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they seriously need to invent a medication that has no side effects and no risks and that cures everything that is wrong with me instantly and forever. and is raspberry flavoured

tricktster

porterdavis

skopostheorie

things you need to read 100000 times per day when you're working

liberalsarecool

Generational toxic masculinity.

v3rsi

myrfing

imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking

apocryphics

oh ok

gorps

smallnico

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

hollowboobtheory

pro-abortion. pro-divorce. i believe we have the god-given right to give up

hollowboobtheory

when people go after no-fault divorce or abortion what they're really doing is trying to enshrine the sunk cost fallacy into law

hollowboobtheory

it sounds like a joke but this is a genuine political belief of mine. you should be able to leave a situation you don't like. the government has no business trapping you in a relationship.

quitters rights!

theonion

In an effort to give himself a breather after more than a decade ministering to his flock, Pope Francis announced Friday that he had excommunicated all of the world’s Catholics so he could have a quiet weekend alone. “It’s just been so long since I could take a few days to myself without worrying about shepherding the souls of all the planet’s true believers,” said the Supreme Pontiff, who after issuing the papal bull De studio relaxationis—which bars all 1.39 billion of his followers from receiving sacraments or participating in official church services—poured himself a glass of sacramental wine and stretched out on a sofa in the Apostolic Palace. Full Story