for the love of god do NOT archive

okay yes huge disclaimer here ALL of these posts are jokes parodying these kinds of takes. another disclaimer that while some tma discourse stems from actual issues and is valid criticism, this is a satire blog that takes those viewpoints to the extreme for comedy purposes. enjoy!

[fake-tma-discourse]

jonny really needs to stop using murder as a plot point in the statements. as someone who has actually been murdered, i find it disgusting that he can't even describe the feeling of death correctly.

I am so sorry that you have to see your experiences portrayed like that

[fake-tma-discourse]

can't believe the most popular ship in this fandom is jonmartin, like hello??? jon was so unredeemably toxic in season 1 and on top of that it's a boss-employee relationship smh, that kind of dynamic being treated as healthy is disgusting 😬

I know, right? I already see red every time I have to hear them interacting on the podcast, I feel like the least we could do is ignore the ship in fan content

[fake-tma-discourse]

the TMA fandom is LITERALLy so toxic dont get me started... have you seen people actually made a FAKE discourse blog??? its literally so petty why would you ADD to the problems people have these days by purposefully causing more stress to specifically a largely queer/neurodivergent fandom??? can u believe ppl smh

people are starting WHAT NOW? that is so toxic why would anyone do that

[fake-tma-discourse]

This has probably been done before but O need to remind everyone that the fact that Martin's "tea" is basically part of his character and it's always mentioned every second feels a lot like overdoing the british stereotype

he deserves to have more characterization than that!!! jonny stop leaning on tired tropes challenge!!!

[fake-tma-discourse]

honestly think it’s kinda gross how alex literally said he uses a slightly higher pitched voice than his usual when he plays martin like uhhhh gay stereotype much?? if he was actually as supportive of queer ppl as he pretends to be, he’d play martin w jared hopworth’s voice but nooo he just has to be a raging homophobe (:

[fake-tma-discourse]

ive never listened 2 an episode of tma b4 n thats why its problematic (my taste is immaculate)

oh so now you’re trying to GUILT TRIP all the people who do listen to tma, huh? that is so ableist, people can’t control their hyperfixations!

[fake-tma-discourse]

I can’t even listen to TMA anymore knowing how many of the VAs were in a band meant to demonize prosthetics it’s disgusting

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tbh i wasnt gonna say anything BUT imo it's really creepy & weird that people ship jon & martin ? like alex j. newall has literally said that he relates to martin heavily and jonny and jon share a name but like ://// this fandom loves to ignore rpf undertones ://///

god yeah, not to mention on top of that alex has said that martin is emotionally an eighteen year old, making it not just weird rpf but weird rpf with age gap undertones

[fake-tma-discourse]

#and thats not even touching on the issue of normalising so toxic because for homophobia and cancellation to discourse what how then to as 😤 (via @trve​) 

I couldn’t have said it better myself!

[fake-tma-discourse]

in the episode where georgie mentions going to a hungarian restaurant jon asks if she's going on a date just to eat some shopska salad but SHOPSKA SALAD IS NOT HUNGARIAN FOOD!! it's bulgarian!4!! and as a hungarian i am outraged, do ur research jonny jfc >:c

that is so fucked up jesus christ

[fake-tma-discourse]

Ngl, the fact they encouraged eye gouging is kinda ableist if you ask me

they are LITERALLY encouraging vulnerable, neurodivergent, underage fans into talking their eyes out with library awls

[fake-tma-discourse]

Jon killing Helen when she was just trying to defend herself seems kinda uhh problematic. What is it with Jonny killing off strong female characters for no reason smh!

don’t you know he has to punish any woman who stands up for herself?

[fake-tma-discourse]

tbh i wasnt gonna say anything BUT imo it's really creepy & weird that people ship jon & martin ? like alex j. newall has literally said that he relates to martin heavily and jonny and jon share a name but like ://// this fandom loves to ignore rpf undertones ://///

god yeah, not to mention on top of that alex has said that martin is emotionally an eighteen year old, making it not just weird rpf but weird rpf with age gap undertones

[fake-tma-discourse]

the whole concept of avatars is pretty fucked up tbh if you think about how you have to die before you can become one. like, jude and mike crew licherally killed themselves??? tbh tbh tbh just looks like suicide baiting to me

[fake-tma-discourse]

Okay I was really hesitant to talk about this but tbh it’s honestly disgusting how much that “Big Boy Man” audio gets praised in the fandom when it’s CLEARLY Elias fatshaming Peter. That line about how Peter is stinky? That so obviously implies that plus sized people have poor personal hygiene but I guess tma fans aren’t ready to talk about how messed up that is yet  🙄. 

Everyone should reblog this actually 😶

[fake-tma-discourse]

(Out of character question) Can you name the blogs from that alignment chart? I can't tell what they are just from their icons and I'm craving more funny tma blogs to follow

oops it’s been a hot minute since I got this, my apologies, but the alignment chart by @lordofporridge contains the following blogs:

the-magnus-archives-wiki as lawful good

archivistbot as true neutral

shittyavatarideas as chaotic neutral

straighttma as lawful evil

and ~me~ as chaotic evil

[fake-tma-discourse]

Wait is that’s screenshot of Jonny’s tweet about kins real? Sorry I’m neurodivergent, not good with social cues. I know you said it was a joke, but I didn’t know if the whole thing was or not.

that screenshot was real, and the full thing was:

[ID: a tweet with the icon and handle redacted that reads, “@jonnywaistcoat hiiiiiiiiiiiiii :3 whats the kinlist sir!!<3″ followed by a reply from jonny sims that reads “I don’t kin anything I’m 32” end ID]

though he has since deleted that reply as people were harassing the person who asked him

[fake-tma-discourse]

i just think it's problematic that the main antagonist who LITERALLY ended the world is kinniecoded :///

jonny sims why do you hate kinnes so much? not to mention the

[ID: screenshot of a tweet from twitter user jonnywaistcoat, “The Eponymous Jonny.” the tweet reads, “I don’t kin anything I’m 32.” end ID.]

incident :/