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࿐࿔* ☾ mia · she/her · twenties · mndi. ࿐ masterlist · ao3

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hotel california | joel miller

pairing: joel miller x f!reader

warnings: smut (18+, mndi!) specific warnings will be listed for each chapter. no outbreak!au. age gap (reader is in her late twenties, joel is in his early forties). no use of y/n. taking liberties with the timeline. sarah is still alive and in college. no ellie. angst galore! slow burn. joel is a grump. reader has her own issues and is sort of a drifter. alcohol and drug consumption. dual pov.

joel miller was less than thrilled when his daughter decided to attend college a thousand miles away, until he stumbled upon his own personal oasis nestled in the sprawl of the california desert — a refuge for the broken hearted, a place where lost souls go.

i. ON A DARK DESERT HIGHWAY.

ii. SWEET SUMMER SWEAT.

BONUS

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[lady-bess]

JESUS HAVE A DAY OFF PEDRO I CAN'T TAKE IT

[fakeplasticlovers]

hotel california | joel miller

pairing: joel miller x f!reader

warnings: smut (18+, mndi!) specific warnings will be listed for each chapter. no outbreak!au. age gap (reader is in her late twenties, joel is in his early forties). no use of y/n. taking liberties with the timeline. sarah is still alive and in college. no ellie. angst galore! slow burn. joel is a grump. reader has her own issues and is sort of a drifter. alcohol and drug consumption. dual pov.

joel miller was less than thrilled when his daughter decided to attend college a thousand miles away, until he stumbled upon his own personal oasis nestled in the sprawl of the california desert — a refuge for the broken hearted, a place where lost souls go.

i. ON A DARK DESERT HIGHWAY.

ii. SWEET SUMMER SWEAT.

BONUS

pinterest. read on ao3.

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i know its been a year but would anyone read a part 3 to this...

[gothcsz]

♰ 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐅𝐀𝐑𝐄. A JAVIER PEÑA FIC. ♰

PAIRING: Javier Peña x Original Female Character [Paloma Leighton]

SUMMARY: After being reassigned from Colombia to a small town in rural Texas, former DEA agent Javier Peña takes on the role of Deputy Sheriff to tackle a series of mysterious murders plaguing the community. As rumors swirl about a sacrilegious group lurking in the shadows, tension mounts among the townsfolk. Amidst the chaos, Javier finds himself drawn to Paloma, the sheriff’s daughter, who captivates him wholly. As Javier delves deeper into the investigation, he becomes increasingly entangled in the complexities of the case and his relationship with her. Inspired by Ethel Cain’s album ‘Preacher’s Daughter,’ Navigate through a web of deceit and intrigue, uncovering shocking truths about the town and its inhabitants.

RATING: E. Religious Horror!AU. Thriller!AU. 18+ Mature topics such as sex, drugs, murder, the occult, religion, cannibalism and other triggering matters will be explored in this body of work. More specific tags will be listed on chapter posts.

DISCLAIMER/WARNINGS: The Javier Peña referenced in this body of work is solely based off of the character that appears in Netflix’s Narcos and not the actual person. Very canon divergent and I will tweak things as I see fit to compliment the narrative of this story. While efforts have been made to be accurate in terms of canon timeline, a lot of details will be fictionalized, including the usage of the song(s) that Paloma will perform throughout the story.

BANNER CREDIT: @asmodeus-psd

𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐎𝐔𝐒.

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main playlist [ ambiance playlist ] [ playlist by dolleyez on ao3 ]

chapter moodboards

video edit by @dontlookatme121

my fancast

#thoroughfare vibes

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓. (𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐃)

♰ indicates smut cw

prologue

chapter one

chapter two

chapter three ♰

chapter four

chapter five

chapter six

chapter seven

chapter eight ♰

chapter nine ♰

chapter ten

chapter eleven ♰

chapter twelve ♰

chapter thirteen

chapter fourteen

chapter fifteen

chapter sixteen ♰

chapter seventeen ♰

chapter eighteen ♰

interlude ♰

chapter nineteen ♰

chapter twenty

chapter twenty-one

chapter twenty-two

chapter twenty-three

chapter twenty-four

epilogue ♰

[a7estrellas]

PEDRO PASCAL The Puppy Interview | Buzzfeed

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Pedro attending the SS26 Chanel show

[a7estrellas]

PEDRO PASCAL as Javier Peña in Narcos Season

ph. Juan Pablo Gutiérrez B.

[holbrk]

if not puppy dawg eye'd, why so puppy dawg eye'd shaped?

[holbrk]

Pedro Pascal as Ted Garcia Eddington (2025) dir. Ari Aster

[biscuitsofsorcery]

[ ★ PEDRO PASCAL as REED RICHARDS ★ ]

The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025)

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just saw f4....

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You asked sooooo YES I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO READ ANOTHER PART OF HOTEL CALIFORNIA!!!! Please and thank you :))

OKAY GIRL!!!

[pascalxp]

i will never be immune to his dirty talking

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hotel california | joel miller

pairing: joel miller x f!reader

warnings: smut (18+, mndi!) specific warnings will be listed for each chapter. no outbreak!au. age gap (reader is in her late twenties, joel is in his early forties). no use of y/n. taking liberties with the timeline. sarah is still alive and in college. no ellie. angst galore! slow burn. joel is a grump. reader has her own issues and is sort of a drifter. alcohol and drug consumption. dual pov.

joel miller was less than thrilled when his daughter decided to attend college a thousand miles away, until he stumbled upon his own personal oasis nestled in the sprawl of the california desert — a refuge for the broken hearted, a place where lost souls go.

i. ON A DARK DESERT HIGHWAY.

ii. SWEET SUMMER SWEAT.

BONUS

pinterest. read on ao3.

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PEDRO PASCAL FOUR TIME EMMY NOMINEE

[cupofzo]

Cover Boy.