God i wish tomorrow wasn't another day

Im the rainbow dictator of melfest(at least until 2021), i love esc and im Gay/Loic-romantic, the earth is flat, why am i alive

[fakechristerbjorkman]

i beat my björk

excuse me??? who are you and what are you doing in my house??

[fakebenjaminingrosso]

happy new year everyone 🎉 i’m having a party so if anyone wants to join then feel free to~

[fakefermanakgul]

I was onboard the moment you said ‘party’.

[fakebenjaminingrosso]

ah awesome bror :)

[fakefermanakgul]

It is :D

[fakebenjaminingrosso]

yeeesss :D it’s time for a drink i think :)

[fakefermanakgul]

It is indeed *pulls out a beer*

[fakebenjaminingrosso]

*grabs a beer* i think tonight might actually be pretty good :)

[fakefermanakgul]

It will :D

[fakebenjaminingrosso]

yyeeesss :D i thhink i miight bbe a liittle drunkk alreadyy

[fakefermanakgul]

Mee toooo:)))

[fakechristerbjorkman]

*pulls out gun*

[fakebenjaminingrosso]

happy new year everyone 🎉 i’m having a party so if anyone wants to join then feel free to~

[fakeericsaade]

That sounds like fun….

[fakebenjaminingrosso]

of course it will be älskling 💖

[fakeericsaade]

Is it alright if I join…?

[fakebenjaminingrosso]

yeah of course 💖💕

[fakeericsaade]

O-okay…

[fakechristerbjorkman]

*pulls out gun*

[fakebenjaminingrosso]

happy new year everyone 🎉 i’m having a party so if anyone wants to join then feel free to~

[fakefermanakgul]

I was onboard the moment you said ‘party’.

[fakebenjaminingrosso]

ah awesome bror :)

[fakefermanakgul]

It is :D

[fakebenjaminingrosso]

yeeesss :D it’s time for a drink i think :)

[fakechristerbjorkman]

Im gay *suddenly gets run over by car and nearly dies*

[fakechristerbjorkman]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH-Ferman

Why are you screaming? You ok my man?

[fakechristerbjorkman]

*pokes*-Eric

Hewwo? Sorry i’ve been asleep for 58934578 years since noone woke me up

[fakechristerbjorkman]

Hello?

Hewwo?

[fakechristerbjorkman]

Who else is gay on this fine Wednesday afternoon?

[fake-luisa-sobral]

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[fakechristerbjorkman]

Hmmm, are they fresh?

[fake-luisa-sobral]

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[fakechristerbjorkman]

Fuck i only have 9 swedish kronas on me rn

[fake-luisa-sobral]

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[fakechristerbjorkman]

Hmmm, are they fresh?

[fakechristerbjorkman]

Hej yall, i woke up after being asleep for 34823948 days to leakvision the winner of esc 2019 

Jon Ola Sand tried to stop me, but he cant tell me what to do so here is winner of the eurovision song contest 2019 leaked

[fakemelovin]

YOU FOOL.

YOU COWARD.

DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE UNLEASHED?!

[fakechristerbjorkman]

And what would that be?

[fakechristerbjorkman]

Hej yall, i woke up after being asleep for 34823948 days to leakvision the winner of esc 2019 

Jon Ola Sand tried to stop me, but he cant tell me what to do so here is winner of the eurovision song contest 2019 leaked

[fakechristerbjorkman]

Hi

Hej!

[fakeyagmursarigul]

Is there something going on with Benji and Eric?

[fakefermanakgul]

@fakebenjaminingrosso Is there something going on with you and Eric?

[fakebenjaminingrosso]

i… don’t know… he just… ran away…

[fakeyagmursarigul]

What’s wrong with him..?

[fakebenjaminingrosso]

i have no idea…

[fakeyagmursarigul]

That’s odd…..

[fakechristerbjorkman]

Damn he didnt say anything to you?

[userboxer]

[beesnutz]

i guess this is a good time to remind you all that salvador sobral isnt real

[fakenettabarzilai]

SAY THAT TO MY FACE

[fakechristerbjorkman]

I’d say go off Netta, but none of us are real..

[fakeyagmursarigul]

What is going on????

[fakerasmussen-deactivated201807]

eric and banjo got drunk and did The Sex™

[fakeyagmursarigul]

WHHAAATTT???!!!!!

[fake-gianluca-ginoble]

Swedes are wild man …. Swedes are wild

[fakerasmussen-deactivated201807]

it’s the power of the north

[fake-gianluca-ginoble]

Power of the south too tho Benji is half Italian

[fakerasmussen-deactivated201807]

fine.. power of the south too

[fakefermanakgul]

Guys I asked benji/banjo if he’s okay…….

[fakechristerbjorkman]

Oh damn, hhh why am i asleep when something interesting happens

[fakefermanakgul]

Guess you need to sleep less…..

[fakechristerbjorkman]

Well maybe, but it’s not my fault that noone wakes me up