I Am No More

tired, tried, and true.

[melancholicaesthetic]

coco baby you have got to stop stressing and blackmailing your grandpapa 😭😭

he loves you very much 🥹🥹😭😭

[falling-star-cygnus]

yeah, yk, Qifrey being a leash kid isn't surprising in the slightest ↓ you just know he had Beldaruit STRESSED 25/8 too, like- you take your eyes off this little shit for a SECOND and suddenly he's off drowning somewhere

[rabbithvn]

is that even a comfy sleeping position…

[nunaco]

he’s such a silly goose and then he locks in and I’m reminded of his title

[bringina]

shoutout to this anime-only extended scene. the animators really be finding any possible space where they could add more brushbuddy shenanigans and they are so correct for it

[letsdontdie]

Put them in less stressful situations!!

[emkini]

the orufrey centaur saga continues, feat. qiflings and also Euini

(Note that referenced horse breeds are more about vibes than rigid categorization lol)

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

[robotsorcerer]

father's survival lessons collaboration with @grimmgromm ✨

[letseyx]

Jake & Nog + their fathers

[gameguy20100]

Nigel Farage: I won!

UK: Yeah. In a by election you called purely to stroke your own ego, where every other party refused to participate. The only other candidate was a satirical comedian who wears a bin on his head. And he still got about a third of the votes, and yet you still refused to show up to the announcement

Farage: But I won!

UK: Yeah, you won. Your prize is, we're still going to continue that investigation into the suspicious amount of money you were bribed with. You utter twat.

[gallusrostromegalus]

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

[starathsbunker]

#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus

I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious

[gallusrostromegalus]

A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)

Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.

[cm8x-insanity]

I couldn't get these two and their dynamic out of my head, @gallusrostromegalus I doodled them (guessed on their collars)

[gallusrostromegalus]

OH MY GOD MY CATS HAVE FANART

[magic-the-girlbossing]

Nigel Farage 'unaware Parliamentary investigation would restart' after by-election - report

As it turns out, Nigel Farage might have wasted most of his summer by spending it fighting with a man wearing a bin on his bonce.

endlessly amused that Farage seems to think he's a Magic: The Gathering card

[magic-the-girlbossing]

blunder of the century: Farage plays Ephemerate into non-targeted removal

[vaguely-concerned]

the widespread idea/meme that qifrey and olruggio are living in two different genres where qifrey thinks he's living a greek tragedy and olruggio thinks he is living in a slice of life BL manga is of course very funny, however that is to me a misrepresentation of olly's perspective specifically. I think olruggio thinks he's living in a slightly depressing piece of nordic social realism cinema about how life will never be quite what you wanted it to be and all you can do is get to terms with that as best you can and then either way one day you'll at least die

[pocketss]

the girls...

[pocketss]

a sluge 😔

[fangshazzard]

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

[pterygoidwalk]

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