a backup, but it's fairly entertaining from what I can tell <3
And um if you're feeling mean you can probably send asks to my owner (in my other blog's pinned<3) of stuff you'd want to see me do,
so real except nobody should suggest stuff bc all my followers r the nicest ever <3333
Just finished looking through your dog's blog, I came over from his piss one and it's all quite interesting. Have you collared him? He seems like the type to wander off- plus he's probably too needy he'd beg anyone to fuck him, you probably need to keep a short leash.
-$anon
I’m getting a collar soon it’s been ordered and I can’t wait to see it around his neck all the time and you have no idea how bad he is with wandering off and he’s always so needy begging me and others to fuck him it’s so cute
my pretty mutt was soooo pathetic today he cleaned a couple shoes with his tongue and then he humped the shoe and the boot but then he was a bad puppy and decided to open his little whore mouth and talk some shit so here I am telling everyone what he did
Can’t wait to play with my puppy it’s gonna be so fun gonna see how embarrassing I can make it :3
My mouth tastes like boot
for umm. No reason
Hmm sure definitely not because you were licking some shoes :3
M so glad that someone so superior as my owner decided to own me,, shes transfem AND a Real Person (m just ouppy) so she's like double better than me n im rlly lucky she picked a puppy like me cuz m cute but m dumb n so below her,,
You are so lucky to be owned by me you should kiss my feet for indulging your gross kinks
