☽ yup ✞

idk what to even put here because i always look back on what i wrote before and want to punch myself for how dumb i sound. so follow me if you want !

[not-a-space-alien]

Parents be like "you know you can talk to me about anything right?" and then make it extremely clear it will go very poorly if you talk to them about specific things

[turing-tested]

not to sound like a commie or anything but I hate how it costs money to be alive

[vamprefaggot]

i would rather say "i love you" too much than too little, yk? i would rather yell "i love you" across a parking lot at 8:40 pm than to quietly go home, i would rather scream at my friends that "i love you" before i turn a corner, i would rather live in a world where my friends yell "i love you" back at the top of their lungs because life is so insufferably long but its also so so so short and i just. i would rather tell my people that i love them a ridiculous amount than have them not know,

yk?

[i-miss-balthazar]

FUNNY STORY MY GIRLFRIEND TOLD ME TODAY!!!

So she’s not out to her mom yet, so her and I have been dating under cover (for a year today!) and her mom likes to talk about boyfriends.

Now one day her mom comes into her room and sits down and says “you know you can tell me anything, right?” and of course, my girlfriend starts panicking a little while her mom sits there meaningfully waiting for an answer. Finally, her mom goes “I know you have a boyfriend.”

My girlfriend likes to write when she’s bored, specifically, she likes to write love letters between characters she ships. She’s also terrible at remembering to clear out her pockets before putting stuff in the wash, and her mom found an unfinished love letter in the pocket. 

So her mom goes “why don’t you tell me who Castiel is?” and she fucking LOST IT

[unknown-user-2832301]

get on your feet. you’ve got a visitor. 

[psychedellic-phase]

Underrated CM Relationships: Reid & Alvez

[brightflights]

HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE (2005)

[shittymoviedetails]

Someone speaks the truth

[dankmemeuniversity]

[slfcare]

as the colder months approach: i wish you all a healthy, calm end of the year. i wish you tasty cups of tea, comfortable clothes, warm beds, nutritious meals in safe homes, good music, new friends and unwavering health. you deserve good things now.

[thelovethatyouhad]

You did it! You broke 2020 down to its bare essentials!

[letmebegaytodd]

every single social interaction i've ever had has been complete guesswork

[filmnoirsbian]

I think a fun thing would be if we simply didn't have access to information regarding famous people's personal lives and relationships. Like i just think that would be fun and productive for us. We could focus on other stuff, like our own personal lives and relationships. I think that'd be neat.

[honeyglazedbabe]

Good afternoon to this film poster and this film poster only

[princekraehe-moved]

[sylvanas-girlkisser]

The fact that this movie is a psychological thriller, and the poster is meant to be unsettling not horny shows the immense cowardice of the cis heterosexuals

[naturalswimmingspirit]

haleeymoo

doesn’t get much better than this

[navybluedreamss]

Anne with an E

s2e1: Youth Is the Season of Hope

[tuagifs]

Don’t gloat.