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YOU FEEL THAT YOU SHOULD RUN                        -- but where are you to hide in the water?

#FAILDCSIGN || private, independent, selective, mutual exclusive SCARAMOUCHE from the video game GENSHIN IMPACT. Portrayal is headcanon-based and will contain some canon divergencies based on this until further story information is revealed about him. This blog is for adults only, meaning only 18+.

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gets down on one knee

                                                      will you...like this for a starter?

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the day i get a thread pre-everything is the day this blog flourishes

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                                  𝔞 𝔡𝔦𝔰𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔴𝔞𝔦𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔬 𝔥𝔞𝔭𝔭𝔢𝔫                                         scaramouche of genshin impact

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                                  𝔞 𝔡𝔦𝔰𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔴𝔞𝔦𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔬 𝔥𝔞𝔭𝔭𝔢𝔫                                         scaramouche of genshin impact

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‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒  ❝ REMIND ME TO NEVER VISIT Inazuma for as long as I breathe oxygen into my lungs. A place such as that holds less sentimental value than I ever considered -- what a pity. Can you believe I actually once wept in that rotten cesspool called land? Perhaps I should have been killed ; it would have been best, after all. ❞

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Harbingers: We serve the tsaritsa! Scaramouche: I serve myself -- bye, bitches!

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                                  𝔞 𝔡𝔦𝔰𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔴𝔞𝔦𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔬 𝔥𝔞𝔭𝔭𝔢𝔫                                         scaramouche of genshin impact

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Illness / Sickness Starters!

From the Carer

Are you sure you should be up?

You’re not fine, look at you!

I bought you this chicken soup to help you get better.

I hope you get well soon!

You don’t look so good.

Are you gonna throw up? 

Get back to bed. That’s an order.

I’ll carry you if I have to.

I brought you a trashcan, if you need it.

Do you want me to keep you company?

Here, I’ll start the bath for you.

You go rest, I can clean up this mess.

You are sick, and I am taking care of you. You don’t have a choice.

I’ll tie your hair back so you don’t get it messy.

Here’s some more tissues.

Do you have any cold medicine that I can give you?

I’m at the store, did you need anything?

From the sick:

I promise, I’m fine.

Do you really expect me to eat all that?

I could use some more tissue.

I think I’m gonna puke.

Thanks for taking care of me. 

Don’t leave me alone.

It’s not funny, I can barely breathe and you’re laughing at me!

I feel like I’m on fire.

An ice cold bath sounds really nice right now.

I threw up in bed…

I don’t think I have any more clean clothes, I ruined most of them.

Can you help me get to bed?

You’re a good friend, _____.

Go grab me a ginger ale, will you?

Could you hold my hair back?

No, I’m not pregnant, I just have a stomach bug.

I’m so tired.

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I have officially rebranded <3

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The real question on this blog: do I keep it as a multi or make it a single muse with Scaramouche?

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Ngl a much better psd set.

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alchemicalbalance​:

Albedo took note of that threat as he didn’t want to become a weapon for them to use as he shook his head slightly before replying to answer their question for the staring, looking at them still.

“I shall heed that threat and my apologies for staring, to answer your question, it’s just, something about you feels familiar to me, like you’re also not human. 

I’m not sure how to describe this nor explain to you how I could tell but just the air around you as well as your aura, it makes me feel like I’m not alone. Like I’m not the only Homunculus like being here.”

He spoke as he shows them the star mark resting on his throat, a somber look in his eyes.

“The reason I’m stating this is you see, I’m not human but a Synthetic one. Created from alchemy by my Master with the sole purpose to find out the truth of this world. I fear that someday, I will lose control and harm those I cherish as well as the land I have come to call home.”

He finished speaking, looking at them to see their reaction.

‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒  AS IF SCARAMOUCHE WAS ABOUT to relay everything that threaded his shirt to this thing. It felt as though answering him honestly would only yield more unintentional consequences, which would ultimately lead to his own downfall -- a far cry from the plans he held for his own future. It’d burn and everything would be razed, he supposed, but that wasn’t exactly the logic speaking in his current environment.

