it's always me and cody

fic writer for candyland. reputable historian for cody rhodes and randy orton.

[randyortonofficial]

summary of tonight's smackdown

[typhlonectes]

[randyortonofficial]

i just got approved for a FULL facial balancing with fillers for FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOLE NEW ME!!

[teaboot]

“Do you ship...” Buddy I will ship almost anything if I think about it too long. I love love and situations

[sluttynurse]

do you think there are people out there rn going "i miss somethingawful" "remember collegehumor?" "cracked used to be so good"

[stylecouncil]

[sikoi]

me looking up the definition of a word i totally know the meaning of i just have to make sure it didn’t change for some reason or i made it up

[alyssathestormwitch]

[dollmaycry]

[lavosse]

it's crazy how you can read a book series/watch a show/consume media that changes the whole shape of your whole brain forever and then you have to go out in the world and be normal and tell no one. but you're different. you've been multiplied by one and you look the same but a process has occurred

[randyortonofficial]

“this is _____slop” have you considered having an original thought

[randyortonofficial]

step one of trying to accessorize my girlypop bags with my hyperfixations to signal that i am a Fandomgoer

[randyortonofficial]

when youre younger you think content creators and youtubers and streamers are so HECKIN cool but then you get older and realize the majority of them are pathetic weirdos who are faker than hell

[eggdrawsthings]

some kind of sugar daddy AU maybe idk 🥴🥴🥴

[blorbocedes]

something about hard times breeding better men 😳

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

rpf isn’t enough i need a sex tape

[unalivejournal]

always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed

[randyortonofficial]

i love being platinum blonde and getting spray tans and am also looking into getting subtle lip filler but i feel like my appearance could possibly alienate people i wanna be friends with because i don’t give the impression of someone who’s an introverted autistic fandom degenerate so im stuck in this weird position where i look like a “normie” but cant maintain friendships with them because im too weird and then alternative people see me and don’t think im someone they could relate to