The wondrous time

[awwww-cute]

Lazy record store employee

[ofstarsandsmoke]

nonsense give him a raise

[netlfix]

[mensrightshotline]

[paticmak]

[noctea]

My favorite self care tip is to pretend you’re a demon inhabiting a humans body and you gotta look after it, treat it right, cause these things are weak af man and you gotta protect your host

[vistale]

[cherryberryann]

[fuyupersimmons]

description of me: incredibly average at everything, except math, where i am in fact, below average

[20aliens-deactivated20200625]

[black-treecle]

[traderjoesbitch]

[just-shower-thoughts]

I’m intelligent enough to realise that I’m not very intelligent at all.

[otpdisaster]

Person B, the tall one in the relationship, holding objects high above their head just to watch a short Person A try to jump for it. 

[tawghasa]

Person A kicking Person B in the shins to make them drop the thing.

Person A launching themselves off furniture to get the thing from Person B.

Person A waiting until Person B is asleep, then standing on the bed and pouring a cup of cold water on them from a great height while yelling “WHO’S THE TALL ONE NOW, FUCKER”

[nihilnovisubsole]

[paladinodanse-deactivated201708]

Hawke: “Good morning Prince Charming”

Fenris: “[laughs] Stop it! Your beard tickles, Hawke”

Hawke: “[chuckles] Make me!.. Happy name day Fenris.”

[ace-anonymous]

[ouroridae]