[primitivisms]

im in the wrong realm and i think everyone can tell

[podcastwizard]

hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.

[stuckinapril]

I’m not the woman I was a few years ago or even a year ago but I still like to hold her hand and remind her she did her best with what she knew

[bleupoet]

I think it drives men crazy when you’re actually much cooler than them.

[allsadnshit]

I need a "girl who's gonna be okay" moment bad

[djglory]

i just wanna get 10x sexier

[i-am-a-fish]

don't be mean to yourself that's you

[i-am-a-fish]

you live there

[esarity11]

how daniel molloy feels after trying to conduct an accurate interview about vampires, but his subjects are louis de pointe du lack of information, lestat de lyingcourt, armanipulator, and claudead.

[meanbuddhist]

i want freedom i want freedom i want freedom *is granted freedom* noooooo my attachments

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[proteinmom]

i love turning off lights. no need for all that

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[fairycosmos]

do you ever stop and think Wow maybe im projecting

[fairycosmos]

dont they are the problem and youre right about everything

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[petruchio]

im literally always saying this

[nuancecomprehender]

my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry