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thought my dnp era had ended i was wrong | 24 she/her |

[fairylightsthief]

The phaby being born out of phwedlock is one of the funniest phan lore ever bc like what.. what do u mean none of these things are real and ChatGPT was a part of the announcement

[livelaughlok1]

if they move any further away, they’ll die (or dye everything green)

[fairylightsthief]

Imagine this picture but with the hard launch tramp stamp on Phil…………..

[hereweareinthedark]

[fairylightsthief]

Rewatching the cocktail video and Dan looks so……. So so so gorgeous Jesus FUCK that is a gorgeous man

[girldan-pip]

"i've grown out of nightclubs i like to be able to talk to my friends in a bar and i don't like dancing"

"I do like dancing and getting drunk i don't do it enough i should get out more"

"when are we going?"

[conversationswithablonde]

dan clinging to his emo personality even after evidently becoming way happier is so funny to me. like 'rare photo where dan is smiling', you're literally smiling and laughing in every single podcast bc life is good now wdym

[degenerusssy]

hard monday t shirt idea

[jerkroutine2009]

hashtag MY princess diana

[femboydaniel]

life imitates art (x,x,x)

inspired by this post

[pudumephistophiles]

said Daniel Howell, apparently

[tit-spoilers]

In my ideal world, Phil Lester goes on an episode of Ask Hank Anything, and Dan is just off-camera, so we can hear him laughing or making his incredulous noises from time to time

[fairylightsthief]

Dan says in the last phod he’s not a jealous person

Then proceeds to say “I’m not jealous I’m ENVIOUS”, looks immediately offended that Phil is in love with Hudson Williams and sabotages Phil’s crush by making him call him bro on phantopia Dan Howell u are never beating the jealous allegations my guy

[fairylightsthief]

Waittt why was Phil’s reaction to Dan saying he wants to go to a club more often so softttt the immediate switch in their voices like that was Boyfriends™️ Dan and Phil having a conversation not Male Podcast Hosts™️ Dan and Phil

[fairylightsthief]

Dan bringing up the yt 20 year jacket bc he knew we wouldn’t be as calm about it as Phil’s been DAN HOWELL I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE

[fairylightsthief]

1 minute in we’re talking about fucking the abominable snowman

[danielhowell]

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