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10 January 2015 - Meet new candidate 21!

Let's meet Cao Ying. She's just perplexed as to why the boys don't like her!

But she doesn't want to go on an arranged marriage! They apparently start with a movie, then a wedding?!?!?

But then again, she's willing to be yet another potential prize on this show, which arranges relationships!??!?! ORLY!?!?!?

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Episode broadcast 10 January 2015

Four new victims and one new girl! Let's go for it!

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4 January 2015 - Victim 4 - Dai Guangyong - FOR THE WIN!

But, as with all guys who appear on the show, the frenemies must attempt to dash one's hopes:

It is always the female frenemies that start the *pew pew pew* light kill!

Fish! That's the dealbreaker leaving only Girl 3, Girl 22 and of course, his favourite Girl 1!

Brother Dai asks a question about having kids — they all answer they want two — and that doesn't help him separate the pack.

So the final question: "Would you take your new mother-in-law shopping?"

Girl 22 realises that she might be in a bit to deep, so plays the study card and asks will he move for her...

His fave, Girl 1, may think this is as good as it gets...

But Girl 3 is up for the task, and she wants in!

Marry her already, Brother Dai!!! She's not wanting anything else but that!

And guess who he picks!!!

Typical Le Jia question of the gal — then he demands that Brother Dai carry his new wife-to-be!

Indeed, and doesn't he look good with the prize he just got!

Congratulations to them both!

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4 January 2015 - Victim 4 - Dai Guangyong

Welcome our fourth victim, who arrives back turned!

It's...

... Dai Guangyong. A wealthy and successful young man!

First in line is the ever gracious Girl 4! And he's clearly rich...

... but he's not Category A!

... and she's not going to be going to be his wifey with that sort of snobbery! But Girl 12 sees something in him. So flattery will get you somewhere!

But there is Girl 13, who wonders if he likes exotic foreign women while on tour guiding duty...

... but onward to his (like most) desperado story:

Shouldn't be a hard task.

Let's see! Girl 18 goes straight for how he'd let his future girl spend money.

But Brother Dai understands when Admiral Ackbar screams: "IT'S A TRAP!" And with Jedi-like skill, dodges that bullet!

Girl 22 sees the opportunity to be considerably appreciated by Brother Dai...

... but the frenemies are just around the corner.

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4 January 2015 - Victim 3 - Qian Wei

Then it's onto the videos:

How tragic!

Uh oh, awkward! Light killer happens now! *pew pew pew* And he only had a few!

And there is the deal breaker! Asking your new girl to hit you is desperado territory...

... but it didn't seem to dissuade Girl 11!

And who do you think could handle that? Over to you, Girl 24!

Le Jia is having too much fun!

Even Girl 6 knows Meng Fei cannot control this candidate!

Anyway, time for the frenemies to be the clarion call to the circling vultures near this carcass...

And... he's done!

But...

... you think?

Let's ask your favourite!

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4 January 2015 - Victim 3 - Qian Wei

Next victim: crap rapper and monkey hyperactive man Qian Wei!

And he has a special request...

... then he chooses his favourite! Girl 23 it is!

First impressions matter for Girl 14... but she's a qi expert, and Le Jia challenges her to work out what is wrong with this lad...

... leading to Le Jia making a few jokes at Brother Qian's expense!

Brother zingers one back!

Girl 16 goes for the hippie attack, then pivots to attack his singing.

... which, it turns out, she is! Here is part of Girl 16's rap battle with Brother Qian!

Not to be upstaged, Girl 20 has to try and hog the stage and limelight and goes in with claws ablaze!

Oh my! Girl 20 got pwned!

Le Jia loves it!

Indeed she has!

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4 January 2015 - Victim 2 - Zhang Deyu

So after the awkward sexual assault story, the frenemies appear!

Oh my, that answer sounded so fake!

And that was the deal breaker!

With one light left, we have Girl 3!

She seems so happy to want to go with him too! But not for long...

OMG! Girl 23 is, like... ORLY!?!?!?!

Uh oh, frowny girl alert!

Which means...

But in the post-game interview, this:

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4 January 2015 - Victim 2 - Zhang Deyu

But back to Brother Zhang's quest. So we hear a lot about his ideas about military service and kickboxing, and his service as an enforcement officer on the Metro!

... and so does Girl 9!

Then the conversation starts to turn southwards. First, Girl 11 talks about touchy pests on public transport...

... and Girl 23 talks about how she dislikes these pests and admits the direct approach of slapping them!

And Meng Fei jovially agrees!

But, as with all television, you just don't know where a conversation like this will go. Sadly, it went to the tragic story of Girl 22, and a sexual assault she experienced as a younger girl.

A very very sad and serious story. Producers: help! Quickly cut to the frenemies video!

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4 January 2015 - Victim 2 - Zhang Deyu

Next up is the quite youthful and not unattractive Zhang Deyu...

And he picks Girl 23!

And GIRL 4 FINDS HER CATEGORY A (minus) MAN!!! Let the salivating begin...

... and Grandpa Le Jia starts the argument!

The moral compass returns with Ms Huang...

But it doesn't stop Girl 20 putting the claws into...

... Girl 4!

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4 January 2015 - Victim 1 - Ren Qiang

With frenemies like these, who needs... oh, wait, they're frenemies!

Most lights still on...

Now the *pew pew pew* is really getting up there!

Oh no!!!! Frenemy video attacks!

Ouch! That was a blood bath! Leaving just one person... Girl 19!

Oh my! Her light is broken!!!

Oh, the walk of shame never gets boring!

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4 January 2015 - Victim 1 - Ren Qiang

Now it's time for Ren Qiang's video about his views on love.

Apparently, the gals he's been with haven't been long term!

100 hours. OH MY!

He's like a blank canvas. Lucky for the favoured Sister Jiani as she jumps in!

Meng Fei pivots to Girl 20.

And Girl 20 immediately out-Cougars Girl 8!!!

She sure loves the fresh meat! Reaction from Girl 8 is a priceless ORLY!?!?!

And while the cat fight is on: Girl 5!

Then proceeds to buzz him out!

Leaving Meng Fei, Le Jia and Huang Han to ponder 100 hour relationships!

OUCH!

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4 January 2015 - Victim 1 - Ren Qiang

First victim up tonight is apparently a chaser of Sister Ripe! Meet Ren Qiang!

The white bag is full of biscuits — creatively edited out of the episode, but noted in the conversation.

He likes number 8!

And she noted the ogling!

And Le Jia knows...

First video time and it starts well...

Awww, what a sweet kid! And you can take him home to grandma!

Uh oh... it's turning south!

Terrifies children — but still all 24 gals are interested!

Admits to zany things — still 24 lights.

Maybe they'll get stuck into him after the video?

Girl 16 seems to like him... then proceeds to tell an anecdote of a joker of a friend. But then Sister 24 gets into the act of asking his impression...