Whisper Sweet Nothings To Me, Darling

[tervious-deactivated20211002]

not sure how to word this properly but i feel like.. the way unnecessary cattiness is "rewarded" online (especially on twitter) really just made some people forget how to act normal. i agree that sometimes that needlessly exaggerated rudeness is funny but in most cases it just makes you look like an idiot tbh... i don't mean to sound too pretentious either - i'm just thinking of those cases where somebody asks a genuine question and in return they get the nastiest fucking reply from somebody who clearly doesn't speak to enough people in real life... like do you hear yourself? do you think this anyone finds you intimidating instead of just off-putting? congrats on being the grand champion of maladjustment i guess

[tervious-deactivated20211002]

[wondirection]

sometimes i catch myself being salty and im like damn????? take a nap?????

[var8]

[heyanadia]

this a real human heart after heartbreak. so sad :(

that is a pomegranate.

no this is a human heart after heartbreak can’t you read

[kristen-applebees-deactivated20]

[skunkandburningtires]

[filmnoirsbian]

Me 2 myself, upon discovering some new media to consume: i will like this a normal amount :) it will be casual this time :) just some light entertainment :)

[astraldemise]

maybe if i look at that nice snail plushie ill feel better

[astraldemise]

pleasant :)

[astraldemise]

theres more… effervescent…

[knights-of-the-glittery-table]

They are actually a slug who pretends to be a snail! Their name is Nisetsumuri and because they feel guilty lying about their identity they over apologise a lot in general.

[astraldemise]

ohohooho fantastic information, i love them even more now

[turing-tested]

is this orange or yellow.

[turing-tested]

its yellow you are all wrong i have decided just now

[dogonitblog]

hey op, what does this say?

[turing-tested]

nice try but i’m not colorblind it says 71

[khazel-t]

[clearcutcasualty]

Am I tripping?

Is that not 71?

[rankeluck]

You’re slightly colorblind, that is 74 and the color of the car is orange.

[clearcutcasualty]

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[everythingfox]

kis

[glidebylilychouchou]

knuckle tats that say OLIV EOIL

[autisticexpression]

Saying Uma Thurman is too old to reprise her role as Poison Ivy at 49 is a weak and sexist take. How old do you think Robert Downey Jr and Mark Ruffalo are? Let Harley have her milf.

[gamer-crow-deactivated20250412]

Let Harley have her milf.

[daphrona]

Slow burn but it's written by an impatient person

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

This doesn't affect the speed of the developing relationship at all, but does make for a very passive aggressive narrator.

[empresstress13]

Slow burn but the writer is angry about it

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[turboalienjesus-deactivated2021]

I thought the whole Suez Canal thing was funny but I just learned it's costing the global elite 9.6B/day AND NOW IT'S HILARIOUS

[everythingfox]

kis

[jasmancer]

Steve Rogers uses voice to text to send texts and formats them like a telegram

[jasmancer]

HEY BUCK STOP SAM AND I ARE OUT SHOPPING STOP WANT US TO PICK UP SOME TAKEOUT STOP

[orangeyjuicy]

Steve rogers fully understands that this is not the correct way to text. He just likes the absolute outrage it causes every time someone receives a text from him and wants to see how many times he can make the same people explain texting to him until they realize. Sam is currently at 14 times, beating out tony who’s at nine. Twice now shuri has facetimed him after reading bucky’s texts. He’s also managed to convince thor that this is the Earth Way to text and it’s great

[lasrina]

Please. Steve did this to Shuri ONCE and she immediately recognized it for what it was, added T’Challa to a group chat, and started responding to Steve in kind. Then she started taking screenshots of T’Challa’s unfailingly polite  attempts to explain both how texting protocol works and what “trolling” is, and posting them on the Wakandan internet.

Several of Steve’s more intentionally clueless responses immediately became memes.

[elusify]

[llleighsmith]

this is so fuckin funny out of context this is about a heron lmao mary oliver is a lesbian