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[fakedeeprabbit]

33. /Mr.Spider\

I wake up in the morning, and so does Mr.Spider, sitting in the corner, does he know that I belied her? I go to bed, and so does Mr.Spider, sitting in his corner, does he know where I hide her?

I wake up in the morning, but where is Mr.Spider? I scratch my head, the door bell rings, fuck it’s officer Schneider.

You are a snitch, Mr.Spider.

[fakedeeprabbit]

32. .ten stars.

When I saw the eight big stars falling from the sky, I did not feel the need to cry, or ask him why.

When I saw the ninth star fall, I did not feel the need to end it all, or attend to the last big ball.

It was only when the tenth star fell, that I could tell, we were all going to hell.

[futilereality]

I am noodles.

[fakedeeprabbit]

31. /snoozy snow\

As I hear the snow crunch under my feet, I feel the sudden urge to go back and sleep, Go all the way back with my map, holding onto my snowy hat. But I have to keep moving, the crunching sounds kind of soothing, as I stumble over my cat. Wait I am not in my flat, that was not my cat, I am not wearing a hat, I never had a map. Suddenly my feet feel warm, the heat crawling up into my arms, I lay down, forgetting to set an alarm, as I lay down and fall asleep.

[fakedeeprabbit]

30. ***snowflakes***

When I see the many tiny snowflakes fall, I have to drive to the next great mall, I push the gas, I do the maths, And when I arrive at the great great mall, I easily break through the wall. "Where are they?" I ask as I stand tall, In the middle of the big great mall. "What do you mean 'they'?" They ask when they hear me call, hiding behind each other in the mall. And then without further words, then I shoot them all.

[fakedeeprabbit]

29. ]u r a dead bass[

Well, hello asymmetrical face, are you another fellow of the human race?

dark circles and pale blemished skin, look, make-up bottles in your dustbin.

Stand up you fishy piece of ass, don’t lie around like a dead bass, you stupid whiny little cunt, why don’t we roll ourselves a big fat blunt?

[fakedeeprabbit]

28. {relentless}

Yesterday I woke up, feeling like a useless blob. My eyes burned, as did my brain, as my ears listened to the pelting rain. I couldn't stop, wait no I could, I looked at my clock, knowing that I should... today I woke up.

[fakedeeprabbit]

27. ☆Annie☆

I am talking to Annie, I find it uncanny, she slept with the nanny! This girl is a savage, she never gets banished, yo, how does she manage? I said: what about little Danny? Was he with Granny when you hit the fanny? She answered: "yeah I'm not damaged, they were cooking cabbage while discussing the parish."

[fakedeeprabbit]

26. °This sucks°

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, I punched a grown man in the knee, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, He threw me into the fucking sea, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z, sharks are attracted by my nose bleed.

[fakedeeprabbit]

25. #well shit#

Black and white the world had seemed to be, Black and white and just a few shades of grey to see, Now I notice that there is no black and white, and this realisation is like dynamite. Dynamite for my head, fuck all of this, I'll stay in bed.

[fakedeeprabbit]

24. +The pearl+

When I was a little girl, nah, that doesn't start off well, let's just say that I once stole a pearl, using not a single brain cell. I shoved the pearl up my ass, using a three day old bass, no one ever noticed my offence, as I escaped, climbing over a fence.

[fakedeeprabbit]

23. #Bird#

A bird flew into my room, so confused, it felt doomed, It flew in circles, didn't know where to go, then it hit my window. Beforehand, however, it shat on my bed, this stupid piece of shit, I stopped being sad, sat down and made a fancy hat out of it.

[fakedeeprabbit]

22 .Bread.

A piece of bread How fucking rad! This bread is dead? Or is it mad? I don't know ask your dad. But this bread! What is it, you asshat? It's as hot as Chris Pratt! Shut the fuck up, that rhyme was bad! … Oh, come on, don't tell me that made you sad. I just really like bread. I wish you were dead.

[fakedeeprabbit]

21 !FISH!

There is a blue fish in my kitchen sink,  He calls me names and screams at me, And last time I checked all he did is blink. But fish have no eye lids you see? So how did he blink? Are you sure that he didn't just wink? A flirtatious mate of the sea? I don't dare to open the drain hole, What if he is a friend who winks? No, my pal, he is an asshole. the only thing he does is stink.

[fakedeeprabbit]

20 € pink €

I am sitting here sippin on a pair of scissors, chilling out with some fancy ass lizards. I know that these good people will have my back, one just gave me a sour fruity snack. I don't know who pissed in the sink, but I know that the pill had a nice shade of pink!

[fakedeeprabbit]

19 + Dollar pls +

If I had a dollar each time I was shot, baby you would find me hot. On the contrary I'm just laying in the mud, not receiving a penny to exchange my rugs. Each time another bullet strikes me, I cannot stay quiet I have to scream, you, however, remain silent, since you are the one who causes the violence. This is nothing but a poetic metaphor, but this doesn't change the fact that you my friend you are a fucking whore.

[fakedeeprabbit]

18 % ten? wtf %

Ten years ago I met your ass, and lemme tell you it was a blast! Now however you forgot me, you know, whatever man, sheesh.