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What Your Favorite Avatar Ship Says About You (Avatar: The Last Airbender/The Legend of Korra)

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Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)

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crowley: slams aziraphale against a wall in a very poor attempt at intimidation

aziraphale:

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“Good Lord”

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i love her

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They never did get that rubber duck...

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my favourite thing about that Lucille Bluth “good for her” reaction image that’s so popular is that she’s referring to a news report about a woman who locked her 3 kids in a car and let it roll backwards into a lake.

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Aziraphale gets a lil’ potted plant to brighten up his backroom and he tries to take very good care of it and dotes over it Crowley’s just “Oh, he’s never going to grow *proper* plants like this” and goes behind his back to scream at it cause his Angel deserves the BEST plants in London too dammit. And one day Aziraphale walks in on Crowley screaming “YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO GROW FOR MY ANGEL I CANNOT TOLERATE SUCH SLOPPY GROWTH WE ARE DISAPPOINTING HIM” and Az just stands there frozen for a second and then goes “Aww, dear that’s sweet but also what the fuck"

Bonus points if this is the first time Crowley heard Aziraphale say fuck

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Aziraphale: *does anything* Crowley: *is fond*

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one more

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X Neil Gaiman is the real MVP

My favourite comment:

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“The show is mean to Nazis, for a start.”

One more excellent reason to get off Tumblr and go watch Good Omens!

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i like to imagine that bentley just fuckin BLASTS romantic music whenever they ride together

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thousands of christians petitioning the wrong company to cancel good omens has the same energy as aziraphale and crowley watching over the wrong kid for 11 years

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Take Me To Church by Hozier except he’s practicing it alone in the front of an empty cathedral, while you watch, hidden, from far behind the pews. He’s at least physically alone, because when you search for the source of the backing vocals, you see no one else.

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u kno in da good omens opening when they look like this……

it is good

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IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

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Reblog to literally save a life

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I’ve done this. I’m alive because of this.

My flat-mate’s date for the night was almost as drunk as her. She had passed out in her room and locked the door. He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex. He also demanded food because he was dealing with “whiskey dick”. He didn’t like the lack of food in the fridge. I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the “order” was taking. He took my phone, demanded they “hurry the fuck up”. Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report. Pressing charges wasn’t necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me. Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison. The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen.

This was 14 years ago.

Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can. The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:

“If he’s drunk say you want mushrooms.” I said I want extra mushrooms.

“If he’s threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.” I said I want onions.

She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if he’s blonde, black olives if he’s tall, extra large if he’s tall, etc.

They’ve heard this sort of coded call before. They’re trained for it. They will understand what you’re saying. Order the pizza.

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Really though. I’m in training for dispatch and this was one of the first things they taught us. Pretend you’re talking to a friend or relative, pretend you’re ordering pizza, we’ll figure it out. We’ll word questions so you can answer in an easy, casual way. Please, just make the call and we will do everything we can to help you.