The king is a very busy man with lots to attend to, so I'll be taking care of all the administrative stuff so you all can have your fun!
My name is V, you can call me the royal advisor if you really wanted, and I'm here to keep everything running smoothly, keep this blog a safe place, and make sure everyone is having fun. In order to do that, of course, there have to be rules, so let me make this short and sweet as I can for you!
Bigots, terfs, racists, p*dos, you're all on the DNI list. I will block you if you come on my blog with the intention to harm someone else, or openly admit these values.
Being an advisor means I've got plenty on my plate beyond this blog. There is a real person running all this, with my own life to live. Please be patient and understanding.
Have fun!! If I or someone else is making you uncomfortable, feel free to let me know so I can set things right.
Limit your NSFW. I don't mind if you're thirsty to a certain extent, and I'm fine with cursing. Keep in mind that the RP community on Tumblr is diverse both in gender + sexuality, but also in age and I would like to keep this page friendly to everyone.
OCs, MCs and other Canon characters are welcome to interact. Just as a bit of a heads up, I'm not super comfortable shipping Falena with anyone besides his wife - but if you read below you'll see why that's a little rocky too.
This is a HEADCANON version of Falena. Below is a short description of how I interpret him and a few of his relationships. This is to ensure I enjoy the character I'm playing. This does not mean I'm not open to feedback or constructive criticism, just be respectful please.
Get To Know The King
He's fairly jovial and upbeat most of the time
He's really bad about just listening to problems - he likes to solve them
He and his wife are in a bit of weird spot - it's because he's still a closeted gay and it's impacted their marriage. He loves her still, just more platonically than romantically. They agreed to have a kid in hopes of repairing the rift they were both feeling, and it kind of worked, but he still really needs to be honest about his feelings Soon
Cheka is the one person he loves more than ANYONE and often comes across as a bit of an overbearing dad he's totally not just adding on to loving Cheka with all the love he wishes his brother would accept
The age gap between him and Leona? GUESS WHAT, I, THE PERSON BEHIND THE SCREEN HAVE THAT SAME AGE GAP WITH MY SISTERS (twins) (however we are still close and besties so I know. the Opposite of what I did is what I need to do for Falena sldkjfhlskdjf /hj)
That being said, Falena has a strained relationship with Leona that he has only recently come to notice now that Leona isn't around as often. He really wants to make amends, but feels like a complete stranger to his own brother and it shows in his interactions - he still kind of treats Leona like he's 6-13 because that's the Leona he remembers - the one who was still excited to see him when he came home from RSA. It wasn't until Falena was 19 that he noticed a bit of a rift. They started getting closer, then when Falena was 21 he was coronated and got married to his betrothed as his father fell ill.
Thank you for reading all of that! All that's left is to give credit where it's due.
The beautiful portrait done of his Royal Highness used as the face of this page, (with permission), was done by none other than @/lemonwerewolf here.
Dividers were made by @/saradika-graphics, here.
If the way I write seems familiar to you, you might recognize me from @twistedwonderlandshenanigans , my HC's and general writing blog for twst. (I follow from @/symphonicmetal101 though)
Thank you again, the King and I hope you enjoy your stay here,
Ahh, do I see a little scientist trying to find some chemistry between us? I'm sure you're like copper and tellurium yourself, dear. Thank you for the compliment!
Awwww it would be like you were a kid again!! Maybe I should cut my hair too. Cheka would be excited to see his uncle with a hair style similar to his too!
We recently found a photo album in the castle that one of the maids helped maintain, you were so adooooorable! I would love to do a side by side comparison of your short hair then and your (possible) short hair in the future!! Keep me updated on what you decide to do!!
And if that's the case, I found a photo from when you were 13!
Mom wanted us to take a picture together. I could never quite pull off that...what did you call it...emo, look you had, but I remember cutting my hair in solidarity!
Awwww it would be like you were a kid again!! Maybe I should cut my hair too. Cheka would be excited to see his uncle with a hair style similar to his too!
We recently found a photo album in the castle that one of the maids helped maintain, you were so adooooorable! I would love to do a side by side comparison of your short hair then and your (possible) short hair in the future!! Keep me updated on what you decide to do!!
Awwww it would be like you were a kid again!! Maybe I should cut my hair too. Cheka would be excited to see his uncle with a hair style similar to his too!
We recently found a photo album in the castle that one of the maids helped maintain, you were so adooooorable! I would love to do a side by side comparison of your short hair then and your (possible) short hair in the future!! Keep me updated on what you decide to do!!
As the advisor, all I can say is she's a doctor? Has to be able to attend house calls quickly? I don't know man but she's here and I've got a headache before it's all even started.
Honestly, with prattle like that I don't think she'll make it two steps into the kingdom, guards or otherwise. Any civilian that may see her will be excused to use proportionate but nonlethal force to remove her from the kingdom.
