Rounded with a Sleep

Performing/collaborative arts. Cowboy/pirate/knight/duelist/thief/rogue. Gryffindor, House Martell on my mom's side and House Mormont on my dad's, Waterbender, Rohirrim, Starfleet Command (though not much of a Trekkie), District 4, Winkie, Sagittarius, Year of the Horse, The Day of Ingenuity, Champion Idealist. Peekay is my hero and role model. Also I like tigers. And Shakespeare. I am a sucker for stormtrooper humor. I love everything Joss Whedon has massive amounts of control over.

[sweetestinthemiddle]

Portrait of Mrs. Elizabeth Schuyler Hamilton (1787), Ralph Earl / Don’t Hurt Yourself, Beyoncé

[thrandy-bb]

James Reynolds: If not I’m telling your wife

Hamilton: Not if I tell her first

Hamilton: But like

Hamilton: Indirectly

Hamilton: Through a published work maybe

Hamilton: Yeah that sounds a good plan that won’t ruin our marriage at all

[fan-of-rediculous-blog]

Aaron Burr, Sir

Burr: You wanna get ahead?? Alexander: Yes. Burr: Fools who run their mouths off, wind up dead. Burr: *winks at the camera*

[thejgatsbykid]

Anyway my favorite fun US history fact is that the clause in the Constitution that dictates that a president has to be a natural born US citizen was created for the sole purpose of keeping Hamilton out of the presidency, which, when I learned about it in high school, seemed like kind of a dick move, but now that I know more, I understand completely.

[fallenangellfilms]

Angelica: Eliza, we're looking for a mind at work!

Washington: I'm in dire need of assistance!

Burr: What about me? I'm smart and determined

Angelica & Washington: Yeah...but...there's Hamilton so...

[ambitchousrobot]

This meme is too much. I can’t handle it.

[bisexual-dodie-yellow-deactivat]

New date idea

buy me tickets to Hamilton

[fallenangellfilms]

A brief analysis of the best introduction in Hamilton

Alexander: oOoOoh, the show starts with a whole song about me and paraphrasing my backstory!

Mulligan: that's great but listen, you didn't practically appear out of thin air by jumping out of a circle of soldiers surrounding you with jackets while spitting sick bars

Alexander:

Alexander: they say my name more tho

[fallenangellfilms]

Philip: Grandpa just lost his seat at the senate

Eliza: Sometime that's how it goes

Philip: Daddy's gonna find out any minute

Hamilton: *loudly from the other side of the house* bURR WHAT THE FUCK

Eliza: ...

Eliza: I'm sure he already knows

[ewock]

Han Solo: a summary

[awed-frog]

From snow to fire: Jaehaerys Targaryen, the one who was promised.

[best-of-memes]

Awful Fantasy’s Awfulest Tweets of 2015

[ballistic-autistic]

GOD LOL

[falldeere]

I lost it at Batbat. XD

[foglightsandhope]

Oh that last one. Ouch.

[falldeere]

I think I didn’t even see the last one. I need to not reblog stuff when half asleep. XD

[grandenchanterfiona]

I want a high fantasy movie where everyone talks with Southern US accents instead of British ones.

The Dwarves though, they can get Minnesotan accents.

[captainlordauditor]

ok but picture this: elves with brooklyn accents

[audsbot]

“Hey HEY I’m castin’ here, what’d’you – listen, my pop and I serve the Great Tree goin’ back six hundred fuckin’ years so if you got a problem with our fuckin’ magic you don’t fuckin’ come down here into our fuckin’ grove to gimme shit about it.

“Right? You don’t see me fuckin’ goin’ into your shitty man-stables and tellin’ you how to milk horses, do ya? So instead you come down here, disrespect me, disrespect my pa, and how ‘bout you stop fuckin’ disrespectin’ the Great Fuckin’ Tree that grew whens’t the world was young and carries all our fates ‘n its boughs, okay?

“I said, ‘okay?’

“Okay, now fuck off.”

[zacharielaughingalonewithsalad]

“Oh, ya, my clan’s been mining these ranges for 500 years, real nice place, real friendly. We make a mean hot dish, too, don’t cha know”

“Now, see, our main export may be iron, but y'see, we’re also the home of one of the modern wonders of merchantry and architecture…. THE GREAT DWARVEN BAZAAR. Four subterranean levels, all shops, biggest in the land! Full of tourists but we’re all here for a good time and we’re all for boostin’ the local economy!”

[zandraart]

some foxes

[knightsolaireofthesun]

DnD shenanigans

DM: You see a door

Rogue: I open the door

DM: Inside you see a blood spattered room with a corpse sitting at a ta-

Rogue: I close the door

[tinyjavs-deactivated20130624]

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

[dailypaddys]