who we once were living

flowers for m[A]chines

[calyxestra]

[pixalry]

Legendary Hardware - Created by Lyndon Willoughby 

You can follow the artist on Instagram and Twitter. 

[arsuf]

Horizon Zero Dawn gifs  ▪  (90/?)

[niceprophecies]

[prudencepaccard]

What Is Glitter?

A strange journey to the glitter factory.

When I asked Ms. Dyer if she could tell me which industry served as Glitterex’s biggest market, her answer was instant: “No, I absolutely know that I can’t.”

I was taken aback. “But you know what it is?”

“Oh, God, yes,” she said, and laughed. “And you would never guess it. Let’s just leave it at that.” I asked if she could tell me why she couldn’t tell me. “Because they don’t want anyone to know that it’s glitter.”

“If I looked at it, I wouldn’t know it was glitter?”

“No, not really.”

“Would I be able to see the glitter?”

“Oh, you’d be able to see something. But it’s — yeah, I can’t.”

I asked if she would tell me off the record. She would not. I asked if she would tell me off the record after this piece was published. She would not. I told her I couldn’t die without knowing. She guided me to the automotive grade pigments.

[injygo]

He also did not want me to visit his glitter factory. The jovial Mr. Shetty told me over the phone that people have no idea of the scientific knowledge required to produce glitter, that Glitterex’s glitter-making technology is some of the most advanced in the world, that people don’t believe how complicated it is, that he would not allow me to see glitter being made, that he would not allow me to hear glitter being made, that I could not even be in the same wing of the building as the room in which glitter was being made under any circumstance, that even Glitterex’s clients are not permitted to see their glitter being made, that he would not reveal the identities of Glitterex’s clients (which include some of the largest multinational corporations in the world; eventually, one did consent to be named: thank you, Revlon, Inc.), and that, fine, I was welcome to come down to Glitterex headquarters to learn more about what I could not learn about in person.

[oysters-aint-for-me]

now THIS is journalism

[oysters-aint-for-me]

“Most of the glitter that adorns America’s name brand products is made in one of two places: The first is in New Jersey, but the second, however, is also in New Jersey.” that is without a doubt the funniest sentence i have ever read

[vinceaddams]

“Indeed, in Clement Clarke Moore’s seminal Christmas Eve poem, the eyes of Saint Nicholas himself are said to twinkle like aluminum metalized polyethylene terephthalate (I’m paraphrasing).“

[aidn]

how the hell do i talk to people

[citrus-hills-blog]

Stand in front of them and press A

[oimatchstickman]

[aegyo-shinee]

This is cracking me up..why on earth did they delete his response in the movie!? hes so offended LOL

[amehtanas]

UNMUTE THIS

[carbonitekenobi]

sCuM?!

[laylainalaska]

I don’t know why it cracks me up so much that Han’s first reaction is not to attack, or to protect Leia, but to hold her back, clearly assuming that she’s just going to fling herself into the middle of a dozen armored Stormtroopers and start trying to kill them with her bare hands.

[rinasaurusrex]

[silverelite]

It’s ‘cause of the mako. All SOLDIER’s have ‘em

[drawingwithdinosaurs]

[monkeysaysficus]

I was not ready

[the-spook-zone]

@relatable-ram

[phraximus]

Me: *clicks video*  “The hell is all this abou-”

*whistling starts*

Me: 

[norithics]

I love this stupid fucking meme

[kyloren]

The greatest teacher, failure is. We are what they grow beyond. That is the true burden of all masters.

STAR WARS: THE SKYWALKER SAGA (1977 — 2019)

[firefox-official]

personal hell is trying to put change in your wallet while people are in line behind you

[firefox-official]

nobody:

me, in tears, stuffing change in my pockets like a squirrel getting ready for winter: im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im so

[sixpenceee]

Watch the whole thing. The artist is dr_mederos. More interesting posts here: @sixpenceee

[precovidian]

The best hashtag evah

[terrible-tentacle-theatre]

The firmer you grasp the fish, the more complete your understanding of sea life will become. Underwater labcoat completely necessary for this step, unlike breathing apparatuses like a snorkel or a regulator. Real marine biologists grow gills upon getting their diploma.

[lost-fool-wandering]

historical padlocks are just great

[deliriousfaol]

the town crier finds me sleeping on my doorstep bc drunk me last night couldn’t open the lock on my door and announces my buffoonery to the whole square

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

That’s how she looked

I adore her. She poisoned their soup (she was working in the cantine and was forced to serve the occupying nazis) and ATE the same soup to proove her innocence. Then she rushed home to her grandma who gave her a whole jar of milk to drink and throw up.

[airfierce-deactivated20201208]

[randomslasher]

Of course, by failing to give her Up as she requested, he has, in essence, let her down, thereby creating what scientists have dubbed the Astley Paradox

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

Schrodinger's Astley  

[xecat]

[laughconfetti]

Hot Singles In Your Area

[mxfitmatrix]

This is, of course, circumvented by the Astley heist, in which he develops an elaborate series of puzzels she must solve and so would allow her to "steal" a copy of the movie Up from Rick's possetion, while also understanding that he does not wish to run around and hurt her. In this way, he can gift his wife Up, without violating the terms laid about in the witch's curse that binds him for eternity.

[yo-its-matt]

[bananonbinary]

i just want to congratulate the person up there mimicking a porn bot, because they are the first and only person to make me unquestioningly and instantly click on obvious spam since i (thankfully, correctly) assumed it would be a rickroll. so what im saying is wow if the bots ever get wind of this strategy i will have so much malware so fast, all my years of developing safe habits on the internet were laid to waste for a meme.

[markv5]

– Смотри: я сфинкс….

[littleoldariel]

Can someone please translate this I feel like it’s important

[redportrait]

“look: i’m a sphinx”

[ladyshinga]

you’re right that was important