& woodland fairy

ａｎｄ ｔｈｏｕｇｈ ｓｈｅ ｂｅ ｂｕｔ ｌｉｔｔｌｅ, ｓｈｅ ｉｓ fᎥᎬᏒᏟᎬ independent maggie harris roleplay blog || legends canon

[miroiir]

                          SOMEONE GOOD. A GOOD MOTHER.

      independent NIKI SANDERS from nbc’s HEROES.       adheres to show canon, as well as several au verses       very open to oc’s, canon, and other verses, also au’s.       does script, short, para, novella, tech & ask roleplay.       slightly over a year of experience with this character.       nearly six years of general experience with roleplay.       nsfw & triggers tagged but often present on both counts.       aim, skype, kik etc. available on request to mutuals.       writer is an actual kitten, minus the claws, & v. friendly.

                                         ( not the ▪ person i see ▪ in the mirror )

[faiirylike]

{ creepy blonde lady }

   ”That’s  not for you     to know, kid.”

‘ actually, lady, it is.      --- this is fbi jurisdiction. ‘

[faiirylike]

{ wild child }

"I think…it’ll chase us no matter what. But maybe we should shoot it.”

‘ do you have any more bullets?       because, uhh, i used all of mine       on the horde earlier. ‘

[xchocolatemintsx]

[faiirylike]

{ twinception }

                      ❛ he’s been going behind my back.                              doing things without telling me when i’m                      supposed to be privy to all political decisions.                                plus, he conveniently didn’t mention that                              i apparently have a twin ——                                         i can get you your jobs back.                                     but don’t mistake this for kindness -                                 i could care less what happens to                                            either of you. this is for me.                                     and sure, coffee sounds good. ❜

‘ it really doesn't surprise me.   i mean, maybe i'm biased but   he sure seems like a dick.   but wait...you're crys's twin?   oh jesus. i don't think she knows   anything about that.  ... she   would have told me if she had   a twin.         and don't worry, i won't         mistake it for anything you         don't want me to.  cream         and sugar in your coffee? ‘

[faiirylike]

{ pervy }

'People should wear gun holsters, they are quite—'

'Ah. All apologies for the uh, objectification—did you know I'm senile?'

‘ aren't you a little young     to be senile? ‘

[faiirylike]

{ wild child }

    “Definitely not…”

‘ do you think it'll chase   us if we run away? ‘

[faiirylike]

{ creepy blonde lady }

  “You  work for the FBI?    Well damn, colour me   surprised, princess.”

‘ hey, i'm not your   princess, either.   who are you, anyway? ‘

[faiirylike]

{ ??? potential ally ??? }

            ❛ —— there’s obviously something i’ve                  been missing too. look, i know what                      happened with DCO and i want to                   help. when will she be home? ❜

‘ you work for the senator that   disbanded the dco and made   all of us burned agents, and   you want to help?  this is   going to be a very interesting   conversation.         she should be home in maybe         half an hour or so.  do you want         coffee or something miss...strauss,         wasn't it? '

[faiirylike]

{ wild child }

"I—I have no idea."

‘ ...that's not a normal zombie,          is it? ‘

[cillianhelps-blog]

"this is the end" starter prompts

"So… something not that chill happened last night."

“Your mom’s pussy was the canvas. Your dad’s dick was the paintbrush. Boom. You’re the art.”

"[Other character] just stole all of our shit."

"The power of Christ compels you!"

“We got 12 bottles of water, 56 beers, two vodkas, four whiskeys, six bottles of wine, tequila, Nutella, cheese, pizza, eggs, bananas, apples, bacon, steaks, pancake mix, C.T. Crunch, milk, ketchup, a Milky Way, half-ounce Sour Diesel, 3 1/2 grams Grand Master Kush, one ounce of ‘shrooms, 15 pills of ecstasy, a porno mag, a baseball bat, and the video camera from the movie 27 Hours.”

"I think we need to address the elephant in the room."

"The fucker’s got to go!"

"[Other character] didn’t suck any dick last night?"

"I know y’all are tripping."

"Give me everything you have to drink!"

"There are six of us! You cannot rob us!"

"I’M NOT FUCKING AROUND!"

"Let’s do all the drugs."

"It’s too late for you."

"You probably sucked somebody’s dick."

"Who did this?"

"What are you talking about?"

"You don’t cum on my stuff!"

"No more fuckin’ jerking off in my house!"

"I’m straight-up lovable."

"Cut his fuckin’ head off!"

"You guys are still alive?"

"Holy shit, I didn’t expect that."

"Shit, I can’t believe you guys are here."

"Your timing couldn’t be more perfect."

"It’s been awhile since any of us have eaten."

"I collected him, made him my bitch."

"I fucked Lindsay Lohan."

"She kept calling me Michael Cera."

"A huge earthquake happens, who do they rescue first?"

"Welcome to Heaven, motherfuckers."

"Can I have that Milky Way?"

"I’m not gonna shoot [other character]!"

"I will shoot off your dick!"

"You don’t have enough bullets."

"We bring joy to people’s lives!"

"Oh, for fuck’s sake…"

"What have you guys been doing?"

"I’m a well-known homosexual advocate!"

"I don’t wanna die at [other character]’s house."

"We could build a life here together."

"I’d be really good to you."

"Is it bad?"

"Hey, does this coke smell funny?"

"I’ve never done cocaine."

"I can’t hold on much longer."

"You take my hand and I’ll pull you up!"

"I don’t want to die."

"Back the fuck up!"

"I would suck a dick for half a cracker."

"Just sit the fuck down!"

"This is no dream! This is really happening!"

"HOW FUCKING CRAZY IS THIS?!"

"Oh, shit!"

"Run!"

"Empty your pockets!"

"Nobody’s scared of you."

"It’s unacceptable after all the coke I wasted on you people!"

"The Apocalypse is nigh!"

[faiirylike]

{ pervy }

'no. I was admiring your gun…holster.” 

‘ maybe i'd believe that      ---- if i was wearing a gun holster. ‘

[faiirylike]

{ some sort of elaborate joke?? }

            ❛ no ma’am, my name is tracy.             tracy strauss. i work for senator                     gorman? - i take it that crystal                  mcguire isn’t here, then. ❜

‘ woah...if you're not crystal,   then there's something i'm   missing here.         but ah, no.  she's working.         i'm maggie harris, her, uh...         roommate. ‘

[unseenmockingjay]

THEME GIVEAWAY ;; (´◔౪◔)

                     i just hit my next hundred! but i don’t have the time to do my usual                      graphic  giveaway  so  you  get  a simple theme giveaway. ( since                      theme making has become my obsession )  one person will get  a                      new  theme!  you  must  be  following  me, you must be a roleplay                      blog, likes and reblogs count. ends - october 15th!

                                               themes examples ; i - ii -iii - iv - v

[faiirylike]

{ new partner }

"Hi, I’m Eden! I’m going to be working with you."

‘ oh, i didn't know we   were getting any new   members in the dco.         are you an agent or         are you going to be         helping me with the         technological aspect?               --- i'm maggie, by the way. ‘

[faiirylike]

‘ were you staring at    my ass? ‘

[faiirylike]

‘ those might be pot brownies.‘