Bored

[the-feeeling-is-mutual]

Hozier singing Cosmic Love by Florence + The Machine

[thick-skull89]

A compilation cause I’m feeling good and I love him.

[bonjour-manger-bitte]

If there’s a fetish there’s a totally spies episode dedicated to it

[bibliofilariidae]

sorry but what in the FUCK are you talking about and why is this the first thing on my dash

[bonjour-manger-bitte]

[oglach-uisce]

[hexlibrisofficial]

[britneyonepilots]

[lichtenstrange]

#i used to think reactions like this were ridiculous #now they’re normal

[knowing]

[angelicgif]

breaking dawn book!bella is SO FUCKING FUNNY she just wants to Fuck !!!!! like she gets married so they can fuck! she literally begs edward (who cries for a week after they have sex for the first time its literally Canon) will let them have sex again!!! shes legit abt to die bc shes CARRYING A HUMAN VAMPIRE HYBRID and is still thinkin abt boning !!!!!!!!!!! then the second shes a vampire and she sees edward shes like ‘so….. we fuckin now right?’ and everyones like ‘bella ????????????????????? go drink some blood u dumb bitch?’ like Yes technically she has like really good self control for a newborn but thats just bc her special vampire power is being really fuckin horny for edward ://///// 

[watcherscrown]

That’s just the Mormon courtship experience

[demetris-left-shoe]

this is the funniest addition to this post

[younghollywoodcelebs]

Lizzo - 2019 MTV Video Music Awards

[knowing]

[its-arrested-development]

[nuggetsrus]

my life

[abigalihobbs]

[ladepanda]

Reasons why I like tumblr

1. None of my family is on here

[keep-chasing-rainbows-deactivat]

2. Barely anyone in my life knows the website even exists.

[celestialdeth]

3. employers won’t ask for my tumblr handle

[obiwan-kenobabe]

4. Can post into the void and no one will read it

[techhermeticism-deactivated2019]

hoes mad

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[supercomms]

[atheistj]

All these men showing up to the Met Gala in boring suits 

[lavendersw]

Darren Criss - Met Gala 2019

[telumendill]

this is the moment that sent me to heaven :-)