      Eyes narrowed, considering his options at this juncture.

      In the palm of his hand was a puppet made to discover all the universe, yet this would certainly backfire in his face if the alliance he could cultivate wound up being due to it being a good or neutral force. Would he be more trouble than he’s worth should the Balladeer acquire him on their side? Nothing this universe ever promised security -- not the fatui, not his creator, not his creator’s fox, not the Tsaritsa ; the only one he could rely on came down to himself.

      Still, a little wrench thrown into the Fatui’s arms wouldn’t hurt if he could help it. Hands would fall to side, then one would press against hip, cocking it. ❝ It’s funny that you’re saying you want to find out more about this world, yet you ally yourself with the wrong crowd to accomplish it. ❞ No way was he going to answer the question about if he were human or not ; it was none of this twerp’s business.

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“You have a good point there, maybe it’s special because it was made a holiday, who knows. There’s nothing wrong with wanting to spend time with the one you love, however, if you don’t have anyone that you love then there are other ways to counter joining in on social interactions such as reading books, painting, various things. ”

Albedo slowly explains with a slight nod as he understood what Scara meant as the alchemist didn’t fair well in social activities, he looked at the other as there was something similar about them, almost familiar. 

Wait, were they human?

‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒  ❝ IF YOU KEEP TALKING LIKE that , I’m going to snap your neck and make a weapon out of your spine. ❞ Despite the fact that Albedo had likely meant it truly in good intentions, the way Scaramouche had taken it appeared to not comprehend it as such ; to him, it screamed of ‘ stop complaining and go do something else. ’ As an overly sensitive and impulsive creation, his initial instinct is harshness, though he’d give pause, hand raising up to chin in thought, tilting head this way and that. At this rate, he might metaphorically wind up stomping his foot and proclaiming hatred in such a convoluted way.

      Maybe the painting idea wasn’t too foolhardy an option. Humans liked it when you expressed yourself in that manner, so he could do so and ruin their day in such a compromise as that -- yet his thoughts are interrupted when he noted how he was being stared at. ❝ What? Why are you staring at me? ❞

      A click of the tongue, head shaking, ❝ I won’t kill you, if that’s what you’re concerned about ; a mere overreaction, I suppose, to having my anger ripped away by logic so quickly. ❞ -- not yet he wouldn’t kill him.

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Scaramouche is totally the type of person to chew louder to drown out someone talking to him. Conversations that he has no interest in with him can go two ways: he’ll try to drown out the other person with grating noises or he’ll insult them until they leave.

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𝐚𝐬𝐤  𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐞 :    𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒄𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒆𝒐𝒖𝒔  𝒒𝒖𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒔

‘  i’ll  find  you  again ,  wherever  we  end  up  next .  ’

‘  the  enormity  of  my  desire  disgusts  me .  ’

‘  please ,  one  more  kiss  in  the  kitchen  before  we  turn  the  lights  off .  ’

‘  i’ve  been  lost  but  i’m  here  now .  you’re  the  only  person  who  has  ever  been  able  to  find  me .  ’

‘  almost  dead  yesterday ,  maybe  dead  tomorrow ,  but  alive ,  gloriously  alive ,  today .  ’

‘  you  are  not  broken .  ’

‘  you  can  love  and  be  loved ,  despite  what  may  feel  like  the  eternally  brutal  nature  of  the  world .  ’

‘  i  did  violence  to  my  own  heart .  ’

‘  will  i  be  forgiven  for  the  sins  i  did  not  commit ,  but  created ?  ’

‘  i  would  never  kiss  anyone  who  doesn’t  burn  me  like  the  sun .  ’

‘  i  would  rather  break  the  world  than  lose  you .  ’

‘  i  think  you  and  i  have  known  each  other  in  a  few  lifetimes .  ’

‘  i  didn’t  know .  i  had  no  idea  how  greedy  my  heart  really  was .  ’

