failed initiative

A creative show and tell with three comedic friends. We laugh, we cry, we talk about boners. Hope you enjoy explicit entertainment.   Google+ Failed Initiative.com is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to Amazon.com.

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Failed Initiative: 47 - Fearection

Another show!  We talked about Edward Snowden’s new Twitter, an airport’s treatment of a trans lady, and a bunch of stuff about Japan. Also a lot of fear induced erections... for some reason.

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Failed Initiative: 46 - Happy Yom Catpurr

Nick got a new cat!  Low on miles, high on smiles. Hurrr.  We talk about the adoption process, how terrible k-kups are for the environment, and opposites attracting.  Many puns were made.

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Failed Initiative: 45 - Who Donald Trump Humps

It's Friday night and none of us are getting laid! We discuss local government, the presidential candidates, nostalgia and crippling children!

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Failed Initiative: 44 - License to Discriminate

Back broadcasting live!  Check us out on YouTube again next week here at 8:30PM Eastern time.

We talk about a Kimpossible situation where a crazy lady gets elected and other crazy people flock to her to get elected.  Also they all hate gay people for some reason?  Someone else hates fat people, we talk about her too.  Oh, and Nick explains why he does not want to go to Asia.  Like, ever.  

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Failed Initiative: 43 - The Shit Show

Technically, this show was a god damned mess, but we made the best of it with Sesame Street, Ninja Turtles, leaky ceilings, and more semi-post-grunge-ironic woman bashing.  Also why can’t we wear things that we think are pretty? 

BECAUSE CULTURE.

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Failed Initiative: 42 - Don't Panic

This week we cover the Ashley Madison dump, an attempted pokemassacre, woman makers, and busy culture!  Plus a bunch of other things, like Dan's Twitch stream!  Nick talks shit on Hitchhiker's Guide.  Because it's shit, mostly.

Something something towels and answers.

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Failed Initiative: 41 - English Words With Friends

Here at the Failed Initiative studios we have a real thing for small.  Tiny houses, pigs, wardrobes, furniture...etc.  Today we explore it in depth!  #Uncompensating.  Also Nick rants about his cat, and Dan opens with a card game.  Spoiler: Sam wins!

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Failed Initiative: 40 - Babyversary

Episode 40!  Forty straight weeks!  Bloody hell guys.  Thanks for listening to us on this ride.  This show we talked about gambling, addiction, Bernie Sanders (kinda), and sacred geometry!  We also discuss The Storymaker’s Association a lot.

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Failed Initiative: 39 - Sleepless in Virginia

We all went out of state last weekend and recall our tales of sleeplessness!  Also climate control is actually woman control, we talk about humanizing humans, and dabble in security a bit!

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Failed Initiative: 38 - Trigger Warning

Militant feminists, feelings of entitlement, Windows 10, new TSA scanning procedures, and a super dead lion shot by a soon to be ruined dentist, AND MORE this week on FI!

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Failed Initiative: 37 - Life’s Short, Have a Major Data Breach

Ashley Madison dun goofed, limo driver makes a terrible mistake, drone pilots piss smokey off, and we discuss the future of Uber and Google run cities.  Sam plays the uke and Dan pimps his Twitch stream!

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Expansion Slot: 4 - Never Funny

Alternative title:  “Bill Cosby plays The Joker in; The Killing Joke”

Expansion Slot returns!  Rejoice.  Sam, James, and Nick discuss women in gaming, some Batman stuff, and the Ghostbusters.  This episode is decidedly Not Safe For Work.  Well, more than usual, for some reason.

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Failed Initiative: 36 - Coffee Drought

No coffee today.  I am so sorry. We talked about cats and Pluto and Doctor Oz and natural/unnatural medical solutions!  Dan also started a Twitch stream, check him out here!

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Failed Initiative: 35 - Distractions

Today’s show is a grab-bag.  Sam derailed everything from the jump and we swung from broadway to horse races.  Dan’s dinner makes a cameo, tweet @MeanDanGreen if you hear it!

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Failed Initiative: 34 - Thirtyfourth of FI

On the eve of our great nation’s anniversary of independance from the iron fist of our overseas oppressor, we collected to talk about literally everything but.  Dan recounts his travels to the inferior coast, we discuss flags, and a new project we are participating in over at The Storymaker’s Association!  The Daily Dani posted a fantastic story about a terrible date.

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Failed Initiative: 33 - Broke Cack Mountain

So many people.  Much talk.  Sam, Nick, Dani, and Billy throw down and discuss Marriage, State’s rights, Melting deer, and French Cabbies.  Poor Uber.  Dan is off on the left coast still, sorry Dan-fans!

Tonight we party,

a group of friends together-

talking and laughing.

Haiku by TheDailyDani!

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