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hotdadcalendar-blog

true as hell

dogpuppy

the-meme-monarch

happy hallowing you can take TWO pieces

elodieunderglass

i don't WANT to drink water I WANT a bard to draft a eulogy for me to criticise!!!!!!!

youtendtoforget-deactivated2025

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

segamascott

preyanimal

you can tell im 30-something because i bought a new brand of toothbrushes and im very pleased with them. toothbrushes generally have the same problem that tennis shoes for instance have in that they're overdesigned and consequently garish and ugly. but this is literally just a single piece of plastic, all one color, with a logo printed on it and white bristles. very tasteful. it's perfect.

preyanimal

i sound like fucking patrick bateman

dogpuppy

franzkavkas

I think kafka’s diaries are the strongest evidence that journaling is not necessarily good for your mental health

a-suffusion-of-yellow-deactivat

it's because he didn't use washi tape

franzkavkas

The fursona vent art didn’t help either :(

3liza

my dad always says "it's not trespassing if you're not planning to do anything bad" which as a legal argument wouldn't get far but as a moral prerogative is completely sound

3liza

officer i am literally just in a location

testdevice

they call it his achilles heel because ack! It killies him

maryoliveoil

thanks for the spoiler

space-feminist

i feel like "feminist" anti-kink sentiment is very tail-wagging-the-dog. like male doms playing out bdsm scenes of abuse are not oppressing their female subs that's acting. you're mad at acting. you're those aliens from galaxy quest. same with fearmongering about "booktok". however an eroticized version of patriarchal dynamics being a popular kink DOES speak to the pervasiveness of sexism, bc eroticizing the oppression is a way of coping with living under it. it's women creating a fantasy world where men being menacing to them is sexy and not scary like it is irl, or where it is still scary but in the fun way like a horror movie bc you can tap out at any time by using a safe word or putting the book down. acting like this sort of kink is oppressing women is like if you assumed the thermometer controlled the weather outside. it might be depressing to look at the thermometer and see the impact of climate change, but it's not the thermometer's fault

queer-as-city-folk

I'm a fake commie because I see silly little things and decide yeah I want that and waste my money on it

queer-as-city-folk

Like I didn't need a piano key necklace or a Beanie baby ostrich or a portable cd player or a penguin broach or howl's Moving Castle jewelry or a striped poet shirt or 2 Bruce Springsteen CDs or...

blogofvariablequality

i think it would be much more of a 'fake commie' thing to do if you were constantly trying to accumulate money at the expense of getting things you enjoy actually

generalissimo-kneedeepincynide

"The less you eat, drink, buy books, go to the theatre or to balls, or to the pub, and the less you think, love, theorize, sing, paint, fence, etc., the more you will be able to save and the greater will become your treasure which neither moth nor rust will corrupt—your capital. The less you are, the less you express your life, the more you have, the greater is your alienated life and the greater is the saving of your alienated being."

Marx literally supports getting little treats

queer-as-city-folk

qelflinq

archeologists forever finding ancient little statues of fat women & animal people yet we still hating ? its been our favourite shit since we were apes and if u don’t understand this u need to get hit on the fucking head