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21 - She/Her All things All for The Game (and a particular obsession with Aaron) Nora-Certified Funny Shitposter

[instigatorjosten]

every blog i love has a Masterpost so ig here’s mine?

i forgot this has been in the drafts for so long and now there’s too many of you here so here it is

Who is this?

Intro Post: basics, age, name, fun facts, if you care

I dont write post fanfiction unfortunately but if i ever do you’ll hear about it dw im not quiet about the things i make.

my posts

what you can expect from me is 40% me psychoanalyzing a character; 10% headcanons that if you look close enough are, surprise! more analysis; 10% incorrect quotes; 20% me freaking out about something; 4% personal shitposts and 6% puns. and 100% typos.

“Rules” interacting w me:

i love discord in fandom, i love to argue, i think its productive and engaging and i adore that side of fandom; obviously as long as we are all touching grass and being conscious its never that serious. that said, if you comment or reblog smth of mine and openly disagree w me dont think im being violent by answering back. if you dont want that then dont bother disagreeing w me publicly

im fine w pretty much everything? um dont talk to me about harry potter, i may mention it on occasion bc i was in that fandom for yearssss but i dont want to be part of that anymore so dont bother bringing it up to me

only shit i dont fuck w that makes me feel very very icky are roleplay blogs. cool if you enjoy it, all the power to you babe, just dont let it touch me with a ten foot pole or im blocking you

also worth noting, this isnt my main blog, so its not the one i interact with others with (unfortunately, i wish it was). so if you follow me and see me reblogging your stuff often or commenting, chances are i also follow you but tumblr isnt letting you know we’re mutuals.

same goes for if you comment on my posts, dont think i didnt read it, i did, i just liked it w my main

Tag system:

if a character is mentioned in a post even once i added them to the tags so unfortunately if you want to sort for posts centered around a single character you’re a lil fucked. i might start tagging them as “[character] centric” from now on but i can be bothered editing the tags of my literal thousand posts already up.

if you wanna sort through the best of the best, the tag “fave” gets added to what I consider my more interesting or funny posts, or just opinions i think are worth reading compared to the usual shit posting i do

and if you dont trust my judgment on what my “good” posts are i do have them tagged for every 1k notes, so you can sort that way too and see what posts have fandom consensus as “good”

the tag "aftg incorrect quotes" is, you guessed it, incorrect quotes. some of my favorite posts to do.

the tag "quotes" is for posts where i'm directly quoting canon and thats the point of the post. on occasion i pick them apart for meaning but sometimes its just me freaking out bc i reread the books and found yet another line to lose my mind over.

the tag "analysis" is for any post where i dissect a character or dynamic, which i love to do often with andreil and the twinyards, occasionally kevin gets some attention too

you can also block the tag “not aftg” and you wont see my personal shitposting on your dash!, which isnt a lot but sometimes i get In A Mood.

Asks:

love em, no issues w them, feel free to ask anything, worst case scenario i say no or refuse to answer smth thats too personal

i tag all asks as “answered ask” but if you’re a regular in my asks and want your own tag just lmk i dont mind

[mcmilkan]

Andrew “I want to see you loose control” Minyard waiting for Neil to slip from the facade of his past that he’s built.

Neil “I want to see you lose control” Josten waiting for Andrew to slip from the ‘unfeeling’ facade he’s built.

[tswizzlesfan]

happy pride month to mr. be gay do crime and mr. be crime do gay 🌈

(ft andreil by @dshr-art aka actual perfection)

[max-worm]

the foxes having a bonfire and neil diligently making smore after smore for andrew because he's never done it before and it's so fun trying to cook it to golden perfection and andrew's kisses taste like marshmallow after eating them

[instigatorjosten]

and the smell of burnt marshmallows helps not get flashbacks to the smell of his mother’s corpse burning in that car !

[instigatorjosten]

every time i see someone claim the scene of aaron confronting Neil about his intentions w Andrew was all about Aaron being an overprotective brother a fairy loses it’s wings. im the fairy. the wings are my will to not turn homicidal.

