I also have a bridge to sell you

Many people apparently can't distinguish a purposefully distorted body painted by a 20th century master, and a fake drawn in crayon by a con artist.

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https://www.liveauctioneers.com/item/42822798_egon-schiele

This certainly has a Schiele-esque feel to it, but obviously still too good to be true. A completed watercolor by Schiele with an estimate of $2,500? Seems fishy. 

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Schiele’s favorite model, Amy “Long Arms” McKinley, could slap disrespectful men standing 3 meters away. Unfortunately her body never adapted so her hands were constantly blue due to low blood flow.

Buy it now for $80, frame not included.

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“I’m so happy my butt is running away.”

Anatomy masterpiece for $125

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I for one always carry a giant fish wrapped in a wool scarf when I’m naked.

Wonderfully imaginative for $50

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Squiggly lines on eggshell background.

Being sold for $51 although it’s highly likely the buyer and seller are the same person, trying to achieve a better ebay ranking.

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Naked inhabitant of the Capitol? Schiele truly was ahead of his time.

This museum piece could be your for $119

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From Egon Schiele’s emo period.

A bargain for only $18!

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“This comforter, I like it.”

Don’t miss it for £9.99

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€29.90 + €10 shipping

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$50 + $10 shipping

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$9.99 + $15

Already one bid!

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$59 + $14 shipping

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$50 + $18 shipping

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Not sure if Schiele reproduction.

Or Little Mermaid fanart.

Comes with its frame for 55 euros.

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ART.

Who wouldn't want to hang that in their living room, especially when it only costs 55EUR?

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WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON HERE. IS SOMETHING EATING THIS WOMAN ALIVE? WHERE DID HER ARMS GO. WHY IS SHE SMILING OH GOD.

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For once a not completely terrible copy sold properly, ie as a reproduction.

Give the seller a big hand!