world's worst bird @fairyfinch - Tumblr Blog

hello my name is finch [she/her]

this is mostly just me posting whatever i find funny or cute

main fandoms & ships

genshin impact: xiao/albedo, eula/ayaka

ensemble stars!: yuzuru/ibara, shu/mika, nagisa/ibara

final fantasy 14: wol/emet-selch

links

🪶 twitch: fairyfinch

🪶 bluesky: fairyfinch

🪶 instagram: fairyfinchvtuber

🪶 youtube: fairyfinchvtuber

#introduction

loldodgers-deactivated20180416

What if Mike was short for Micycle

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every now and then theres a text post that gets stuck in my damn head. here it is. im never going to be free of micycle

sarahsnitch-deactivated20200608

What if bike was short for bichael

json-derulo

they put my blood through every test under the sun and yet nowhere in the pages and pages of lab reports do they tell me what my blood type is

json-derulo

your neutrophils absolute? 2.71. anion gap? why, that's 11! hemoglobin A1C? a solid 5.4. and don't fret, champ—your VLDL (calculated) is a cool 12. real fascinating stuff. hm? what's that? you want to know what kind of blood you have? like, so you won't have to look your next ER nurse in the eye and tell her you have no clue what type you have right after giving her a date of birth that confirms you are over 30 years old? psh, don't be silly! we can't tell you that! it's a ✨secret✨

json-derulo

do you know your blood type??

yes, I'm certain of it

I think my family told me what it was but I'm not sure/no recent test to confirm

no, I have no clue

I don't have blood/results

Voting ended onJun 2

#a+#we did a blood test in school and i donated blood later #the test was part of a science unit

cute-catts

rockergiirl

bro fucking NEEDS to go in the opening and closing hole trembling and shaking bro NEEDS the dark hole

#cats

memecucker

derinthescarletpescatarian

#it baffles me that there are still habsburgs

They made so so many of them...

birdandmoon

Female birds with confusing names.

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#birds

ovadioisdead-blog

im in actual disbelief that this just happened while i was writing down this joke to remember later

todaysbird

i think this is…actually the most extreme stupid dove nest I’ve seen.

video

kaiapraxidike

#birds

what-even-is-thiss

Something that the US and China do have in common is everybody pretending to work for ten hours a day at their jobs while playing predatory gacha games on their phones

what-even-is-thiss

Not now, honey. Daddy is pretending to work so his boss doesn’t fire him. And also collecting scantily clad warriors in his mobile phone.

prophetic-writer

I'm sorry but I have one draft that I never finished but I laugh every time I see it

hellsquills

Writing Tip

Neither do i

eviliens

Unreliable everyone

qifreynothing

do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go "of fucking course its that one" at yourself because you are so incredibly predictable

hateusandseeifwemind

frailgun

yesornopolls

Have you ever woken up screaming?

Yes

No

Voting ended onMay 13

#yes #if my breathing gets restricted in any way #btw you are more likely to have nightmares if you sleep on your back for that reason

bucketofdeltav

So my beta reader for the Big Fics is an astrophysicist, right. Who is currently also writing a hard sci-fi novel about the exploration of Phobos (more power to them, I cannot with the physics required for that, best I can do is soft sci-fi/fantasy and that reminds me I should finish that story).

Anyway I was bitching about how hard it is to come up with feasible planets in Star Wars because sometimes you need a new planet from scratch and sometimes you need to know more about a planet than the 'has jungles, is probably a moon technically' than Wookieepedia will give you, and they're like 'oh yeah I can do something about that'.

So they've written (in Matlab but they swear it will run as a .exe as well and I may be conscripted to embed it as a web tool at some point) a star system generator.

You input what you know about the planet (ecosystem, population, sun colour, does it have liquid water, does it have a moon or moons, is it a moon or moons, temperature averages, atmosphere, you get me) and it will give you the... everything else about the star system, in obedience to real-universe physics. And if you input nothing you get a randomly generated star system.

And I’m like oh I know people who will be into this with a vengeance, and they're not on Tumblr, so this is me seeing who exactly would be keen on, and I cannot stress this enough, a real-physics comprehensive star system generator.

It's still in the debugging phase (last error fixed: every planet wants to have a population of exactly 5000 regardless of other factors, turned out to be a missing equals sign somewhere), but I'm psyched for this and trying to gauge interest for how high a priority 'make this an accessible web tool' needs to be.