[toasty-cowboy]

March has some fucking nerve showing it’s face around here again

[toasty-cowboy]

Everyone in the tags:

[deathscythes]

rip prince philip you were so zombiecore bestie 💔

[fakemochi]

I’m. It’s 4:40 am.I got home from clubbing 2 hours ago. I’m reading a lord of the rings fan fiction drunk and crying.

[dorfs]

[joshpeck]

i should've listened

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

did u know: according to scientists, in October the mitochondria turns into the frightochondria and becomes the haunted house of the cell

[randomish-things]

This should not have made me laugh

[jewishdragon]

As a scientist I can confirm

[ginocchie]

as a child i was always amazed by how fast adults could chop onions and then before you know it you’re chopping onions very fast and that’s it that’s life

[miss-perkey]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Pets love eating meat flavored cereal with no milk

[305xdisaster-deactivated2021102]

Dog food doesn't taste like meat tbh

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

its not for you king

[kaijuno]

[pepsiprincesa]

[queernuck]

as the french say, merci goku

[pleatedjeans]

[plumslices]

Can we have a day without like.....information

[clancyycat]

[lmaonade]

How can I sleep when I can hear my pussy fizzing

for the love of god stop sending me this

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