‘  is  that  why  the  idea  of  losing  you  torments  me  so  much ?  ’

‘  how  long  have  i  been  without  you ?  ’

‘  am  i  foolish  for  wanting  this ?  it  will  end  in  flames .  it  always  does .  ’

‘  sorry  about  the  blood  in  your  mouth .  i  wish  it  was  mine .  ’

‘  if  i  love  you ,  is  that  a  fact  or  a  weapon ?  ’

‘  tell  me  how  all  this ,  and  love  too ,  will  ruin  us .  ’

‘  and  you  realize  the  one  person  in  the  world  who  loves  you  isn’t  the  one  you  thought  it  would  be .  ’

‘  it  cannot  be  a  mistake  to  have  cared .  it  cannot  be  an  error  to  have  tried .  it  cannot  be  incorrect  to  have  loved .  ’

‘  finally ,  i  plead  guilty  of  adoring  you .  ’

‘  a  child  weaned  on  poison  considers  harm  a  comfort .  ’

‘  without  realizing ,  i  find  it  in  myself  that  i  cannot  stop  thinking  about  you .  ’

‘  tomorrow ,  when  i  wake  up ,  i  promise ,  i  will  be  better .  ’

‘  someone  has  to  leave  first .  this  is  a  very  old  story .  there  is  no  other  version  of  this  story .  ’

‘  when  i  imagine  myself ,  i  am  always  leaving .  i  couldn’t  draw  my  own  face  if  god  asked .  ’

‘  do  we  simply  stare  at  what’s  horrible  and  forgive  it ?  ’

‘  i  wanted  to  let  go  of  the  pain  even  though  it  was  the  last  thing  that  felt  alive  from  you .  ’

‘  have  i  endured  loneliness  with  grace ?  ’

‘  i’ll  be  your  slaughterhouse ,  your  killing  floor ,  your  morgue  and  final  resting ,  walking  around  with  this  bullet  inside  me  ‘cause  i  couldn’t  make  you  love  me  and  i  am  tired  of  pulling  your  teeth .  ’

‘  and  then  my  soul  saw  you  and  kind  of  went ,  ‘ oh ,  there  you  are .  i’ve  been  looking  for  you . ’  ’

‘  sometimes  it  feels  like  someone  else  is  wearing  my  body .  ’

‘  i  spent  my  life  arguing  how  i  mattered  until  it  didn’t  matter .  ’ 

‘  who  knew  my  haven  would  be  my  coffin ?  ’

‘  dead  is  the  safest  i’ve  ever  been .  ’

‘  i’ve  never  been  so  alive .  ’ 

‘  you  know  what  i  was  gonna  tell  you  before ,  but  didn’t  have  the  nerve ?  you  got  your  name  written  all  over  me .  i  got  my  name  written  on  you ,  too .  ’ 

‘  you  already  are  something .  you  always  were .  and  you  still  have  time  to  be .  ’

‘  you  know  me  by  heart .  it  infuriates  me  that  you  know  me  by  heart .  ’ 

‘  why  am  i  waiting  for  you ?  hungering  and  thirsting  for  you  in  every  cranny  of  my  soul  and  even  in  my  ribs ?  ’ 

‘  you  came  with  a  handful  of  pain  and  a  smile  which  broke  the  ground  under  my  feet  as  the  earthquake  does  when  two  people  meet .  ’

‘  the  only  good  thing  is  that  i’m  getting  used  to  suffering .  ’

‘  the  return  to  time  was  not  my  choice .  ’

‘  we  are  built  to  live  inside  each  other .  this  means  we  are  built  to  ruin .  ’

‘  time  does  not  bring  relief ;  you  all  have  lied .  ’

‘  time  does  not  know  how  to  keep  our  hopes  safe .  ’

‘  you  needed  me  so  much  that  you  had  to  end  me .  ’

‘  there  are  days  where  i  am  morbidly  in  love  with  you ,  and  this  is  one  of  those  days .  ’

