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thought my dnp era had ended i was wrong | 24 she/her |

[fairylightsthief]

Dan and Phil could upload a video of them having sloppy style gay sex and it still wouldn’t be as gay as them putting the postal code of the station they met at 16 and a half years ago on their little banner

[tekkno-dnp]

Yeah, Phil. On the bedroom floor.

[automatic-concern]

i knew this picture reminded me of something

[fairylightsthief]

You really love when

I

Your favourite person and partner in life

Am trying to be funny or interesting

Can’t you tell how much Phil loves actively listening to me?

[fairylightsthief]

This is making me so emotional…….. favourite business partner…. I can’t do this 😭

[fairylightsthief]

The phaby being born out of phwedlock is one of the funniest phan lore ever bc like what.. what do u mean none of these things are real and ChatGPT was a part of the announcement

[livelaughlok1]

if they move any further away, they’ll die (or dye everything green)

[fairylightsthief]

Imagine this picture but with the hard launch tramp stamp on Phil…………..

[hereweareinthedark]

[fairylightsthief]

Rewatching the cocktail video and Dan looks so……. So so so gorgeous Jesus FUCK that is a gorgeous man

[girldan-pip]

"i've grown out of nightclubs i like to be able to talk to my friends in a bar and i don't like dancing"

"I do like dancing and getting drunk i don't do it enough i should get out more"

"when are we going?"

[conversationswithablonde]

dan clinging to his emo personality even after evidently becoming way happier is so funny to me. like 'rare photo where dan is smiling', you're literally smiling and laughing in every single podcast bc life is good now wdym

[degenerusssy]

hard monday t shirt idea

[jerkroutine2009]

hashtag MY princess diana

[hardlaunchable]

life imitates art (x,x,x)

inspired by this post

[pudumephistophiles]

said Daniel Howell, apparently

[tit-spoilers]

In my ideal world, Phil Lester goes on an episode of Ask Hank Anything, and Dan is just off-camera, so we can hear him laughing or making his incredulous noises from time to time