Failure To Thrive

you can't fall in outer space.

[failure2-thrive]

Voilà. My tattoo, yet again, for those that haven’t had the chance to see it.

Go forth, my children, and spread the word. Let the world see how much of a sinner I am.

[failure2-thrive]

I’ve never felt this connected to an old guy before.

[failure2-thrive]

Him: Hey, Gentry?

Me: Yeah?

Him: Were you a Genseed or a Genplant when you were a baby?

[failure2-thrive]

If this post gets 5K notes I'll get a Hetalia mochi tattooed my on butt

[soapysapling]

the hetalia fandom will make you regret this

[failure2-thrive]

No ragrets.

[frenchmemories]

I will wait

[puredistilledapathy-blog]

Do you really wanna have sex one day and have to explain why one of those is on your ass?

[failure2-thrive]

Yes.

[officialparksandrec]

ok I’ll support you in your decision

[prussian-birb-lord-deactivated2]

PUT SEALAND ON YOUR ASS OR BETTER YET FRANCE

[failure2-thrive]

Oh God I want France with beefy arms

[failure2-thrive]

So I’m the worst ever and it’s taken me this long to actually halfway like whatever thing I had decided to do for your birthday that was forever ago. Sorry, hun. I’m still not completely satisfied, but I like it better than the other three XD. Feat. your new tattoo. <3 <3

[failure2-thrive]

If this post gets 5K notes I'll get a Hetalia mochi tattooed on my butt

[reblokha]

WE HAVE NO GAYS AND MANY BROKEN TOILETS

[lord-kitschener]

whoever makes these videos is basically the constable-frozen of putin’s life