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Saph. More or less just an RT/AH/FH shippy blog. My inbox is always open to messages/heacanons/what have you. Requests are welcome.

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alright, it’s gotta stop.  the shiphaus tag is for shipping the members of funhaus with each other. these reader/member fics need to make their own damn tag

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Blacklist them or get over it. It's about funhaus shipping; they have as much right as anyone.

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Do you have any Lawrence/Matt sbgc headcanons?

http://joelingunnars.tumblr.com/post/146969786855/do-you-have-any-lawrencematt-sbgc-headcanons-gotAnswered over at my new blog! Thanks Anon!! Hope these are to your liking!

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100 Kinks (NSFW)

I’ve seen a lot of these around but I wanted to make like a super challenge. Some of these will have been seen before in other challenges. You can add or change kinks, change the order, do one pairing or a few. Interpret this in whatever way you want. Some of the things on here you might not have heard of so there will be a link attached to it to explain what it is. If you post your art/writing/ect on here, please tag it as 100kinks so I can see what you guys come up with. Enjoy! Here is the list of explained ones but they the link will also be next to the kink. (X)

Kissing

Discovering boundaries (making rules ect)

On the sofa

Masturbation

Bodily fluids

Oral sex

Something new

Romantic evening

First time

Blindfolds

No speaking (only using body language)

Sex game (e.g. first to come loses)

One catches the other Masturbating

Sex toys

Surprise sex

Dry humping

Teasing

Opposite sex (e.g. change who gives and receives)

Almost getting caught

Break up/make up sex

Clubbing (as in night club, unless you’re really kinky)

Spanking

Dirty talk

Rimming

Correcting each other’s technique

Not usual clothing/dress up

Inappropriate location

Gags

In the bath/shower

Phone sex

Fully clothed

Skype/web cam sex

Morning sex

Voyeurism

Public/semi public sex

Against the wall

Pain/sensation play

Medical play

Creative sexual positions

Cross-dressing

Spontaneous sex

Double penetration

Bad sex/goes wrong

Casual sex

Pushing boundaries (comfort zone, maybe like a sequel to 2.)

Unique to the pairing

Bondage

I love you

Chair sex

Loud sex/knowing someone can hear

Telling each other a kink and doing them

Fisting

Mirror

Writing a smut fic to each other and reading it to them

In a really dirty place (like a public toilet)

Food

A third person watches them

Sensory deprivation

Leather and metal

Breath play

Dom/sub

Comfort sex

Getting caught

Explaining their relationship to someone who didn’t know

Fight sex

Outdoors

Threesome/group sex

Filming themselves

Involving a hooker (prostitute)

After an injury

Hot and cold play

No foreplay

Spider walking

In/by a Swimming pool

Inventing a secret sex language to use in public

Smutty/sloppy/dirty sex

Sex toys (extreme)

Birthday surprise

Calming the others anger (with sex)

Sex machine

Drunk

Humiliation kink

Quickies

Needy, clingy sex

Wake up In the middle of the night and have sex (then go back to sleep)

Really rough, shove-y  sex

No pain, just pleasure

Sex marathon

On a plane

Bizarre kink

In the dark (with or without torch)

By the fire

Christmas

Silly giggly sex

Plugs

While one of them is on the phone

The others birthday

Restrained sex (not necessarily bondage)

Tantric sex

Repeating their favourite kink

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sbgc into fakehaus though. these kids put through hell continuing the cycle of violence.

Lawrence who knows how to cut deep enough to hurt, but shallow enough not to kill

Joel whose victims cry out for mercy, beg him to stop, and he just laughs and tells them, “Screaming doesn’t help. Trust me.”

Sean who knows that everything is a weapon. Even without his switchblade, he knows that even the most innocent everyday items can be used to hurt others.

Adam “Cry Baby” Kovic who’s all out of tears. Who shoots someone who spreads rumors about his crew and ignores the family photo he comes across while picking their wallet. Pain is inevitable. Death is the natural consequences of life. Everybody he loves will disappear someday no matter how hard he tries, so why bother caring?

Bruce who doesn’t need a weapon. Who doesn’t dare voice the dark satisfaction he gets from stomping on someone’s arm and hearing it break or throwing someone against a wall and hearing their head crack before they go still. Who wonders quietly if Sean’s stepdad, if Joel’s dad, felt the same when they hurt their sons. Who touches his boys with blood on his hands and feels like a wolf in sheep’s clothing when they lean into his touch.

Matt who has more kills than any of his boys know. Who remembers the names of every officer he shoots. Who prefers to kill from a distance. Who panics and freezes when one day a cop, an old co-worker of his dad’s, backs him into a corner and gasps. “K2?” Who can’t move until the officer’s radio alerts him to one of his boys getting shot. Who spends the next week with his mouth sealed shut, haunted by the sight of life leaving familiar eyes.

James who plays fast and loose. Who laughs when people see the cross around his neck and try to appeal to his faith. He and Lawrence correct them, James reciting from memory all the verses of God visiting his wrath on man while Lawrence slowly tears them apart.

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やめて ; ruvic

(lawrence has an idea and adam gets roped into it)

I can finally put my knowledge of Japanese porn to use, hallelujah. This is what I like to call, a parody of dub-con porn, so, its written as dub-con but it’s 100% consensual. Legit though this reads like dub-con/sorta non-con at first so if that’s not your thing please don’t read it, alright?

s/o to the title meaning stop, aka it’s what those girlies always say in het jporn im so funny hahaha

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Meg saying Fah Habah should not have the effect it has on me.

[supticnarration]

matt peake in every AU especially fakehaus has heelys and wears them everywhere sorry I don’t make the rules

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Matt Peake Wearing heelys as he hold a shot gun and a duffle and just makes his way to the bank vault. Has Lawrence carry him down the stairs. 

Matt Peake wanting to heely down the highway ramp away from the cops. 

Matt Peake slowly heelying behind Adam’s wet bar slowly, backwards, pouring a rainbow drink for them all after a successful heist. 

Matt Peake billing the LSPD offices for a new pair of heelys because he got blood on the last custom pair. 

The LSPD can’t understand why shoes cost $260. They understand when the heelys light up in the night as Matt Peake heelys away from a 7-11 with a slurpee and a bag of candy paid for on the LSPD’s tab. 

[sauceman-chorizo]

draw collar or ryan or maybe both at the same time

… You did say “Collar” and “Ryan” right??

Or was it a typo?? 

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“i was gonna say force her”

BRUCE PLEASE

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so, joel sending james nudes while hes at work

this is good. but also i wrote it as if joel’s still at fh so. u kno. thank u for the prompt <3

rubillems. nsfw. 1.1k.

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Dumb middle of the night ideas.

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Some more Hauscats inspired by last week’s On The Spot.

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grimmartworks:

A crossover of Adam Kovic and http://bit.ly/1T0hpAx that absolutely nobody asked for

But fuck ghost beards, man

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Heyninja GTA Mood Board

Awareness returns like a slap in the face–mainly, Joel realizes, because he’s been slapped. In the face.

“Mother fucker,” he rasps, because it’s a good place to start, then, “Who slaps people? Who fuckin, who ties people to chairs?”

Silence would almost be preferable to the familiar snort, the quiet, “Don’t be a baby,” that even now is just shy of fond.

“You shot me,” Joel points out. He doesn’t sound petulant, definitely doesn’t sound betrayed.

“You told me you were an accountant.”

Joel’s drawing a breath to insist that this is, technically, true when his accuser steps into the light. 

“Fuck,” Joel mumbles when he sees the telltale balaclava. It’s still as good place a to start as any. “Oh, fuck me.”

“I have,” Los Santos’ most wanted says, a twist in his lips. “And now we’re both screwed.”

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someone talk to me about shiphaus sugar daddies (+/- other RT employees/associates)

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Bruce and James as Spoole’s

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Sugar baby Spoole is so important

They buy him the newest games and consoles even though he spends 99% of his time playing a couple mobas and free indie games on his PC.

James loves to take him on flights. They renew their membership to the mile high club monthly. James just generally promising Spoole shit in exchange for Spoole humoring his exhibitionism, 

Bruce putting the daddy in sugar daddy. He does practical stuff like buy Spoole a car and pay off his student loans and set him up with insurance and dumb stuff like that. He also buys Spoole a variety of collars. For reasons.

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someone talk to me about shiphaus sugar daddies (+/- other RT employees/associates)