You have my word. If this...woman? Steps into the kingdom, she will be taken care of immediately. Whether that means removal, or being surrounded by "unhygienic beasts and such" as fitting punishment for trespassing.
Mm, I look forward to it. From what you've told me, I've surmised that the only beast among us, is the monster this woman has been to her son. Her behaviour and actions will not stand here.
Y-Your Highness! The red hair bi- *sees Cheka* WITCH has somehow emtered the royal premises to uh.. t-teach you some manners, she says.
-Falena gently, but quickly covers Cheka's ears as soon as he hears the beginning of the Forbidden Word. He relaxes a bit, and picks Cheka ( @my-uncles-the-best ) up, holding him in one arm.-
Is that so? Well if that's her intention, then I'll have the guards escort her to the dining room. Recent information that I've received has warranted a one on one audience, I feel the need to speak with such a...strong character as herself face to face. Thank you for the information my friend.
Honestly, with prattle like that I don't think she'll make it two steps into the kingdom, guards or otherwise. Any civilian that may see her will be excused to use proportionate but nonlethal force to remove her from the kingdom.
You have my word. If this...woman? Steps into the kingdom, she will be taken care of immediately. Whether that means removal, or being surrounded by "unhygienic beasts and such" as fitting punishment for trespassing.
As a fellow ruler of a nation, how do you do the whole work/life balance thing?
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Falena has the most awkward smile at this question
"It's simple really- I plan my days around Cheka. The last thing I want him to do is build resentment against me for being negligent or not 'present' enough in his life. My wife takes on many of the responsibilities in the kingdom, and delegates what she does not want to deal with, to me, which I don't mind in the slightest. "
He sighs a bit, pensive though his tone is slightly bitter and amused.
"Now if I could just be favoured by Cheka over his iPad..."
And if you could let Cheka play independently once in a while, you wouldn't be up until 4 in the morning catching up on the work you could have done at a more reasonable time. The answer is he doesn't have a sustainable work/life balance, even if his intentions are good.
SAY YOU'RE INVITED TO THE TWISTED PLAYHOUSE DAYCARE!! FEEL FREE TO BRING IN CHEKA!!
Haha! Thank you for the compliment! I love your enthusiasm!!
I'm sure Cheka would love to attend the daycare, though I'm slightly confused. Would I be attending the daycare so as to drop my son off or supervise....or are you asking me to be a surprise guest for the other children there?
āHey *name*! What do you have there? Oh! A gift, for me? Oh right, itās my birthday. Youāre so sweet, You shouldnāt have!ā
When summoned: I woke up to find the lobby decorated. I canāt believe this party is for me!
Summon line: Woah, I knew this was coming but I canāt believe itās finally here. How exciting!
Voice lines
Home: Iām getting so spoiled today
Home tap 1: Iāve never celebrated my birthday before this. They were a privilege I never had. I-I did participate in them though! I would bake the cake and sing along!
Home tap 2: Rook gave me a golden pothos for my birthday!!! Iām so happy! Iām always happy to add new plants to my room! He also put a mini picture of me⦠interesting.
Home tap 3: I'm enjoying this party a lot but Iām getting so tiredā¦. I want to sleep for hours
Home tap 4: Azul gave me 5 coupons. I wouldāve loved some money but I canāt be picky.
Home tap 5: Professor Trein wished me a happy birthday today! He let me hold Lucius for the whole class.
Home idle- login: I really like the birthday outfits. Theyāre simple but very pretty
Home idle 1: excuse me! Sorry, let me just go through hereā¦. Ah! Prefect hey! Octavinelle is so crowded today! Loads of people are trying to talk to me
Home idle 2: thereās so much good food! But Iām not sure if I could eat it allā¦.
Home idle 3: The Leech twins had me wear a big pin on my uniform that said ābirthday boyā and a party hat too- It was kind of embarrassing⦠was that their idea of fun?
SAY YOU'RE INVITED TO THE TWISTED PLAYHOUSE DAYCARE!! FEEL FREE TO BRING IN CHEKA!!
Haha! Thank you for the compliment! I love your enthusiasm!!
I'm sure Cheka would love to attend the daycare, though I'm slightly confused. Would I be attending the daycare so as to drop my son off or supervise....or are you asking me to be a surprise guest for the other children there?
-Falena can't help but break into boisterous laughter-
The entire table erupted in a flurry of crazed, fully grown beastmen chasing that poor mouse...I wish there was a recording too, even if it was just to show Cheka.
Didn't one of the other nobles fling potatoes at his wife by accident when he climbed on the table? or was it the other way around?
-Falena's laughter died to a small chortle at Leona's description. His expression softens a bit, and he looks a little sad, maybe even regretful, but he makes himself smile a little bit-
I don't think I've heard you genuinely laugh in ages...it's very nice to hear.
-He sighs deeply, rubbing his face a bit, before the corner of his mouth kicks up in the tiniest bit of a mischievous smile.-
You should come home more often. We can plan another prank, together this time, maybe with Cheka too. And you can get that recording.
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