diluted beauty

issa a murderous calm

[busiest]

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

[gayontv]

do you ever just realise you’re already an adult and you have no money

[akindplace]

F. E. Marie

[attains]

attains:

if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS

my mom made me go to a therapist because of this

[curseofthefreedman-deactivated2]

[nothing-but-funny]

[multiplejellybeans]

this can never be not funny

[thebootydiaries]

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

[spinningrims]

[dyscomancer]

Stop bitching about fedoras. It’s a hat. It’s not going to hurt you. Sit the fuck down.

[maxeth]

but it growled at me

[theanti90smovement]

i am ready to begin my transformation

[thebootydiaries]

Me:makes a reference only i get and then laughs about it because i saw what i did there

[inahiddenplace]

being an adult is just… calling people that’s literally it… just calling people you don’t want to call about problems you don’t want to have to be solving.. it’s disgusting

[meladoodle]

someone is trying to convince me that the name ‘glen’ is short for ‘glenjamin’ and i cant stop laughing

[shorturlisouttahere-deactivated]

“i don’t trust anyone anymore” says the 13 year old girl who got in an argument with her friend one time

[casualhottubharmony]

look out shes got a jun!

[disabledpaladin]

don’t joot!

[tryclops]

[sizvideos]

[thelogicalghost]

I don’t care why, this is hysterical.

[bettsplendens]

This is the best kind of prank.

No scares, no injury, no property damage, just confuse the hell out of someone.

[chessys]

i need 2 nourish my body so when i die i can contribute maximum nutrients to the trees