Bubblegum Princess

Hannah. TwentyFive. Vegan. Im the best fuck up you will ever meet ♡

[dykestar]

Do you do modelling or anything? Fuck it, I’ll cut to the chase - I really want to see your tits.

Gross 🤢

[dykestar]

Hey, so I've witnessed a recent change in your blog. It seems you are strictly posting pictures of women. I was just wondering if you've been hacked or this is just a recent development in how you'd like to run your blog. 😁

Hey man thank you so much for letting me know. I never use this account anymore so never noticed!

[dykestar]

So my tumblr has been hacked

Swear down I’m so annoyed.

[lyjerria]

no but in all seriousness, don’t force relationships and don’t force friendships. if these things aren’t flowing into your life naturally, you can do without them until they do.

[wnq-writers]

Find someone who pays attention. Who runs their fingers over your every scar; and asks where each one came from. Find someone who knows how you like your coffee; what song makes you want to roll the windows down and slam on the gas pedal. Find someone who takes in your smallest details; who notices the things you thought no one ever would. And then…when you find them… Be their someone, too.

a paragraph about falling in love, deep3snplottwists  (via wnq-writers)

[last-bi-in-town-deactivated2023]

I. AM. SHOOK.

[utteranonymity-deactivated20150]

Fun little trick I learned in therapy: validation. When someone is upset, don’t try to fix the problem, point out the cause, or tell them it could be worse. Just validate their emotions. Be like, ‘shit yeah man, that sucks. I’m sorry you’re going through that. I’m here for you.’ That’s literally all you have to do to make them feel better. Thank you and goodnight.

[oneofthosecrazycatladies]

Nothing is impossible when the Pirates of the Caribbean theme plays in the background

[brimalandro]

lil uzi vert’s new marilyn manson chain is a lot

[gloryboytarco-deactivated201811]

~bapesandmixtapes~

[uncannycookie]

Actually genuinenly enjoying my customer service job sometimes

Customer (calling from Ireland): “Yes hello, I would like to -”

Sheep in the background: *gentle baa*

Customer: “Uh, sorry, what I want to do is -”

Sheep: *slightly more insistent baa*

Customer: “No, not now! -cough- Excuse me. I have a reservation and -”

Sheep: *VERY LOUD ACCUSATORY BAA*

Customer: “Arnulf! Please be quiet, I am on the phone! … Sorry, I sincerely apologize on behalf of Arnulf.”

me: “I love and forgive him.”

Customer: “Don’t, he doesn’t deserve it. Anyway, I’m calling about -”

Arnulf: *small, very self-satisfied baa*

[his-quietus-make]

I once took my kids to a local farm and we found a lil goat with its horns stuck in a fence, just sitting there kinda mournfully on the grass. We tried to help it get free but it was stuck tight. We petted it for a while and fed it some grass (as it had lawnmowered a circle around itself as far as it could reach), and then went back to the ticket office to tell them it needed help, but before I’d said more than: “There’s a goat-” the guy cut me off with a weary wave and said, “Yeah, we know. Stuck in the fence. That’s Brenda. She can get herself out whenever she wants. She just likes the attention.” 

Trolled by a fucking goat. 

[weezley]

i’m fucking dying “yeah that’s brenda”

[twyrine]

i just remembered one time in kindergarten i punched this girl i knew because we were drawing birds and she drew her bird with a human nose and mouth and it pissed me off so badly i went into like berserker mode

it looked like this

[marcosclopezblog]

[moontouched-moogle]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via itgetsbedder / tomotomotomomo)

[lilspirit]

me looking in the mirror: idk who this bitch is but I’ll do her makeup I guess

[pleatedjeans]

In a children’s hospital of Italy - therapeutic dogs are impatiently waiting to see their respective children. [x]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via simonlauchlan)

[highreevecain-deactivated202502]

[odpixel]

my man neil was just making a fun tweet and this cat straight up murdered him

[officecyborg]

*sets entire english language on fire*

[christophoronomicon]

Thereby showing that the phenomenon that gave use gems like “PIN number” and “ATM machine” (also known as the self-demonstrating RAS syndrome, i.e. “redundant acronym syndrome syndrome”) is actually age-old :).

[minacoladas]

This is fantastic