[instigatorjosten]

oops crying again ha ha sorry. i just realized andrew probably started feeling like he lost his monster mask after people found out about drake. because its not long after they all think they can control him into rehab, he falls for neil, his deal w aaron ends, etc.

and it further proves he shouldnt show weakness in his head if he wants to also remain in control and keep people safe: ie, if he didnt go to rehab he would have been there for kevin and kept neil from going to the nest; if he had kept neil at arm’s length neil would not have tried to protect andrew by letting himself be kidnapped quietly; and he would have been entitled to keep his deal with aaron and keep him in bubble wrap away from a relationship that could devastate his twin.

so for a while there, before lots of therapy, andrew probably had the extra layer of hating thanksgiving because it was the last time he had a semblance of control.

[instigatorjosten]

this might be an insane reach but did you maybe join an aftg server on discord recently only to leave almost immediately.....

no, i dont even use discord, but i am curious. what on earth would make you think if it was me i would tell you? if i wanted strangers to have a means to contact me privately, you’d think I’d post it publicly.

this isnt the first ask of this type i have gotten but i usually delete them. parasocial relationships are a much more common issue on tiktok but i still see it on Tumblr to a degree so here’s a reminder. Sharing an interest with someone, being in the same fandom, interacting on posts does not make you any less of a stranger to someone.

i love engaging in fandom, I love interacting with people, that’s it. there’s little personal about my way of being in this space, it is all fandom related, so what would make people think i am interested in forming personal relationships with them? what do you get out of trying to find out who the faceless nameless blog is?

[instigatorjosten]

happy pride month to Kevin Day. to Kevin “it’s better if he remains heterosexual” Day. to The Queen himself. my poor bisexual repressed baby bird. you deserve sunshine kid.

happy pride month to Andrew Minyard. to those years or trying to cope with having urges he thought were too similar to those of the men who hurt him. to the confusion of hating men andtheir lust but also craving to taste them.

happy pride month to Neil Josten. simultaneously to the kid kept away from intimacy by a father that made it impossible to trust and a mother that encouraged his isolation; and to the demisexual that kept being pushed to express an interest in sex.

happy pride month to Nicky Hemmick. to the teenage boy that was told being himself was a sin, and changing to fit in was the price he had to pay to be loved.

happy pride month to my gay little foxes

[beemovieerotica]

please say sike

[instigatorjosten]

does booktok know if they want just dialogue comic books exist?

[the-inner-musings-of-a-worm]

aaron minyard most underrated comedic character in aftg

the man’s timing? delivery? sarcasm? impeccable

on jeremy and renee- “they’d get killed. wars profitable, no one wants their world peace nonsense.”

when asked about andrew and neil - “it’s not something to be proud of.”

on neil speaking german - “you’ve managed to completely embarrass yourself in both languages”

he’s also SO little brother coded - doesn’t want anything to do with his embarrassing asf family, dedicated to hating is brothers bf with a significant passion, had no problem immediately moving out of his family’s dorm, in general annoying and doesn’t understand his brother

[instigatorjosten]

cosplaying andrew minyard by adopting pathetic lost men from my classes

[teatimeisat4]

Kevin vs Andrew watching Neil sass Riko on national television via Kathy’s show

[instigatorjosten]

to be on the Foxes team you need to have at least two of these three qualifiers:

Track and Field experiencie

Criminal Track Record

Track marks

[instigatorjosten]

a little voice in the back of my head. little little voice. whisper actually. and its saying. the cure by olivia rodrigo. the cure. aaron minyard and the cure. repressed bisexual aaron minyard. who thought dating katelyn would prove to him he’s straight and the cure. aaron minyard and the cure. yeah. okay bye.

[instigatorjosten]

Rahhhhh didn’t know you were also a part of the Maraduers fandom

Key word being were, past tense. Stepped away from it just over a year ago because JKR isn’t smth i can ignore anymore. and enough time has passed i don’t find the appeal in it anymore but who knows. maybe if she dies I’ll dive back into it!

[instigatorjosten]

I cannot find it anywhere in the extra content nor do i remember it being mentioned in the books, but do we know why aaron wanted to get into medicine?

if i had a penny for every ask about EC i have gotten that i cant answer, I’d be buying the sunshine court paperback.

i genuinely have no clue man, being in Marauders fandom has trained me to not really question often what is or isnt canon

[hamrikaa]