carcrash hearts

sam • 30 • mn • probably just another nonbinary faggot

[songsomi]

[thisisdaddyspage]

Show daddy that nice picture again

[filthinfatuated]

[zootycoon-archive]

why does travis scott get a meal at mcdonalds. what about….. what about……… sandsvendor100.

[sandsvendor100]

Tell Them You Want Your Burger Done “Burger Style” Or “With Cheese” And The Look On Their Face Will Be Immaculately Conceived

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[knitordeath]

This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

[song-of-sea-and-sky]

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

[msue0027]

[maxstarfall]

[gengaritez]

[pumpkin--rabbit]

[minyicho]

[ayedah]

💥

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[funstyle]

Its so beautiful that cats have their own special weed. Mother nature rewarding them for being the best animal

[silvermoon424]

UNFATHOMABLY based hive mother. Let's pour one out for our fallen bee comrades.

[northshorewave]

Handing the Google executive currently chained in my basement a piece of paper that reads "Shall I end your torture?" with one checkbox that reads "No" and another that reads "Maybe later."

[ringneckedpheasant]

Donate to Supporting Funeral expenses for Doua Vang, organized by Edward Leeves

While we never wish for this day to come, I want to speak and honor the life o… Edward Leeves needs your support for Supporting Funeral expe

hey y’all, my good friend Ed’s grandpa recently passed away & he’s trying to raise money to cover funeral costs & hospital/hospice bills. any support would be deeply appreciated by both him & me ❤️

[stormsbourne]

one day it'll happen to you. you will stay up a bit too late playing a video game and not get to bed on time. I've done it before, you'll think. I'll be fine. but no. you will make it through most of the next day and then at about 2pm you will feel like a reanimated corpse whose sim meters are all completely fucked and nothing hurts exactly but everything does feel very bad. and you'll think oh yeah. I'm not twenty anymore

[lychgate]

Has anyone seen the giraffe lamp at ikea

[lychgate]

Hes allowed on the table

[lychgate]

Were watching sumo together

[lychgate]

Here imea giraffe lamp, it's your turn on the donkey kong

[localxenospores]

most inspired i have felt in weeks

[androscoggintoboggan]

[ostolero]

top americanisms:

"smoke em if you got em"

"there's a sucker born every minute"

[ostolero]

[cannibalchicken]

[revilonilmah]

Which Poke Fella is your favorite?