I don’t choose ships. They choose me, and then destroy my life.

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@fairly-lame
I don’t choose ships. They choose me, and then destroy my life.
me: I ship them
friend: oh like romantically?
me: no. like cursed object passed between hands for centuries, they are cosmically linked, probably bonded by blood ritual, I think they’ve fought in a war together in at least three lifetimes, and their souls make direct eye contact every time they breathe in the same room
friend: so… romantically?
me: yeah. like. with kissing.
Sorry if I was weird it's because I'm weird
Nicky: If you're going to play dealer who do we have in goal second half?
Wymack: *looks at Andrew*
Andrew:
Neil: the mafia is after us
Seth: who the fuck is “us”? speak for yourself
Neil, at Seth’s funeral: the mafia is after me
neil saying “if it means losing you, then no” to andrew when they weren’t even dating???? when neil himself didn’t figure out that he likes andrew???? yeah no wonder andrew thought neil wasn’t a real person and that he made neil up in his head because what the hell
I love how Kevin goes “My dad is Coach Wymack. Also I’ve never been skiing. Screw you Ravens 😊” and then walks back to the foxes saying “We’re all gonna die 😀”
Andrew Minyard really looked at David Wymack with that med-induced grin and said "I don't give a shit about stickball or school. But my brother wants to be a doctor. And my cousin deserves something good for taking care of us the last few years. So if you sign them, too, I'll pretend."
And David Wymack really said "okay, kid."
aftg in a nutshell
"Give her to me, Andrew."
"You will regret it."
"Says the man dating a mafioso."
"I'm not dating him," Andrew said, with a hint of impatience
Aaron saw right through him, and it was enough to make him smile as he turned his gaze out the window. "Liar.”
AARON BE LIKE:
oh well. at least there's research into topics no one but me gives a fuck about
"you used to be such a big reader. what happened?" they ask
"i...have a lot of work." i reply, frantically closing all my ao3 tabs because im not about to go and tell people my biggest kin is harry potter's father's best friend's brother and his little fruity friend group
“this ship isn’t canon” to YOU. I, however, am delusional
when you read aftg from neil’s perspective you sort of get used to his fucked up logic but the moment you see him from jeans pov you’re like oh . he’s literally just a short little freak (affectionate)
being a fan of ryan ross at this point is just like being a fan of some dude. some random dude living in LA. you may as well be a fan of the guy who works at your local pizza hut