Jake da Snake

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[klingoff]

hell is right-clicking to save an image and accidentally clicking ‘email image’ and having to wait forty years for some email program you didn’t even know existed to rise from its slumber like some lovecraftian ancient god, meanwhile the fans on your laptop are preparing for takeoff and you stare dead-eyed as the rainbow spirals, spirals, spirals. you wait and suffer this cosmic karma. days pass. “just a few more seconds” you slur. your laptop freezes and the concept of time is no longer comprehensible. your family and friends forget your name and you fade from existence.

[misswallflower]

“Eat Your Heart Out” is a series of words remembered from break-ups reimagined as something sweet.

by Isabella Giancarlo

[chongoblog]

Any living person: “Let’s go to the beach!”

Me:

[bob-belcher]

Best thing I’ve heard all day

[dramaticbackstory]

“Like 2003 Evanescence?” She knew EXACTLY what to do.

[skumrag666]

Fuck her new album give us goth ari

[oomshi]

[tachikoma]

I love shangela

[saiasus]

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[therightprometheanfire]

American Children: Hey, can we be murdered a little less please?

Republicans: What the fuck? What about my guns? What about me, a person innocently playing with my death-machines as a hobby? I am the real victim here. Kids these days are so entitled…

[kimreesesdaughter]

The year is 2018. Your bills are on autopay. You just got paid and you still have $1200 from the last check. When you want something, you buy it without moving money around. Your credit cards are paid off. You and your friends have 2 international trips planned and paid for this year. Your parents are in great health and you’re able to help if they need anything. You love your job. Your desired creative career is falling into place and you get to take your little cousins to Six Flags and Universal Studios over the Summer. Your relationships are healthy and supportive. All of the toxic energy from the past 6 years is gone. You going to concerts, eating good across the states and your crib has art and warmth throughout. 2018 is going to be so good to you.

[intoxicatedindreams]

reblogging this for that 2018 good luck

[babyanimalgifs]

[vrgnmry]

WHY DID THIS HAVE TO END

[saysomethingsurreal]

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD

[yummycookie]

Made my day 100 times better

[coelasquid]

I think this is the closest thing a bird can achieve to the  ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ stroll

[heroko-deactivated20241228]

This has to be one of my favorite scenes.

[puthy]

Why do people out in the country drive so slow like I’m gay bitch I can’t go under 75 mph

[roofbeams-deactivated20180202]

you drive 75 mph in the city?

[puthy]

Im Gay Bitch

[homoluigi]

Maybe this isn’t common knowledge but if you put a frozen item on a shelf in a grocery store that item will be ruined.

It’s extremely unlikely an employee will find it before it thaws. If you have a cold item you don’t want give it to the cashier and tell them that, they’ll make sure it goes into a freezer.

[gnumblr]

reblog if you’re the gay cousin

[suits]

when ur homie’s lung collapses 

is this not reddie (via mac_masterson on twitter)

[karolinasrainbows]

Ur so right asfhkflshkms

[loneredballoon]

😂

[ayoaprell]

This was deadass cute though 😂

[carbonated-milk-deactivated2016]

hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

Holy shit I’m trying not to cry.

[infestationofmymind]

i really needed this one tonight

[sidestepup2thestreets]

omfg

[yaboispencer-deactivated2020092]

Do it!!!

[evantheterror-deactivated202101]

I need to cry

[its-murderous-business]

EVERYONE DO IT

[wormsdyke]

I fully expected to be Rick rolled and I was instead very, very pleased

[remvslvpjn-archive]

DO IT

[yolkygoblin]

@fairyfairypie @fadeslikewhispers @tobilovesturtles

[riverdalelockscreens]

this is so pure

[lordoftheinternet]

your dog needs meat and your kids need vaccines. end of discussion.

[flight-freedom-deactivated20231]

Also your dog needs vaccines and your kids need meat.

[double-barrel-dude-deactivated2]

Also your meat needs vaccines and your kids need dogs.

[flokidog]

what these are all true

[fagwhich]

Educate before you vaccinate!!! Not all vaccines are safe and can have serious side effects! Doctors get bonuses based on the amount of vaccines they can give. Vaccines are not cures & do not even guarantee you won’t get sick from what you’re trying to prevent. Vaccines are profitable for the economy and that’s why this “you need to vaccinate your kids” is so highly hyped. It’s mainly for economic gain! The polio virus didn’t die because of a vaccine, it’s because farmers were using pesticides with man made chemicals that the cows were eating that was passed to humans getting them sick. As soon as the pesticides were outlawed, people started getting better.

So EDUCATE BEFORE YOU VACCINATE. There’s 300+ vaccinations that doctors want to give newborns, they don’t need every vaccine, if any!