‘  i  know  no  end  to  desiring  you .  ’

‘  i  fear  that  i  am  both  too  much  yet  not  enough .  ’

‘  yes ,  yes ,  yes ,  i  do  like  you .  i  am  afraid  to  say  the  stronger  word .  ’ 

‘  a  heart’s  a  heavy  burden .  ’

‘  life ,  as  i  see  it ,  is  all  about  farewells  rather  than  reunions .  ’

‘  heaven  is  real  and  you  only  had  two  minutes  to  prove  it  to  me .  ’

‘  it  was  already  love .  ’

‘  everyone  desires  love  but  also  finds  it  impossible  to  believe  that  they  deserve  it .  ’

‘  i’ll  love  you  until  i  forget  how  to .  ’

‘  i’ll  love  you  until  i  forget  how  to  and  then  i’ll  fall  like  my  knees  aren’t  already  bruised  from  doing  it  and  i’ll  remember  why  you’re  worth  the  ache .  ’

‘  of  course  i’ll  hurt  you .  of  course  you’ll  hurt  me .  of  course  we’ll  hurt  each  other .  but  this  is  the  very  condition  of  existence .  ’

‘  nothing  makes  me  sadder  and  nothing  makes  me  happier  than  you .  ’

‘  i  love  you  and  i  do  not  want  to  love  you ,  it  is  too  much  and  too  difficult .  ’

‘  grief  is  just  love  with  no  place  to  go .  ’

‘  i  felt  my  life  with  both  my  hands  to  see  if  it  was  there .  ’

‘  you  do  this ,  you  do .  you  take  the  things  you  love  and  you  tear  them  apart .  ’

‘  i  hope  it’s  love .  i’m  trying  really  hard  to  make  it  love .  ’

‘  if  you  touch  me  again  i  might  burn  up  in  the  cold  air .  ’

‘  i  asked  you  not  to  leave  several  times .  ’

‘  i’ve  only  adored  you  lifetimes  ago  and  here  we  are .  it’s  nice  to  see  you  again .  ’

‘  all  time  ever  does  is  pass  and  all  i  ever  do  is  remember .  ’

‘  i  feel  as  though  we  were  never  strangers ,  you  and  i ,  not  even  for  a  moment .  ’

‘  i’d  choose  you ;  in  a  hundred  different  lifetimes ,  in  a  hundred  worlds ,  in  any  version  of  reality ,  i’d  find  you  and  i’d  choose  you .  ’

‘  nothing  about  this  is  soft  but  we  pretend .  ’

‘  maybe  you  and  i  are  just  a  dream .  ’

‘  i  know  you  loved  me  too ,  you  knew  me ,  and  it  gladdens  my  heart .  ’

‘  i  promise  i  shall  never  give  up  and  that  i’ll  die  yelling  and  laughing .  ’

‘  i  don’t  do  anything  with  my  life  except  romanticize  and  decay  with  indecision .  ’

‘  the  world  was  made  so  that  we  could  find  each  other  in  it .  ’

‘  you  don’t  meet  the  people  you  love ,  you  recognize  them .  ’

‘  i  think  you  and  i  have  known  each  other  a  few  lifetimes .  ’

‘  this  body  knows  fear  like  a  front  porch  knows  welcome  –  it  is  always  coming  home .  ’

‘  i  miss  you  more  than  i  remember  you .  ’

‘  if  i  could  have  done  it  all  again ,  i  would  have  loved  you  better .  but  i  could  not  have  loved  you  more .  ’

‘  we  could  have  been  happy .  i  know  that ,  and  it  is  perhaps  the  hardest  thing  to  know .  ’

‘  you  want  a  better  story .  who  wouldn’t ?  ’

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I very much love that Scara has become such a popular muse on this blog, ngl. I’ve wanted to portray him for quite some time, so it’s been so nice getting to develop him! 

Ayato is another I’m excited for! wiggling excitedly for 2.6.