[shejla24]

all girls do is forget to text back and watch makeup tutorials

[weaslcytwins]

[mendelianslip]

I guess this new Tumblr layout is punishment for still being on this website in my mid-twenties in 2015.

[jake-peralta-blog-deactivated20]

[falafelrps-blog]

Me: -watching "Say Yes to the Dress"- WHO!!! CARES!! WHAT THEY THINK! YOU LIKE THE DRESS! IT MAKES U HAPPY!!! FUCK GRANDMA SHE DOESN'T KNOW SHIT!!

[falafelrps-blog]

Remus: (Can't find Sirius and James in the afterlife)

Remus: Wait I got this (cups hands over mouth making a microphone) SNAPE WAS A TRAGIC MISUNDERSTOOD HERO

James and Sirius in unison: wHAT THE FUCK?!

Remus: Found them.

[luthordamnvers]

[speedlimit15]

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

[ohmyegerton]

Lazy Habits - The breach

[techieoliver]

[xxxl0veleenxxx]

HAKUNA MA’VODKA

it means no memories, for the rest of the night. (via sadlynovelli)

[dollymyfolly-deactivated2026032]

I’m the type of person who holds on to ticket stubs and photos and presses flowers but never puts them into a scrapbook I just have them scattered everywhere which brilliantly illustrates how I’m a sentimental piece of shit who can’t put their life together

[consistentlyshifting]

okay okay but hear me out: wizarding tattoos

tattoos of cats that wind around your ankles, birds that fly across your back when you move, a wand that moves when you move your own wand, a map on the back of your hand that shows your current location

the possibilities are endless

[jigglet-deactivated20180718]

“cool you have a cat tattoo can i see it?” “uh i think it’s sleeping on my ass right now. maybe later.”

[undergroundghosts]

me: i don’t understand why ppl are so mean to each other.. why can’t we all just get along?

me: *thinks about someone i hate* fuck that stupid bitch

[falafelrps-blog]

dinojockey:

when ur parents go out food shopping

[seerspirit-blog]

[falafelrps-blog]

seerspirit:

There was a lot more to magic than simply waving your wand and saying a few funny words.

[the-sassy-composer]

I feel this on a spiritual level

[tinyoperadiva-deactivated-6-2-1]

I’ve watched this on loop a good 50 times and as a musician I can confirm this to be 10000% true